RAAAALLLGR! [Looks skyward]
Julia H.—you should be frozen in carbonite for sending that in.
Arrrrrrrraaagggghhhhhhhlll [Chewbacca sound]
August 16, 2007 By
It’s SOOOO HOT in Maine…
August 15, 2007 By
[crowd roaring] HOW HOT IS IT!?
It’s SO HOT, a moose is in the kiddy pool!
You heard me. [slooosh!]
OK, sender-inner, I promise I won’t use your name, as you requested. But you know who you are… 
The More You Know: Sitting on Others
August 15, 2007 By
People,
When you sit on a kitteh, however absentmindedly, make sure he can still breathe.
Because, kittehs need air too. [head tilt]
The More You Know. [nodding action with music in the background]
Sure, this photo looks like it was taken in Bangkok 17 years ago, Justin D., but the message is STILL just as valuable today.
Michelle B., great work on the TMYK logo.
The (jealous) Infinite Bird Project continues
August 15, 2007 By
People, you’ve heard about the ICP—or Infinite Cat Project, right?
Well [sigh] here is the lessor known IBP. [Golf clap]
Noice MacBook, Estaban!
Hurry UP Dude
August 15, 2007 By
Pup: Dude, I got my eating scarf on and everything. HURRY IT UP with those Snausages [That's Snausages In a Blanket -Ed.] Do you think I have all night?
Molly W., I never thought you’d like like your dog either. [Shaking head] Don’t make me file this under “Matchingks.”
THIS JUST IN: 20 Cheerios stuffed in powsches!
August 14, 2007 By
BREAKING NEWS
Twenty Cheerios brand toasty O’s stuffed into hamsters powshes causes tubal blockage. MORE AT ELEVEN!
I hope they can get her out, Alden M. [shaking head, clasping hands]
Halp! My paws are gynorm!
August 14, 2007 By
Look at this kitteh and his enormous paws.
He’ll grow into them in like 3 years. Love the back paws togethers. So nice.
C.O.X.C.U.: [holding half of hand in front of face to shield]
ENHANCE! (OK, demi enhance)
Gordon G., look what you caused. The first "demi-C.O.X.C.U." [shaking head]
Her neck looks like a rolled up carpet
August 14, 2007 By
Look at her.
She tewtelly looks like a 70′s shag carpet—look at her neck. [Both alpacas look]
OMG SO TRUE LOOK AT HER!!!
Nice white lipstick, Kat!
Folds of fur betwixt your fingers
August 14, 2007 By
You can almost FEEEEL the fur! Reach! Reach toward the screen!!!
Ehn!
He looks clean, too. Nice pawsitude, Duncan the pup, and sender-inner Megan M.
Baby, this just isn’t working out
August 14, 2007 By
We’ve tried, Honey, but it’s just NOT working. I bring you sardines—you bring me soggy kibble in your salty mouth—we’ve GIVEN IT A GO, Baby!—and it’s just not gonna work.
Don’t cry, Baby—you’ll find a nice Beluga whale and I’ll settle for a Schnauzer—life goes ON.
No! No! Mila R.! Noooooooooooo!!!! [rocking back and forth in corner]
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