I totally disapprove of this post.
Please take it down.
Ha—rumph.
Angela S., you better do what he says.
Oh, and Angela says: "You’ll notice the very convenient built-in pillow-bib that his chin rests on. You know, the pouch of fluff that almost totally obscures his paws? That’s six years of too many cheerios and yogurt-covered bananer treats from "grandpa" right there!"
‘Pillow bib’—I think I like it.
[schnozzle peeks out] Is that dastardly otter……done yet? [shivers]
Stheriously—I’m not coming out ’til that belly-wriggling Dewd is done!
Bliss A., I think you can let the cat out of the bag no—OMG THERE HE GOES AGAIN
1. Will you please check out this first kitteh’s gut, he’s all waddling to naptime
2. Meanwhile, whiter kitteh is all: "I Shall Sniff Thee"
3. And Gut-kitteh is all, "Make way fer naptime, Bro"
Everyone has been jonesing for C.O.X.C.U.s lately, so:
ENHANCE!
And after a toe snorf, it’s back to Snoozeville… With ears perfectly placed low on the head, and stubbular nosicles.
J.R.B., Right on with your hand-made mcblankersons. More of these kittehs HERE!
Karen: "I can’t stop seeing tha evil, evil otter dancing! he won’t stop dancing! Oh, Tim, Hold…me! Make it go away!"
Tim: "Karen, Honey, you’re going to be OK. The Ativan should kick in any minute." [shivers]
LOL, Super-submitter Eva H.! Rokkin’ photo, Jeremy K.!
People, I changed the background color to yellow. I could NOT DEAL with the blue any longer. It hurt my eyes! Also, my good pal Wendy complained, and she was RIGHT!
I need you People to FOCUS. FOCUS on the Qte, and not be DISTRACTED! [shifty eyes]
Now… BACK TO WORK!
[whip crackingk]
The geniuses over at Yahoo Photos have just posted this anerable puppeh wearing a fur heart. [Falls over]
Gracias, Sparky-Pants… 
I’m sure the Fathers of the InterWebs had looping evil-otter-undulaishe-dancing-vids in in mind when they developed it so long ago. [sighing head tilt]Their dreams…finally came…. true! [gasp]
Josh N. AND C.S.O. insisted we post this IMMEDIATELY. Also on CuteCast, natch.
…Not to menthion lotths and lotths of cupcake-testhink expthperieanths.
Kudos to sender-inner Trisha S. and AWESOME pet photographer Tonya B.!
"Mya" pup was adopted in NYC at the "small-dogs-on-death-row" Waggytail Rescue
I see you, you beeg humayn persaynes, and I teenks; "Ees possible to jomp away from dees sit-chu-ayshons?" [Eye capsules look backwards]
And dee answer, she ees always "no… I muss be pay-chans." [Rotates eye capsules forward] "Aie."
Annie M. says dees photo was on Happy LOL Day too, originally uploaded by "ckminihane". 
Just WHAT THE HECK am I supposed to do with this?! Serve up 17 plates of tempura? Oh, the judges will love that.
[Waving teeny Tyranosaurus-Rex-scaled paws around] this is just GREAT!
Bork Bork Bork [Swedish Chef dialect] to you, Andrew L.!
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