What should I wear today? This looks good.
Where are the leg holes? Where are my legs?
Oh HERE’S the leg holes. Who put them THERE?
I’ll show THEM who wears the pants around this house!
Nyerhe. Stoopid pants are stoopid.
Wait, WHAT? This is a shirt? Not pants?
Well you know maybe that is just a matter of opinion.
“Dear CO, These are of my darling Minnie, attacking a shirt fresh out of the dryer. I hope that you like them.” -Kibblenibble (OHai!)