Mmmmggggllp. [snorting against wheel sound]

Mr. Waffles (I am not making that name up, though it really sounds like it) got a little tie-tie after running on his wheel.

Mmmmggggllp. [snorting against wheel sound]

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Sender-inner Liz K. swears she didn’t "flatten him". Sure, Liz [eye roll]

Three piglets, one cucumber—WHO WILL WIN!?

[Rocky theme music playing]

We may never, ever—know…

Mariser, gra-cee-as.

LOL Cats cartoons

Check out all these sweet LOLCats cartoons from Ape Man. It’s a set of strips featuring hobo cats who speak in LOLCat talk. Their adventures include invisible sandwiches, jailtime, riding in boxcars, and chasing a pesky duck.

Pip

THX, Adam  K.!

Ceilingcat

Arrrrrrrraaagggghhhhhhhlll [Chewbacca sound]

RAAAALLLGR! [Looks skyward]

RAAAAAALLLGH!

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Julia H.—you should be frozen in carbonite for sending that in.

It’s SOOOO HOT in Maine…

[crowd roaring] HOW HOT IS IT!?

It’s SO HOT, a moose is in the kiddy pool!

Moose1

You heard me. [slooosh!]

Moose2

OK, sender-inner, I promise I won’t use your name, as you requested. But you know who you are… ;)

The More You Know: Sitting on Others

The_more_you_know2People,

When you sit on a kitteh, however absentmindedly, make sure he can still breathe.

Because, kittehs need air too. [head tilt]

The More You Know. [nodding action with music in the background]

Bangkok

Sure, this photo looks like it was taken in Bangkok 17 years ago, Justin D., but the message is STILL just as valuable today.

Michelle B., great work on the TMYK logo.

The (jealous) Infinite Bird Project continues

People, you’ve heard about the ICP—or Infinite Cat Project, right?

Well [sigh] here is the lessor known IBP. [Golf clap]

Ibp

Noice MacBook, Estaban!

Hurry UP Dude

Pup: Dude, I got my eating scarf on and everything. HURRY IT UP with those Snausages [That's Snausages In a Blanket -Ed.] Do you think I have all night?

Woolly

Molly W., I never thought you’d like like your dog either. [Shaking head] Don’t make me file this under “Matchingks.”

THIS JUST IN: 20 Cheerios stuffed in powsches!

BREAKING NEWS

Twenty Cheerios brand toasty O’s stuffed into hamsters powshes causes tubal blockage. MORE AT ELEVEN!

I hope they can get her out, Alden M. [shaking head, clasping hands]

Halp! My paws are gynorm!

Look at this kitteh and his enormous paws.

He’ll grow into them in like 3 years. Love the back paws togethers. So nice.

Pawsitude

C.O.X.C.U.: [holding half of hand in front of face to shield]

ENHANCE! (OK, demi enhance)

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Gordon G., look what you caused. The first "demi-C.O.X.C.U." [shaking head]