Patience is a virtue
GET ME OUTTA HERE!
Sent in by none other S.S.I. Josh N.
THIS JUST IN: “Jimi welcomes our new kitteh, Scrambles.”
March 31, 2009 by
LOL
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeehhh!!!" [Hissing sound]
"Whuuut?" [Say in Keanu Reeve voice]
What a nice little story, Sarah W. 
Step one: Toss the hedgehog
March 31, 2009 by
Step Two: See how close you can roll bocce balls towards the hedge
Step Three: Whomevah gets their ball closedt to the hedge wins a golden toilet paper tube trophy
Hopefully the hedge will stay still for the whole game. If he moves, throw him again!
Mystical Beer Cans of Imprisonment!
March 31, 2009 by
ITEM TYPE: Artifact — Container
EFFECTS: Target creature is confined for remainder of melee round. May be reversed by invoking Rope Toy of Stringiness, Annoying Duck of Quacking, and Fuzzy Bee of Squishiness.
Hyp-mo-tize
March 30, 2009 by
[Beady eyes, unwavering, no plinking]
"You will bring me yogurt drops.
You will bring me sunflower seeds.
I will never run in the hamster ball again."
Don’t look DIRECTLY at this pic for too long or ye shall perish! My little star Piórko by the one and only pyza*.
Bat Toes and ‘Tocks
March 30, 2009 by
According to this bat-tographer; "When you reach into a bag of bats to pull one out, they’re usually upside down and what you first see wriggling out is a cute little bat butt. " Yes, yes I see that.
Bat toes and ‘tocks by The unquenchable.fire! Ow! Ssssss [hot to the touche]
There Otter Be A Law Against Being This Cute
March 30, 2009 by
Sea World may be famous for its killer whales, but two new arrivals may have guests saying "Shamwho?" The San Diego park welcomed two Asian small-clawed river otter pups, born Feb. 7 to first-time parents Leo and Giselle. A new otter/sea lion show debuts next month.
From Sea World via Cute Otters.
UPDATE: Four more otter pups born at Sea World Orlando! It’s a conspiracy, I tells ya!
Winston-san does his “I’m in a box!” mime thing
March 30, 2009 by
It’s such a realistic performance! [clutching chest]
Goodnight, Bunday.
March 30, 2009 by
Carbo Load!
March 29, 2009 by
This is one ham’s story. Of a serious carbo loading.
First, please note, before the pasta gorging, cheeks are at somewhat "normal’ size.
Then the delicious lip smacking and paw wringing begins!
MLORRRP! Delectabuhls!
[Inhaling of entire spaghetti strands]
Post gorge: cheek pouches at maximum capass.
Funny little Piórko, pyza*Piorko’s tongue action, Piórko’s mouth action, Pasta ATTACKS Piórko! (2), Piórko stuffed with Pasta, all wonderfully photographed, styled and posed by pyza*.
