Dancing with the Kitties

Now let’s go backstage, where contestants Tom Katt and Felicity Pussyfoot are rehearsing for their big tango number…


DANCE-HANCE!


Via Reddit user zix.

I’m Just a Girl Who Can’t Say No…

to squirrels.

I love them so much.

Here are some things I like to do:

Lookin’ at squirrels.


Feedin’ squirrels.


Coverin’ their tiny squirrel heads with tiny hats.


Admirin’ my haberdashery.


Enjoyin’ the squirrel’s delight.


Kelly W., we are just nuts about your submission! Pictures and full story by Maggie McGlinchy here.

Look! Look! (pointing finger)

It’s a bonbon! It’s a Ho-Ho! It’s an wah-wah! It’s a Toto!

No. It’s a dik-dik. A baby, baby one.


Gimmie, gimmie, that cute site!

Coo Coo Ca Choo

I didn’t know how cute walruses could be. No wonder Paul wanted to be one.

Check out little Mitik, who was lost and orphaned off the coast of Alaska, but rescued by a fisherman and taken in by Alaska Sealife Center.


Looks like I’m not the only one who has a new found appreciation for walruses. According to alert reporters over at Grist:

Walruses are the new “it” animal. They’re a towering masterpiece of ugly-cute — they like to snuggle and head-butt and play with a ball, and they’re covered in puppy fat, but they also look like Wilford Brimley! Plus, they have mustaches, which hipsters are still inexplicably into. Someone start an Etsy shop putting walruses on things. It’s gonna be huge.

Allie G. gets a fish for this submish.

Some Days Are Rough

Like when you accidentally drop your lunch on the floor in front of all of your co-workers, so you can’t even five second rule it.

Or when you trip over a shoe that totally wasn’t there last night on your way out the door and rip your pants.

Or when someone blocks the whole aisle with their stinking shopping cart impeding your forward motion, making you ground-stomping angry.

Those are the days you need a little sloth.


The rage is beginning to leave, Drew D.






Feeling like things are looking up some, Bradley Ireland Productions and Sloth Sanctuary!


Breath is slow and easy, now, Phillie Casablanca.




Happy thoughts are replacing the gloom, hotshotjen.


And now, zen has been achieved, gmnomic.

Step Right Up!

It’s Bucket o’ Ducks! The classic carnival game where everybody’s a winner! Pick a duck and pick a prize!

You win a huge, purple, stuffed elephant, Sender-Inner Marhand M. Photo by F.J. Dein.

First Snorgle

I walked her home from the playground. We were chatting. It was getting late. I knew I should go. Then, she looked at me with her amazing brown eyes. I felt my heartbeat racing. We hesitated, then, it happened.


Sweet smoochers via redditer MayanCountry.

Now, back to Woodworking for Hamsters

Today we’ll be making a lovely hand-lathed sock rack, but first let’s put on our safety goggles. It’s important to wear googles that are the right size for your face…


OK, these are maybe just a smidge too large…


Via Jannes Pockele.

Fluffy and White. They Can Only Be Clouds.

Clouds are classified into a system that uses Latin words to describe the appearance of clouds.

I don’t know which these guys are, but they’re cirrusly cute.


Samoyeds brought to you by Reddit

Memo To Santa

To: Santa
Fr: Hermey
Dt: 10 October 2012
Re: 2013 Cute Overload Calendar requests
________________________________________

Hey Kris:

Just wanted to shoot you a quick update re 2013 Cute Overload Calendars.  We are getting a ton of requests down here in the factory for them. Suggest we contract out to Amazon to fill all the orders. Bezos will be cool with it. What say U?

Hermey The Elf

PS: Sorry I was late for Elf Practice won’t happen again

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