Shall I Compare Thee To Valentine’s Day?

by William Shakespeare

…Thou art more lovely and more temperate.


Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date.


Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;


And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimmed;


But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st,


Nor shall death brag thou wand’rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to Time thou grow’st.


So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,


So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.


Happy Valentine’s Day!


Bottom heart puppy from Michelle R. Piggy from here. All kitties from here. Cow from here. And, Chihuahua puppies from here! Special thanks to Sharpy for photo wrangling.

I’ve Got a Heart On…


my nose!


Get your mind out of the gutter, I said H-E-A-R-T on!
Coffeegorilla spotted this Seal on his Galapagos honeymoon.  Thanks to sender-inner Ant.

Mom…Mom…Mom…Are you Listening?

And then I said to Sheri that she was too big to fit through the fence. Darren said that I was a liar and so that’s when I told him he was a liar (yawn) and then you called me over here to take a nap and I’m not tired at…zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

The Infinitely Boring Cuteness Project

Our first polychromatic entry in the ICP seems less than thrilled with the honor: “Our infinitely cute lovebird Gubi was enjoying some laptop heat while I was browsing CO,” writes Claus G. “He wasn’t too pleased with all the cats, so he yawned a bit and eventually fell asleep.”

Every St. Bernard’s Nightmare

I’m lost in a dense forest with no way out, and I’m surrounded by clones of myself. We’re all looking for someone to rescue, but there isn’t anybody — just this one underage kid who can’t even have brandy… That’s when I wake up screaming…

I could go for a Brandy Alexander,  Robin R.

As Your Attorney, I Advise You to Hand Over the Ribeye

Welcome to Law and Order: Canine Division


Prepare your briefs, Treana W.!

It Was Cute the First Three Thousand Times

Where could kitty be? We’ve looked everywhere! She was just here a minute ago.

There she is!


Jessica Z. says this is Pippa Squeak. But she just goes by Squeak.

THIS JUST IN: A Tiny McBadgersons Nursed Back to Health

THIS JUST IN: The Daily Mail is reporting:

A tiny badger cub was found abandoned and completely helpless it didn’t look like she would survive.
With her umbilical cord still attached and weighing just 100 grams, any longer on her own and she would have died.
But now the tiny black and white critter has been nursed back to help and has been aptly named Hope.

FULL STORY OVER AT THE DAILY MAIL!


Cuteporter Hannah D. came in on deadline on this one.

Cat Breading in Three Easy Steps

It’s the latest craze, People. Cat Breading.

Step 1: Grab your kitteh


Step 2: Grab a bread-related item (whole grain, Wonder®, pita or tortilla, it don’t matter)


Step 3: Shove that bread over your kitteh’s head, laugh manically, then take a picture.


And don’t forget that Yorkies are basically cats too, so they can participate.


We finally succumbed to featuring this worthwhile meme. Many, many more photos over at Breadedcats.com. Thanks to Ant who always has his antennae on the pulse.

Caturday Night Slow Loris Makeout Sesh

Fave Frame™:

Another quality foraged link, to take your mind off sad news for a moment, by Ant.

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