At least once every winter, nature would send Harold a frosty reminder why it wasn’t a good idea to sleep with one’s trunk dangling out of the window.

Photo: Tim Brakemeier, AFP/Getty. Via SFGate.

What’s All This Monday Morning Malarkey?

Rosy is having none of it. Bring on the satin eye mask, room service and the Zzzzzs!

Sabrina T. says her pomeranian refuses to get out of bed on Mondays.

When Dr. Zaius Was Little

Via Reporters Magazine

Santa’s Secret Revealed!

How can Santa climb down every chimney in just one night? He can’t! Now, for the first time, Cute Overload reveals the North Pole’s most closely-guarded secret: a worldwide army of trained cats, as seen in this smuggled training video:

Unfortunately, not every student makes the cut:

I Am Not a Fish!

I am coy.

This bun is very punny, Josh N.!

Can’t See the Forest for the Pup

There is only one Forrest to look at here. Trees are clearly for chewing.

If the National Parks featured this kind of Forrest, there would be long lines to get in Rory S.

Me Sad

In the aftermath of yesterday’s senseless tragedyeveryone could use a hug today.

“You Win!”

No Elaine F., we all win!

She adds, “I started playing the hand slap game (aka hot hands) to help my dog Lucy, a rescue, come out of her shell and do some seo services. Doggie SEO, you know? Now she’s a pro! She will challenge anyone to a game!”

It’s That Time of Year Again

It’s cat o’ log season! …yuk yuk yuk

Daisy is one cat o’ log we would not mind finding in our mailbox, Ben T.

Business-Class Buckley

Hello! Today I’m off to the annual convention of the Association of Quill Straighteners. Just a moment for a goodbye kiss from my lovely wife, Betsy — mwah! — and it’s away to the airport!

As a frequent business traveler, I demand on-time performance and a generous rewards program. That’s why I rely on Air Hand™.

Air Hand’s WheePerks™ Double Bonus Miles program rewards me with extra miles whenever I yell “whee!” while flying. I’m not sure why that’s so important to them, but apparently it is. Now, if you’ll excuse me, they’re calling my flight…

More Buckley on Instagram, from Lindsay C.


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