How Can You Think of Food at a Time Like This?

I’m tellin’ ya kid, we got a problem. There’s a 5-second rule and neither of us can count to five. Or is it a 5-second drool, I can never remember.

Via YouTube.

 

Bombogenesis Visits Watkins Glen

[Note: Had NO clue what a "Bombogenesis" was. Had to Bing It. -Ed]

The tireless Meredith T. of Farm Sanctuary digs way out and checks in. “With a large swath of the country digging out from Bombogenesis (that’s what they’re calling it! I swear!)..”

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“I wanted to send you an adorable gallery of images of ‘Farm Animals in Snow.’”

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“Just picture it— precious ducks, pigs and cows prancing and frolicking in snow.”

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“I’m not sure why, but people never think about farm animals being in the snow.”

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“These sweet images from our Watkins Glen, NY shelter have an element of magic and surprise..”

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“…. I think your readers would enjoy!”

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Poll: Leave It To Bieber!

Well, well. This is a Tail Tale Of Two Biebers.

First up, we have Bieber The Border Collie, who is so smart he can learn a new toy name in one minute! Check it out! (From Lucy S.)

Then, we have the other Bieber, who….gets busted in Miami Beach overnight and makes world headlines.

So…which Bieber is more talented?

Normally, an Asterisk Means Bad News*

You know, to hide “some restrictions” that “may apply,” or a list of nasty side effects as long as your arm, or that the amazing doorbuster 75% off special is only available Monday morning between 5:45 and 5:47 in our Lima, Peru location.

* Unless it’s an asterisk made of bunnies. Then it’s all good.

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Via EarthPix on Twitter.

THIS JUST IN: How 2 Draw Tabby Cats, By Simon Tofield

You might not know that name at first…but you know Simon’s Cat! In this new video, he shows us just how he draws Tabby Cats! (And of course, you get to listen to his fantastic British accent- always a plus. I don’t know what I’d rather have; the drawing skills or the accent. Must think.)

That’s All There Is To The Coastline Craze

Dolphins showed off their mad (or is it “rad”) surfin’ skillz at the Rincon Classic last weekend in Santa Barbara. Catch a wave, dudes.


And we can’t forget this fellow hanging ten..or hanging, er, however many it is he’s hanging.

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~Le Creditos~

Thanks to Wendy M. for the dolphin nooz. Credit to B. Wilson/M. Love for the header and song. Duck photo spotted on The Panda of Boredom. Photo of dolphin via Shutterstock….

Wait! What was that? You have a joke for us? (In the hover.)

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Lather, Rinse, Repeat, and Flush?

Feeling pooped and crappy? Introducing the new and improved Loo-’real shampoo. Making you feel like Number 1 is our motto.

“I don’t think much explanation is required here.” -Hilary K. Via YouTube.

Guys, Remember, Before We Chow Down..

…gotta say Grace. Assume the position.

From Susan M., who is growing more prolific by the day.

How Much Are Those Kitties in the Window (Melting Our Brains)?

Dog 1: Daaaw, I want to take the black one home and name it Midnight.

Dog 2: Gawrsh, I want to take the white one home and name it Snowball.

Dog 3: Hurrr, I want to take the grey one home and name it Charcoal.

Dog 4: Grrrr, I want a crowbar, and I don’t particularly care what color it is.

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Susan M. found this on the “Dog Bless You” non-profit page on Facebook.

Luck, Be a Lady Tonight

Can you believe this koo-koo mutt over here? I get two pair, he gets three of a kind. I get a straight, he gets a flush! This keeps up, I’m gonna have to put in another week at the Copa Room just to pay off this dirty dog! What’s his secret?

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Via Buzzfeed.