Oh, There Will Be a Boss Fight

The newest game from Obscurity Studios is Call of Booty, a side-scrolling platformer in which you control the Dread Pirate Marvin as he races to save his lady love, Anita Handhere, battling waves of zombies, skeletons, zombie skeletons, and the extremely realistic Atomic Mega-Whapzilla.

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Via spilltojill.

Skateboarding Tortoises

Because….well, why not?

From the C.O. Impractical Joke Files

If you really want to confuse your cat, wait until your cat is sleeping, then tear down your house and rebuild it so that it appears to be on its side.

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Via Kelly Sikkema. (… or you could just call Confuse-A-Cat)

Cute Overload: Now 100% Chinch-Powered!

Ladies and gentlemen, Cute Overload is proud to announce that its web servers are now powered by 100% natural chinchillas! Totally organic, zero carbon footprint, and very low emissions (unless he’s had broccoli for lunch).

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Useless Pointless Cuteness

Pug Washes Your Monitor: Here, let me get that for you… Wait, now this bit’s smeared over here… Oh, and now there’s some drool over here… Dang, this is harder than I thought… (Requires Flash)

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Cat Bounce: Pick ’em up, watch ’em bounce! Hours of amusement! Guaranteed to break the ice at parties! (Requires Flash)

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Koalas to the Max: Use your mouse to divide the circles until you see a picture of a koala. This is the most work you will ever do to see a picture of a koala.

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Found via The Useless Web.

How ‘Bout A Little ‘Tude There, Milo?

C’mon little man, give it all ya got. You can do it! Woof!!

Presidential Pets On Parade!

6461515323_daf5b7be87_o“If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.”

That famous quote is attributed to President Harry S. Truman. Indeed, searching the InterTubes turns up lots of First Dogs- but Socks appears to be the sole First Kitteh.

ANYWAY.

It’s President’s Day in the U.S. To celebrate, here’s a mini-selection of famous Presidential Pets!

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*Feature Photo of Socks in the Oval Office from the U.S. National Archives Flickr, and thanks to Grytlappar.

Photo 2 of Socks (and President Clinton) from No Idea.
Photo 3 and 4 of Socks (and President Clinton) from the U.S. National Archives Flickr.
Photo 5 of Socks from The Washington Post.
Photo 6 of Bo and Michelle Obama from ABC News.com.
Photo 7 of Rex and President Reagan from Pupscale Grooming.
Photo 8 of Barney from Rollcall.com.
Photo 9 of Millie, President and Mrs. Bush from Petside.com.
Photo 10 of Checkers and Republican VP candidate Nixon from Reporter News.
Photo 11 of Fala and FDR from Animal Fair.com.

Oh, and PS:
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NEW Maru: I THINK I Can…I THINK I Can…

…I KNOW I can. Ahhhhhhhh. I am The Circle. Built to win.

“It’s Coming To Get Us!!!”

Someone (or something) has to give here. A robot spider with a camera and disc shooter…vs. a bunch of kittehs and their Mom. From Japan.

But you knew that.

(Boing Boing.)

Rats, It’s Monday President’s Day

Do you like little rat feet - ImgurSome of y’all have the day off today! #YAY
Some of y’all…gotta head on in. #RATS IT’S MONDAY.

(Reddit.)

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