And Now, Everybody’s Grandpa

“I cannot believe the stupid, liberal, nanny-state garbage that passes for so-called ‘news’ these days! ‘Pick up after your pets’?! When I was a boy, we picked up after ourselves! I can see I’ll have to write another harshly-worded letter to the editor!”


“This is our cute little Leroy. Obviously has something to protest against here,” says Candy H.

More Veggies, Less Wedgies

Eat right and exercise constantly, then you too can look like this!

I’m in shape. Blobbular is a shape.

Thanks for stuffing our cheeks,  roborovskihamsters.webs.com

Pick a Little, Talk a Little

… and that’s when Marcie, she’s Marge and Stanley’s eldest, just stands up in the middle of Thanksgiving dinner and declares that she and her boyfriend are going backpacking across Europe, and Stanley’s face went just beet red…

Oh, but listen to me, nattering on, not letting you get a word in edgewise…


They looked real to us at first too, Sue V.

Dad-gummit

Zzzz …snort …whuh? Who turned off the tv?

I was watching that channel.


Tucker deserves a hard earned nap, Courtney S.

Dreamflight Lullaby

Now shut your wee eyes, lay down your tired head
And dream fluffy dreams in your pink little bed
Soon you will fly in the sky without fears
The clouds at your feet and the wind in your ears


Over oceans you’ll skim; over mountains you’ll soar
But remember, it’s only a dream, nothing more
And when you awaken, you’ll marvel because it
All seemed so real, but it wasn’t — or was it?


Darin & Brooke say: “Viva is a Papillon-Poodle-Miki mix. She sleeps like this all the time (not really). She’s just tired from looking at the weirdos on Cute Overload all day.” Hey! We resembled that remark!

Petite, Plump, Prosh Ponies

Grab your biscuits and clotted cream, ‘cause these tiny English ponies are about to GET ALL UP IN YOUR HIGH TEA

I love how they’re all about eating too much and stuff, Juliette E.

Try the “Ears Only” Diet

Peeps, it’s a well-known fact that popping 1 pound of bunny goodness in your mouf will instantly make you gain 10 pounds.

So only indulge a little—ears only:


What bakery made Caitlin’s bunny, Tricia R.?

And Don’t Come Back!

That’s right!

Don’t make us come down there and whip your butt! [shiver]


Photo by Flickrer Todd.

Side Eye Alert!

I do yoga every day, meditate regularly, get frequent massages and plenty of sleep. But still, I wanna smack somebody.


See, it’s nothing purrsonal, Liza V.

Do tell…

It’s all over between Purrsilla and Bartholomew.

She told me that you told her that I told you not to tell her what she told me.

Don’t tell her I told you that she told me what I told you not to tell her.


Alley Cat Rescue in Brentwood, MD. Photo by Kylie R.

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