Why kittehs are not good African safari guides

I think I see a CROC!!!

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BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!!!!

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Aroooogah! Arooogah! Sound the alarms, Pamela S.!

I think I’ll take a nap—IN THIS HAT

Um., way to show off the scale of how small you are. For her next trick she’s gonna be all sitting in a thimble and stuff.

It’s Rule 14, People. Rule 14.

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Kristen R., does Mango sleep in a matchbox? THOUGHT SO!

This web site has grown tiresome.

I grow weary of this "posting of kittehs". Puh-lease. "Kitteh" is not even a real word.

Tiresome

Turi M. was looking up the word "disapproving" and found this dude on wikipedia.

Ye olde yarn spinner

I can offer you all-white natural pup tail yarn at 2 bucks a skein.

That’s a deal, come on. It’s only slightly used! [see tail below]

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Jeanie J., you’re the LATEST accepted submishe for the 2009 C.O. Page-a-Day calendar! Congratulations and thank you.

OK, I know this isn’t ‘Beautiful’ Overload, but check it

Violins + dolphin bubbles…

[Drifting off into Never Never Land]

Melanie P., I’d say ‘thank you’ in dolphin squeaks if I could.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhnnnn!

[Clenched toes]

[Takes mouthful of seed]

[Returns 30 more times this hour]

Ehhhhhhhhhhn

Story of my life, Allison! Especially the pawsitude on the fence…

I do NOT have a problem YOU have a problem

Kitteh: The desire to get inside and be inside a box whenever possible is NOT a problem. I repeat, YOU have the problem—did you ever think that being OUTSIDE of a box was actually the problem? Why don’t you think about THAT?


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Alex P., Your kitteh is going STRAIGHT to 130-day Boxhab treatment at Promises. It’s for the best.

A check list…

Let’s see: total ball o’ fluff? Check
Muzzlepowshe wrapped around behbeh pacifier? Check
Totally redonkulous? Check! check! a thousand times check!

Total_furball

What other criteria can he fill, People!?

Nice submishe, Michelle V.

Young’ins bound for boxhab

[shaking head] it’s a shame to see such young, young, kittehs start off on the wrong foot. They’re obviously overdosing on boxes—TOGETHER!—at such a young age. Tsk.

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You can’t even tell WHO IS WHO in there, Heather R.! And don’t even tell me that’s a Kleenex box.

// UPDATE — thanks to Vicky Mowrer and her Kittenex! //

The Japanese are at IT AGAIN

BEHOLD the PANDA TOASTAH!

WHY DIDN”T WE THINK OF THIS!?

Thanks for rubbing our noses in it, Elspeth T. The “panda” does kinda look like he’s in a jail of toast, tho.