Palm Reader Lloyd States the Obvious

This palm is scalier than my back, and if you ever want to find a life partner, I foresee you spending a fortune on moisturizer. And speaking of fortunes, this one cost you $100.

He once belonged to the Great Carnac, MissyPantOne.

Built-In Dream Catcher

Go ahead, dreams, do your best; because these wiry contraptions are built to snag the scariest of nightmares – ones that include furballs and Hoover vacuum’s power nozzle.

Honk-shu, Peter G.

Who has Bricks for Paws and is More Awkward than a Baby Elephant?

Mr. Nimble, of course.

Even the simplest Maru clips contain some serious gems – say around the 1:27 mark, for instance.

Everyone has Memorial Day Plans

What do you wanna do first? Eat? Nap? Pee on ol’ lady McCracken’s hedges?

All of the above, Jamie I.

Sleeping—with both ears open

Don’t take any chances—you can’t miss any fox secrets [like when the meerkats are throwing parties, etc.]

Fennec fox by floridapfe.

Q: Why is Gary so disgusted?

A: Oh.

Vanina W. says: “Pedro has no manners and Gary is outraged… always.”

Check out mah Pythons

I am… WINGTASTIC!

1. Cat pees on beanbag

2. Beanbag needs a washing.

3. Beanbag filling is placed in bathtub.

4. CAT FINDS BEANBAG FILLING!!!

Another Quality Foraged Link from Ant.

Tired of Being Upstaged by the Energizer Bunny, Borris Needed a Better Gig

Listen Mr. Oats, I don’t know how tied in you are, but I’m a way better spokesman than that fella who looks like a mustachioed walrus.

Rorschach has the worst table manners, Nicole P.

Behind the Scenes: The Making of “Cat Fancy” Fancy 100

Sweetie, I’ll do what you ask because I’m a professional; but the next time you tell me to “show my inner tiger”? I’ll claw your shins clean off.

Jeesh. Shin pads, Brendan M.