These Piggies Need to be in a Blanket

So excited! Don’t you love slumber partays? The chocolate mud fountain, gossip with the geese, gate crashin‘ with the goats, truth or dare with the chickens. We’re not gonna get boared…

Bedder luck next time, supermoving.

See, I Told You They Were Real

Not only is there a monster under the bed, but it’s a stealth ninja monster, too!

A Public Service Announcement for Cats

When you adopt a new family, remember that they may have hygienic practices that are somewhat… different from yours. Always remember to be tolerant of those whose ways are strange and unfamiliar (or if that fails, just don’t look).

Owl Rightie, Then

This video is so hootin’ cute it’ll spin your head around. Where do we sign up to give head scritchies to owlets? Is there, like, a waiting list or something?

Do Not Ask For Whom the Bird Tolls – it Tolls for Thee

Beware toll cheats! Authorities have installed new toll gate birds. The toll gate birds wont go up until cars come to a complete stop. This way, you wont miss the basket and the birds are given time to admire themselves. Hey, it’s in their contract.

Exact change only, Or Hiltch

The Perfect Bun — Every Time!

Do you want a bunny, but have a “hard to fit” lap? Then you need Mold-A-Bun™ from FlopCo! Mold-A-Bun’s exclusive PuttyPaws™ (patent pending) technology lets you squeeze your bun into any shape…

… Until it’s a custom fit!

That’s a honey of a bunny, Cizuka S.

They Had It Coming, I Tell You!

There I was, resting comfortably, minding my own business, when I felt the soft, fluffy hand of death against my back. I turned, and faced a ferocious stuffed rabbit. Two rabbits. With knives. “We’ve come for your humans,” they said, but I stood up to protect you. It was a horrible struggle, but I prevailed. You’re safe now.

A likely story, Peggy H.

Sir Eyebrowdots the Great &Victorious

With my magnificent eyebrow dots, I shall conquer the world! Nothing can stop me now! Victory will be mine.
Can I bring you back anything?

Chris, please teach Mischa (11 mo. old Alaskan Klee Kai) to say, “Veni, vidi, vici.”

Yoinks and Gadzooks!

But soft! What treasure hath the Fates placed before mine eyes? A kernel of corn!

Oh, what sweet blessing from Nature’s bounty — a pitiful morsel to some, but a bounteous feast to a humble creature such as I!

We like eloquence in a rodent, Megan A.

Oh Nose

I used to worry about being a, you know, ferret, but now I’m going to go straight and I have nothing to hide.

If I have nothing to hide then I have nothing to worry about, right?

I am a ferret!

….. And I’m worried I have nothing to hide!

Whiskers is worried about keeping his nose clean, theogeo.


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