I Hear You Knockin’…

0:05: You cannot reach me in my Fortress of Solitude!

1:06: Hah! Your feeble attempts amuse me, young one!

1:40: Wait… that’s not… what are you… uh-oh…

Fatterday: Ode to Fudz

“How do I loff thee gooshyfudz, and all you can eat buffets?

I loff thee to the depth and breadth and height

My bowl can reach, when feeding my appetite.”

Scarlette is super sizeable, Vanessa L. & Josh M.!

Last Orders, Please

Two pints of kitty and a packet of crisps, please…

Oi! Two pints of kitty and a packet of crisps, please!

Two pints of kitty and a packet of crisps and I’ve got all the right money and all that I’ve been here a half-hour and why won’t you serve meeeeeee?!

Cheers, Sara S.

Static Cling is a Launderful Thing

If you pull us apart – sparks will fly!

Prepare to be electroCUTEd!

That would be shocking, Shannon.

And Now, Time For Head Exercises

And left… and right… and left… and right…

Highlights of the Prêt-à-Porter Show

… and here’s Tiffany, ready for a day at the beach or a night by the fire in this versatile knit tunic by Dicker and Dicker I Hardly Knew’er of Beverly Hills. The fur styling and nails are by Mr. Rudolpho of To Dye For on Melrose.

Posh, Mireia F.

If You Don’t Squee At This

The right side of your brain will never speak to you again.


Cover your ears, Peewee and Joann!

Expensive Hair Gels Are a Con

Marmalade is a much cheaper alternative!


We could live with this kind of dandy ruff, Frank!

“It Don’t Mean a Thing…

…if it ain’t got that swing!”


Jazz paws! Thanks, Crystal.

Secrets of Magic Revealed!

For the professional stage magician, “sleight of hand” really means “sleight of arm,” because making things disappear often requires getting them up a sleeve and out of sight. To this end, a variety of apparatus are employed, such as the helper squirrel, pictured here.

Abricadorable, Miriam S.

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