As Long As I Get to Keep the Dust Mice

They use my tail for dusting those hard to reach places. I don’t mind but whew I wish they would lay off the furniture polish.


A little mouse keeping never hurt anybody, Chief Sister Officer!

Play “Freebird,” Man!

Actually, this pup would probably rock out to just about anything: “Stairway to Heaven,” “Mrs. Robinson”… but he clearly doesn’t like the sound of silence.

Cleavage Overload!

With such luxurious curves, a young Christie Wrinkly dreams of being a super model.

Boomer is a great roll model, Mickey S.

I hope Paul takes me someplace nice tonight

[lights candles]

[turns on the Michael Bublé]

Asleep in the Bathtub... ~ Florcia

[Scrubs back by shuffling on tub]

Who’s gonna look fabulous tonight?

Zzzzzzzzzz... ~ Florcia

[looks into mirror]

YOU are, Dahling. You are.

"That's... WHO?" ~ Florcia
Photos by (who else?) Pyza!

Just Another Video of a Dog Chasing Cars

They say that some people just go to NASCAR races hoping to see a crash. Not us, though; we’re in it to see the frantic dog attacks.

This Gumball Machine Will Eat Your Dollars

This dispenser’s out of order,

Please put in another quarter.

This cute Pezhead pup is Melissa K.’s Pomeranian, Cowboy!

Santa’s Workshop, Returns Department

To expedite your customer service experience, please re-pack items in their original packaging, including small parts, manuals, packing material, shrink-wrap, and sealing tape; and show your receipt stamped by our Department of Receipt Stamping, located in the basement and open for two hours on alternate Tuesdays.

Those who fail to comply will be bitten. Thank you.


Those are some serious-looking elves, Kelly R.

On the Twelfth Day of Cutemas,

My true lof gave to me: Twelve penguins a-waddling!


Taken in Asahikawa-shi, Hokkaido Prefecture, Japan by Flickr user LAI Ryanne.

It’s Him! It’s Really Him!

Santa Claus is real! He’s eating the broccoli and milk I left for him by the chimney! Now he’s leaving a big round package under the tree — oh, please let it be that high-performance all-terrain hamster ball with the flame detailing I asked him for!


May you get everything on your list, Mel D.

C.O.: The Cure for Insomnia

Are you looking for the safe, all-natural way to relax? Try Cute Overload, the gentle alternative to sleeping aids. Whether at your desk during a hectic day, or just before bedtime, Cute Overload’s soothing blend of puppies, kittens, hammies, and bunnies ease away tensions so you can get the rest you need.


Ooh, I wouldn’t let those claws anywhere near my touch screen, Emily W.

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