Why Am I Always the Butt of Jokes?

Every time I sit upon this branch, I endure one crack after another. I feel like a bum who’s hit rock bottom, but I turn the other cheek and put it behind me.


It’s a puffy junco from jocelynsart! (No, that’s not a euphemism.)

Let’s See What’s Happening in the Lunchroom

As per usual, the lunch lady is very kind and patient. Even though those kids are loud and pushy, she makes sure they all get fed and never once gets mad.

So much easier than trying to open those stupid little cardboard milk cartons, Keith Hopkin!

How To Help Sandy Victims

Sandy may be the most damaging hurricane in recorded US history. Here’s how you can help animals who’ve been impacted:

American Red Cross
Sandy Lost and Found Pets Facebook
How to help animals affected by Sandy
How to locate lost pets
Jenkinson’s Aquarium
North Shore Animal Rescue League
Donate via Apple iTunes Store
Gothamist’s 21 Displaced Dogs Who Need Adoption in New York City



Sir Igby Chicken Caeser surveys the storm damage. Yes, spelling is correct. Hoverfacts via The Examiner.

Zero The Nosevember Hero

Sender-Inner Sheila S tells us about this Redonk Nose Pose:

When I saw the post about Nosevember I just knew you needed this photo! This is our greyhound, Zero (named after the ghost dog in Nightmare Before Christmas) on vacation on a beach in Oregon. Thanks for all the cuteness!


Totally our pleasure, Sheila.

I’ll See Your Self-Walking Dog…

… and raise you the amazing Quantum Pug, who can not only float up stairs, but can generate an Infinitely Looping Time/Space Recursion Field!

Got Meelks?

They wouldn’t give me a bottle of Bud so thees ees gonna hafta do.

[Burp]


Via the Alaska SeaLife Center Facebookster.

Ees Thees Left Toin Or Right Toin Signal?

Ah cain’t evah tell. But ah nose that you stick out your tongue to signal STOP!


Got Attacked again.

Flim Flam Flamingo

The flamingo is a lofty bird, famous for showy bright pink plumage, and is easily recognized by its very impressive beak.


Enzo the schnozzo, erm, the greyhound, schnozz0graphed by Shubbe

Fall Back (to sleep!)

Sleppeh sea lions everywhere agree, Daylight Savings Time has its advantages.


♪ ♫ ♪  Oh Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream… ♪ ♫ ♪ Via WWF.

Tookus, Tush, Tuffit? Nope.

Buuutt, Boooooty, Booottooommmm, Buuunnnns, Buuummmmmperrr? Gah.

Hey! ‘Tocks! ‘Tocks! ‘Tocks, ‘tocks, ‘tocks! What ever you call it, sometimes it ITCHES!

Maybe it’s the salve on rear itch, Petsami.

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