That’s Cold, Bro

Is there no respect for the struggling artist anymore? Just yesterday, I was putting the finishing touches on my ice sculpture, and when I come back, it’s been stolen!


Heidi tells us: “Attatched is a photo of my ferret Raven (now sadly gone to the Rainbow Bridge) right after she dunked her head underwater to recover a raisin.”

Give ‘em liberty or give ‘em breath!

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.”


This united state of hamster sent in by F. Jenkins.

Ride ‘em Cowboy

Yee haw, I’ve got ‘im, I’ve got ‘im! I think I can break ‘im in!

Start the can opener! I’m goin’ fer the record!


King Arthur, the rescue squirrel and Lexie, the rottweiler, trying to make a buck, Samantha H.

Your Concern is Very Touching

Tell us where you last saw your rack, ma’am. I’ll form the search party.


It will turn up sooner or later, Veronica H.

Head Over Heels

Very nice Mr. Leo, but if you’re going to start wearing ladies shoes, you really should shave your legs.


Karen G., has Leo ever heard, “The cat she walks on padded claws,”?

The Great Pumpkin Massacre

Hurricane Irene may have damaged pumpkin crops, but a select few survived to be mauled by bears at the Bronx Zoo, a fall tradition. Oh, the pumpkinity!

What’s a Gila Like You Doing in a Place Like This?

Hey baby, wanna get some grub and shed skin with me sometime?
This lounge lizard is a male Enigma Leopard Gecko. Thanks chameleon, Steve S.

Try the New Swiffer Hisser!

The revolutionary new Swiffer Hisser uses the cleaning power of you very own household cat to keep your floors spotless and shiny!

Your kitten Teddy Bear just swept us off our feet, Mark P.

Up, Up and Away

Thanks to new Ratapult technology, rats are closer than ever to finding out if the moon really is made of cheese.

The Ratapult must be kept squeaky clean.


Avi hopes the moon is one giant yogurt drop, Megan.

You Have Disturbed My Slumber

That was most unwise, puny mortal. And now you shall pay for your insolence…

… with your immortal soul!!! [booming echo effect]


Danielle M. says: “This is June plotting to kill me for waking her up during her beauty sleep.”

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