Dr. Nope

Ah, time for my favorite spy movie… I’ve got my popcorn, my martini (shaken, not stirred)… and as the familiar twangy guitar theme begins, I see the iconic “down the gun barrel” shot and prepare to meet… Hey, waitaminit! You’re not James Bond!

I suppose Miss Moneypenny won’t mind snuggling Rocket, Liz and Matt.

Yes, Dear

Are you going to kiss me or not?!!!

I’d rather chew aluminum foil.


Good thing Casanova wasn’t a pug, Pickle & Delilah.

This Little Light of Mine

Beamses loffs me dis I noes. ‘Cause the bioluminescence tells me so.


Another Rule of Cuteness #40, according to Luke.

Wow, It’s a Real Leprechaun!

Sure’n I am, me blarney! Mornin’ at the top to ye, and, um, shillelagh me begorra! I see you’ve noticed me authentic magical leprechaun hat, begorra.

And now, I’ll lead you to me pot o’gold! (For just a wee helpin’ o’steak, begorra.)

“Our pet is called RIBBY and he is a funny pet,” says T.F.

Paddy McPoodle’s Pub Rules

Faith and begorrah! To be sure, the bartender is always right. Ach, for St. Patrick’s Day, Guinness is always right.

This red toy poodle is Winston De Courcy. Even if you’re French you’re Irish on St. Paddy’s Day!

Too ra loo ra loo, Rae Bella.

They Don’t Look So Tough to Me!

C’mon, I’ve had enough sparring with these practice dummies!

When do I get to take on a real Rottweiler? Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

And a Happy 92nd Birthday To…

… J. Whizzington Pepperpoodle, billionaire inventor of the nose hair curling iron. The jubilant nonagenarian attended a private birthday celebration at his 127-room, 20,000-acre summer home, surrounded by family, who assisted with the candles.


He looks very… well-preserved, Mischa.

There Goes the Neighborhood

“Look who just moved into the nest down the street, Gertrude.”

“Ugh, bluejays — with their smelly cooking and loud parties every night…”


Better call the homeowner’s association, Stephen D.

I Give It A Week

On their big honeymoon night, Rocky, ever the romantic, carried his new bride over the threshold.


This Cats ‘n Rack-coons was sent in by both Penelope and Ant’s Quality Foraged Links: aqfl.net

EDIT: The kitty is perfectly safe, Peeps! Thanks to Photoshop and someone’s funny imagination. -pyrit

There’s Mutton on TV

I’ve seen this one a million times! It’s my favorite episode!


Don’t cha-a-a-nge the cha-a-a-nnel, Eliza.

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