I sing this song every night

And then, someone made a video of it.

Trent T.? massive gold stars for this one.

Um, possums might need a new lawyer…

Well-intentioned Rebecca M. assures moi that possums are PERFECTLY wonderful and not the slightest bit evil, and sends this photo as proof.

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Rebecca M. claims:

-They RULE in the Moist Nosicle category.
-They have a thumb without a nail on their back feet.
-They have elaborate whiskers.
-Their ears are pink when they’re babies and turn black as they grow up.
-They CARRY LEAVES CURLED UP IN THEIR TAILS – Come ON!
-And let’s not forget they carry their babies in a pouch – North America’s only marsupial

Hmmm. I’m thinking. I’m thinking… LET ME THINK! [shifty eyes]

Pssst. Psst! What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

‘make me one with everything!!!’ [snicker]

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I can’t believe you made a joke like that, Cheryl E.

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Re-donk, People! (YOu knew I was gonna say that.)

Check out this mini-donk. He’s all in a "Got Milk?" campaign with that muzzlepowshe. Points for knee knobs.

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Teeniest of hooves clopping in thanks for you, Maggie H.

Vegetarian pizza for Lucy 3.0

ItworksThe fine folks (see thumbs up pic) over at HamsterTracker.com alerted me of a new delectable recipe. Hamster pizza. (Uh, that is, pizza for hamsters.)

The "Cookin’ for Lucy" section of the HamsterTracker site almost eclipses the Tracker itself, it’s so great.

Check out the tortillia wrap "dough", carrot as pepperoni, red apple as paprika, cucumber as … cucumber, green melon seeds as olives, pine nuts, parsley for herbs, and grated Gouda cheese.

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And a close-up of the Extreme Hamster Tracking Poster Girl: (Please note slightly upturned, nibbling muzzlepowshe)

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Thank you, chef Mathijs!

Whut up, Self Peeps!

Thanks for the mayn-shons, Self magazine.I agree, C.O, is all about de-stressing. And paws. And muzzlepowshes. And chomping on kitten ears while no one is looking.

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Josée L., thank you for the SCAN-tabulous submishe!!!

Crap—it’s ‘Tocktober!!!

Crap—i KNEW I forgot something.

I was all worried about the cuteness of possums and if they made the cut or not and COMPLETELY forgot about ‘Tocktober.

Forgive moi. Chief Sister Officer had to remind me in our daily carpool. She’s all: "You knooooow, it’s like, ‘Tocktober, don’t yuh?" and I was all "D’oh!!!"

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Thank the lo’ that Jimmy T. was READY, even before I was. Jimmy, I owe you one, bro.

Repeated Paw-liftingks

And one and two, and one, and two.

He’s got some pretty wild eyes there, Zoë—like he went heavy on the guyliner.

Zoë H., nice catlisthenics (sp?)

GOODBYEEEEE (ack!) cruel world!!!

Deep brefs, People, this ham is jusssst sleeping soundly according to Sender-Inner Erin Y. She named her ham "Tooty" presumably after the only other Tootie on the planet, the one from The Facts of Life. Maybe that name made him fall over [wiggling all four paws ehn! ehn! ehn!]

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Erin Y., How about "Pants McHammersons" or "Señor McShavings"—something! Anything is better than Tooty, come on.

The jury’s still out on possums

People, it’s tough at Cute O headquarters. We can never decide if possums are cute, or just horribly evil. (There is a fine line, and otters LOVE to jump back and forth across that line, taunting! always taunting!)

But I digest. Check out this dewd with this anerable paws. Don’t look at his schnozzle or ears tho. OK, you can look at his schnozzle.

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I think he’s 1/2 prosh, Vicky A….