[Rat Host] Hey! I just vacuumed the Lego couch, and got us some tiny rat-sized beers. Steve is stopping by later too. C’mon in. [Pokes head back in] I’ll get the door.
Hon, guests are here!
I wonder if the Rat wife could serve up little mini tacos, Emily B.? With a little apron?
She’s teeething!
She’s teeething!
RUN AWAY! (Before you get chomped)
For ALL Flocke news and glimpses of her eye capsules, check out this site. (English-language version)
Detlev R., the January photo archives on Flocke might kill Peeps. Thanks a lot.
I was just MINDING MY OWN BIZZNIZZ, drinking my milks, when you started harassing me.
OK OK, it’s not my milk [snaps like a twig under questioning]
Guilty! Guilty, John J.!!!
This pup is completely and totally unacceptable! A big pup, a French mastiff, manages to look completely anerable. It’s breaking all the rules. The pupbrows, the tongue, the FURLED PAW ACTION. Does not compute! Does not compute! beep beep beep
Hey Jessie, Silvia and Luna (the pup) from Belgium? Just stop it. STOP EET!
Check out: "Iris Landing" the co-pilotin’ kitteh who barks (er meows) out commands.
9Poppeh, the Eagle has landed, Over.
Do you think this kitteh is all; Oh! I better get to the office! I better hurry up with that report! I better schedule that meeting with Toni over in iTunes! No! He isn’t. He’s all thinking about his next Snack-a-roo.
Way to focus on the simple things, Elizabeth D.
Dewds, here’s a great voting advertisement; I just received a pre-recorded (natch) phone call from STEVIE WONDER saying that he called to say he ‘loves me’ and that I should vote for Barack Obama. Awesome, Barack. And, um, Holy target audience.
I think C.O. should sponsor a radio ad of kittens purring for a candidate.
Do I dare ask who YOU are voting for on this fine Sthuper Tuesday? I’m still writing in Colbert.
Whatever you do, just don’t fergit to vote. Polls open ’til 8PM.
And let’s not forget the baby Stoat ‘n’ Vote song: Vote vote vote, Like a baby stoat, stoat stoat stoat, cast a leetle vote! DO EET!
Gah-nuzzle, Gah-nuzzle
[tiny munching of feets sound]
// UPDATE — the call for COXCU has been heard! //
Git your vitamin peanut every day, to keep your ears squirrely and your EYES BEADEH!
[Plink plink!] (eyelash sound)
Nice lil’ lower lip, J to the S!
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