I was just MINDING MY OWN BIZZNIZZ, drinking my milks, when you started harassing me.
OK OK, it’s not my milk [snaps like a twig under questioning]
Guilty! Guilty, John J.!!!
Inconceivable!
February 8, 2008 By
This pup is completely and totally unacceptable! A big pup, a French mastiff, manages to look completely anerable. It’s breaking all the rules. The pupbrows, the tongue, the FURLED PAW ACTION. Does not compute! Does not compute! beep beep beep
Hey Jessie, Silvia and Luna (the pup) from Belgium? Just stop it. STOP EET!
Cat is my co-pilot
February 7, 2008 By
Check out: "Iris Landing" the co-pilotin’ kitteh who barks (er meows) out commands.
9Poppeh, the Eagle has landed, Over.
Why do kittehs get all the fon?
February 7, 2008 By
Do you think this kitteh is all; Oh! I better get to the office! I better hurry up with that report! I better schedule that meeting with Toni over in iTunes! No! He isn’t. He’s all thinking about his next Snack-a-roo.
Way to focus on the simple things, Elizabeth D.
The Textbook Nubule!
February 6, 2008 By
Super Tuesday Votin’ and Stoatin’
February 5, 2008 By
Dewds, here’s a great voting advertisement; I just received a pre-recorded (natch) phone call from STEVIE WONDER saying that he called to say he ‘loves me’ and that I should vote for Barack Obama. Awesome, Barack. And, um, Holy target audience.
I think C.O. should sponsor a radio ad of kittens purring for a candidate.
Do I dare ask who YOU are voting for on this fine Sthuper Tuesday? I’m still writing in Colbert.
Whatever you do, just don’t fergit to vote. Polls open ’til 8PM.
And let’s not forget the baby Stoat ‘n’ Vote song: Vote vote vote, Like a baby stoat, stoat stoat stoat, cast a leetle vote! DO EET!
Doin’ the Toe Nibbler’
February 5, 2008 By
Gah-nuzzle, Gah-nuzzle
[tiny munching of feets sound]
// UPDATE — the call for COXCU has been heard! //
Vitamin P
February 5, 2008 By
Git your vitamin peanut every day, to keep your ears squirrely and your EYES BEADEH!
[Plink plink!] (eyelash sound)
Nice lil’ lower lip, J to the S!
Lookuphere! Lookuphere! [say in bird voice]
February 5, 2008 By
Um, unclear on the CONNNNNNCEPPPPT!
Which way did he go, Johanna S.!?
Have a great day, Hon [peck]
February 4, 2008 By
[Bird] Oh, and bring home some seed after work, mmmK?
[Kitteh] Mmmk.
Johanna S., you’ve got one clever find after another, ain’t cha?
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