Myron and Ethel Noodleman’s Vacation

“… all right, these next slides are from when we went to Pismo Beach last year, because Myron’s doctor said the sea air would be good for his bursitis.  And we got a lovely room facing the ocean, first floor so Myron wouldn’t have to walk so much…”

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“… now, Pismo Beach is where they have the very famous clam digging, of course, and so Myron and I just had to try it for ourselves.  Didn’t find any clams, oh well…”

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“… and then we saw–HONEY!! You promised not to put that slide in!  I swear, that man–he’s as frisky as a teenager sometimes, I just don’t know what to do with him…”

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“… so anyway, we had a very lovely time, and we met this very nice lady named Angela E., who took these pictures of us, didn’t they come out nice?  And she said she would send them to a place on the Internet called… well, I forget the name; Cute Obstruction, or Cute Upchuck or something like that…”

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I’d Better Call in Sick Today…

… because according to this thing, I’ve got a temperature of 150 calories!

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Backstory from sender-inner Sandy C.: “I’d like to submit this photo of my hamster named Lenore who is attempting to lob a pretzel stick away without me or my fiance knowing.”  Not sure I agree with you 100 percent on your choice of hiding place, Lenore.

Puppy Dog Eyes Volume 2: This Time It’s War

We seem to be getting tons of “Oh YEAH!?” emails lately, of folks claiming their cat has a cuter tiara or their dogs eyes are puppy-doggier.

Says Sender-Inner Heather, “this is in response to the Spaniel puppy eyes you posted today…” OH YOU WANNA FIGHT, HEATHER!?

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Heather goes on to say: “OH you’ve met your MATCH Cocker Spaniel we posted yesterday!!!”

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All photos of Harpo the pup taken by Heather, attentive dog Mom and lover not fighter.

Thank you, Jesus

You may think there has been a GLUT of Cats ‘n’ Racks photos in the last week.

Well, you’re wrong. ‘CAUSE HERE’S ANOTHER ONE. Thank you Jesus! (necklace)

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Sender-Inner Jaii says: “More pics including extreme closeup of teensy pawses

I love you people

JUST WHEN I THINK there are no more cute pics in the world, you go and send in a gem like this. Thank you, Jeff and Kristen.

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Lula pup, you’re in beeeeeeg troubles.

You Are No Match For My Stoat-fu!

Aiieeeeee! I shall defeat you with my Flying Crane Leap!  Hah! Soaring Monkey Punch!  Hai-YAH! Leaping Iguana Wedgie!  Bouncing Walrus Tickle!  Waddling Penguin Slap-Fighting!  Drunken Thompson’s Gazelle Karaoke Hibachi Boxing!

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We humbly bow to your sender-innering skill, Laura S.

The Cutest Nightmare You’ll Ever Have

Hewwo.  We’re cweepy cwawwy cattewpewwers…

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… and we’re watching you…

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… and we’ll turn your hair white with fright.  BOO!!

IT'S THE LOVE CHILD OF PHYLLIS DILLER AND RIP TAYLOR!!!

From top: Cute Tiger Moth Caterpillar by Vanessa Pike-Russell,
What the….? by OntCopper,
Check out the eyes! by Mean and Pinchy

THIS JUST IN: Pug pushes pug babies in a stroller

Pug “Jenny” pushes her parasoled babies around Portland, OR.

From Amy S. (AKA “Shugs”), via DListed

Let’s look up the definition of ‘puppy dog eyes’

OH!

Here it is:

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Thanks for this defining moment, Amy C.

Oh, So That’s How They Did It

Dear Diary:  Have located source of the Orange Creatures.  Apparently, they arrive via a small, portable window, which the Tall Dogs carry with them and consult frequently.  An exciting find, as now it may be possible to return Orange Creatures to their own dimension.  More study required.