Fatterday

In the tradition of super hefty kitten Caturday action, here we go again. This time, it’s large kittayn attempting to bathe!

OOF! Sent in by Bobbeh. Photos by Go Go Mokochan!

This Winter Has Been So Scary!

Even the abominable snow monster is hiding under the bed!

Actual proof of this creature is yeti to be confirmed, Hugo.

No Matter How Hard He Tried…

…the birds never let Furbert give them a hug.

Listen … is that the tittering of birdie laughter, Ratko V.?

And Now, Monkey Jell-O Wrestling

OK, so it’s really monkeys wrestling with Jell-O, but we wanted a more attention-getting headline. Anyway, the Bronx Zoo gave their squirrel monkeys blueberries in Jell-O to stimulate their foraging instincts, along with your “awwwwww” instincts.

Famous Scandals in Music History

1990: Dance/pop singing sensation Milli Vanilli are forced to return their Grammy award for Best New Artist when it is revealed they are dogs.

I, for one, was totally fooled, Hallam J.

If Only They Could Stay Young Forever

Abominable snow monsters start off really cuuuute, don’t they?

More like snow angels at this age, Jodie & Moses!

Mind if I Crash in Your Helmet?

I saw you pedaling around, and watching all that sustained physical activity tends to wear me out, so I figured you owed me a place to sleep… (zzzzzzzzzzz)

Wake me up in time for the next post, Anna G.

There’s Always That One Houseguest

The snacks are gone, your other friends left hours ago, you’ve announced “well-p, got that big department meeting first thing tomorrow” at least five times, and still…

Via Gawker via The Daily What.

Aw, Nuts

All Monday I sit by this bowl, with nought to do but pine
With an acorn in my heart to nosh these nuts of mine.

My humans eat them all the time, I pecan see them do it.
With that shiny tool they use, it seems there’s nothing to it.

To meet my need I’d glady read each book in academia
to learn the knack I sadly lack to crack a macadamia.

Mister, cashew teach me how to be a happy snacker?
I’ll eat my fill, Bert, once I learn how to work a nutcracker.

I have a feeling that Cliodna will crack this sooner or later, Sharon S.

Invisible Cell Phone

Listening to Mother-in-Law… gabbetty-gabbetty-gabbetty, gabba-gab-gab-gab…

At least this way she can’t pinch your cheeks, Stanley. Thanks, Kacy H.!

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