I told you not to follow me here!!!

My cover is blown!

I TOLD YOU not to visit me here!

Dammit.

Busted

You are tewtelly busted, Nathan W. :(

Pup Tech Support

[shuffling from office cube to cube]

OK, who’s next? [annoyed]

Aw geesh, I gotta crawl under the desk again. Listen—Ethernet goes in the RED port, your phone goes into the YELLOW port.

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I swear these people are like, 5 Megs short of a Gig [snort]

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Alice L., back to work! You think I pay you to look at pictures!? Here’s another one of the pup above!

C’mere, Bebeh (Part 2)

Kittehs are so sly. Their attempts at inter-species snorgling are well-documented.

Please check out this innocent piglet, getting roped in to the Snorgletron 2000.



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, originally uploaded by kattenspul. Gracias to sender-inner/pointer-outer Paul P.

PS — here’s Part One.

Happy Father’s Day!

Oh Man!

I was so busy with my own Father today, I didn’t git to postin’ until NOW!

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!

To the best Paddles ever XOXO

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Please get a load of C.S.O.’s God dogs; Monty and Bozie, care of Blythe J. Ahnngh.

Picnic Lonsche

Will you please check out this McCheekersons, taking his fair share of pouche-filling. [paws outstretched]

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More! More! Moggghh! [can't talk, cheeks getting fuller]

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I looooooooooof the ‘monks, Kristy W., Kristy W’s sister and Kristy W.’s sister’s boyfriend.

Whateverrrrrrr

What a perfect way to end the week.

A steaming hot cup of Whateverrrrr!

Ahhhh. [warms hands on sides]

Whateverrrrr

"Oliver" pup and sender-inner "Rade8u"—I suggest whipped cream on the top. Goes down easier that way.

THIS JUST IN: cross-species BEF

B.E.F., or Beady Eye Factor is NOT just for the world of Pocket Pets, People.

Will you please check out the obvious SEVERE case of beady eyes AND MUZZLE POWSHES as captured on the SEALS below.

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THAT is a serious case of BEF, Brinke and photo-taker extraordinaire Heribert P. ;)


[it's PUFF!  MuzzlePUFF! ...why u do dis?? - Ed.]

Look. [nervous laugh] You got it all wrong.

Look, I hear you, OK?

You read this silly website, and you’re convinced that all otters are evil, right?

So called...

You’ve heard that we lie on our backs in the water all day, hatching ridiculous [holds paws up, does invisible quote marks] "evil" schemes, pretending we’re friends, etc. Right? [Scratches head in disbelief]

I can't believe we're even having this conversation

[Sighs] I don’t know what to tell you. It’s simply [wipes eye nervously] not true.

You feel me on this?

All right? Otters are not always making evil plans—that’s… ridiculous!

Look, I’m glad we’re on the same page here. [Paws behind head in 'we're done' motion]

[clapping hands together in 'finished!' motion]

I got shells to crack and really don’t want to try and convince you again, Erin E.

Listen, Girlfriend…

…I tewtelly hear you.

All boys are jerks. [Adjusts whiskers]

Tell me everything—from the beginning.

I won’t tell anyone—don’t worry [takes sip of Chardonnay]

I soooo hear you

This is gonna take a while, Emily G….

Tie-tie.G.I.F.

Hey!

Señor Eye Capsules!

You still got one day of work left!

Rise and shine! [foot twitches]

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Day-old chicks. Wot slackers, Alina K. [Shaking head in disgust]