“I’m not really sleepy, it’s just that your butchering of Brahms’ Lullabye is sapping my will to live.”
Undercover Kitteh
May 21, 2011 by
Undercover Kitteh is everywhere… and she is nowhere.
Undercover Kitteh sees everything you do, hears everything you say.
Undercover Kitteh will be getting tuna every night this week.
Ever get that feeling you’re being watched, Karri T.?
The Daily Mail does another fluff piece
May 20, 2011 by
This time it’s about rescued kittens who had turned pink due to chemicals the concrete factory where they were found.
[Eye roll]
Read the entire [sigh] story.
When will the Daily Mail stop kicking our asses in Cute coverage!? WHEN Neil S.?
BREAK OUT!
May 20, 2011 by
Well what’s this new feeling coming out of the streets
Everybody’s talking ’bout it wherever they meet.
Down by the corner I keep getting the heat
Then my feet start moving to the rhythmic beat.
Breakdancing
break out – breakdancing
break out.
They used to do the locomotion
do the jerk and the twist
But there just ain’t never been nothing like this.
Now popping and locking is a new way of talking
Things will work out for sure spinning ’round on the floor.
Breakdancing
break out – breakdancing
break out.
Hearts are pumping
beat if thumping
love’s the way you’re looking tonight
Fever’s rising
no surprises
we won’t have the time to fight.
Breakdancing
break out – breakdancing
break out.
Breakdancing
break out – breakdancing
break out. . . .
Breakdancing lyrics by Irene Cara. Sunbeam Kitten Breaker by Rebecca B. Best Breakdance song hovertexts by p3t3 on Metafilter.
The Ultimate Desk Accessory!
May 20, 2011 by
Get Keyboard Puppeh™, the perfect complement for your laptop or tablet! Comes with automatic One-Boop™ access — just boop the touch-sensitive nose to instantly load everybody’s favorite website!
Do they make a left-handed model, Eugenia?
Statuesque Beauty
May 20, 2011 by
Oh, my leetle rutabaga, why do you eeg-nore me? I loff you!
Just one kees, mah darl-leeng…
And if you think that was strange, the facts are stranger: This squirrel has become obsessed with this statue in a Russian suburb. Full story at the Daily Mail.
Microwave Popbun Directions
May 19, 2011 by
Place bag in center of oven THIS SIDE UP.
Listen to the pop to know when to stop.
Caution: Contents will be CUTE! Thanks, Marine
Dog Is My Co-pilot
May 19, 2011 by
It was 0700 hours when orders came down: After nightfall, we’d be bombing the enemy hydrants east of Wang Chung — over 60 miles into enemy territory.
I took one last look across the airfield. A lot of good men would be on this raid — men with wives, men with puppies. Some of them wouldn’t be coming back. It’s a fact every flyboy faces in Wawa Squadron. Death isn’t just your destiny, he’s your friend — the face in the mirror every morning, the hands tucking you in every night.
I could hear the great engines whining as they turned over. It was time to go. Doris stirred softly as I brushed her cheek. “Don’t wait up for me, honey,” I murmured.
Photos by Toronja Azul.
This Fox Kit Has a lot of Explaining to Do.
May 19, 2011 by
What have we told you about stealing Rita Hayworth’s gloves?
Go and think about what you’ve done here, Mera G.
