But I DON’T WANNA WEAR the jacket thing.
“Now listen men. Here’s how we’re approaching this. Maximum stealth, just like that Zero Dark Thirty thing. The hoomin usually enters the kitchen at precisely 0800. As soon as he arrives, we pounce. You, from the living room. You, from the den. Each of you, from the front hallway. We mount our synchronized climb on the right pants leg.
Our objective? Acquire the nourishment with a minimum amount of casualties. Once we’ve secured the table, we use that as our base of operations. I know you’ll all do your best. I wish you all luck, and Godspeed.”
Sent in by Cuteporter James H., with original posting by KutePets.
Bunny’s Teddy’s got QUILLS! If you see this guy come hoppin’ down the Bunny Trail, be careful how you pet him.
Overall, you have been doing a slightly better than adequate job. There are areas for improvement, however.
For instance, the BR report shows that the frequency of belly rubs has decreased. The AM belly rubs are fairly consistent, but the post lunch belly rub is pretty hit and miss and the pre dinner belly rub is non-existent.
So, I’m gonna need you to get back on track with the PM belly rubs, mkay?
Penny the Lop’s gonna get BUSY tomorrow morning. Strangely, no sign of stress, anxiety, or disapproval.
Photos by Annie D.
My name is Farrah Faucet, and I do not care about college basketball.
“We found her wandering the streets, for awhile she lived in the bathroom, but now she’s a full fledged member of the household.” Thanks to Ali W.
I know it’s down here somewhere. Jenny said it was.
The part of Max Stubbular played by Shambler. Jenny H. is the submitter, who says “He always enjoys a good day at the beach. Although he is a little nervous about the water, he LOVES the sand! Here he is digging to China from Bodega Bay, CA. Note the sandy eyebrows at the end :). PS CO gets me through the work day.”
Wait a second, why am I choosing? I’ll have both!
From Veganism is the Future
She loves tomatoes
More than anything there is
Even more than milkshakes
Here’s Eloise the box turtle snacking on a tomato, c/o Haley L.