Shells Are Swell

But sweaters are better! Bring on the turtleneck jokes in 3, 2, 1 …!

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They cannot run, and now they cannot hide, from Smedley who found these two via Slacker 102 the Redditor .

Behold, the Power of Licking

So you say you just woke up, you’re covered in sawdust and goo, your legs don’t work, and you’re disoriented? You’re either pledging a fraternity or a newborn giraffe, in which case a bit of Mom’s Magic Tongue makes it all better.

Are We Going On a Trip?

I enjoy this box. You may carry me in it and drop me off on Cat Island.


Josh N. does it again.

This Guy Looks….Familiar

I wuz jus’ sittin’ here a spell while the hoomin went in for something to drink, and this dude comes out with chalk and starts scribblin.’ I didn’t get a treat or royalties or anything.

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From the Italian Greyhound Owners FB page. Remarks Wayne W.: “We went to get a coffee and came out of the cafe to see Henry had become street art.” Near Annandale, New South Wales.

!PUPPY PILE!

There are no words to describe how cute this squirming mound o’ fur is.

Behold…..

The. Puppy. Pile.


Keith Hopkin, how do you do eet?

Dogs In Cars: California

We’ve been on the run
Driving in the sun
Looking out for number 1
California here we come
Right back where we started from

And here’s another version that’s not California-centric!


More Keith Hopkin Magic. Lyrics by Phantom Planet.

Interview With The Guinea Pig

Prime takeaway from this interview: toilet paper is not just for your bum. It’s soft & chewy.


Smedley made the discovery. From Pets Add Life.

Comfort Seeker

More pillows, please. I prefer overstuffed and brightly colored.


Mari tells us, “Max Reyes, who was born in Toledo Ohio, has been leading a very comfortable life in Florida for the past four years.”

Dugout Dug

“… and that’s strike three to Latimoor, sending him back to the dugout and bringing up Dug Spazowski, the rookie retriever whose otherwise perfect record for stolen bases was tainted in last week’s game when a squirrel ran onto the field…”


Via slgckgc.

It’s Sinko de Maru!

Mugumogu recently found retro, young Maru footage for us all to dive into.
Water you waiting for?!


Fave “Little Maru” peenk tongue Frame:

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Fave “Big Maru” chinny-chin-chin water droplet Frame:

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