All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

and the 2013 CO Calendar. [Get yours here! -Ed]

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Photo by: Unknown.

Panda Express

Look! The cutest dumplings you will ever pop in your mouf. And there’s enough for everybody.


If you want seconds, The Telegraph has more for everyone.

I Wasn’t Expecting Guests

But you are welcome to come into my log cabin. I decorated it myself. Don’t mind the straw.


Lip-hance!


Gus (short for Asparagus) the peeg photographed by Jonathan O. who says, “He is a good boy”.

Visiting Hours

“… and they keep hiding his cigarettes, but Grandpa finds them every time. Oh, and Stacy and that boy from the DQ had a fight, and now she’s not going to the junior prom. But the good news is, Mom says if you make parole in June, that nice Mr. Ferguson will give you your old job back.”


Via Tumblr.

DisapprovaCat Prevents Wasted Lives!

Are you getting the latest gadget for your loved ones, but concerned it might sap all their time? Then add DisapprovaCat™ to your gift list! DisapprovaCat hovers near any electronic devices, issuing a stern glower that says “Really? Another eight-hour gaming marathon? And it’s such a nice day, too!”


Via Ari Helminen.

Productivity Is Down

Unless, of course, you count yawning and stretching as accomplishments.

Erika from Manila gives us Thirteen, the 2 month old Siberian Husky, and Guitarz1970 provided the music via Freesound.org.

Wrong Side of the Bed

My hair’s messy! It’s early! The sun’s too bright! Why is there no breakfast?!


Photo by Stephane Bailliez via 500px

A Cat With a Pwan

A wonderful, terrible pwan.

But, where is he going to get bubblewrap, jello, 200 bungee cords, glitter and a cape?


Good ol’ wackadoodle kitty genius and Buzzfeed A Plus Computer Support provided the battle plan for this assault.

What Do You Do After School?

I hang out in the barn with the fam.


Then I let my mom cuddle me a little. If I don’t, she gets to be a real pain in my neck.


Then we measure ourselves by the measuring wall.


Well, my Moms and I pose for pictures, cuz we’re famous.


I go into the house and I helps myself to a milk-box. I know how to use a straw, but I need helps getting the straw in the box.


Knobbulars via Zooborns, Blorpular Belugas via Pinterest and Clever Kitten via The Daily Cute

Stay Cranky, My Friend

He once walked out of Les Miserables because it was “too cheerful.”


Oscar the Grouch thinks he’s a total downer.


He once yelled at a mobile advertising mouse on the grass to get off his lawn.

He is… The Grumpiest Cat in the World.™

(also, Buzzfeed’s Most Important Cat of 2012.)

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