Twisted Tails

The farmer sat in his empty barn,
All alone one early morn,
Worriedly twisting a few straws of hay,
Wondering how he would last the day.

The fairy seeing his distress
Asked if he would like one wish.
The farmer thought while the hay still bending
And wished for a supply of goats never ending.


The fairy has a maa-maa-maa-gic touch, D. ByronPatterson.

Go Fetch Yourself!

Damning proof that this blog is going downhill: Actual uncensored video of a dog playing with itself. (Not safe for work; parental discretion advised)


Yet another quality foraged link by Ant.

Do Not Name Your Pet After A Food

It’s cruel. I mean look at how traumatized “Carrots” and “Coconut” are!

Oh the sufferingks! Enough is enough! No more “Sugar” or “Oreo”! No more “Pfefferneuse” or “Wasabi!” [Drool]

There, there little kittens [nibbles ear], it’s [leeck], gonna be OK NOM NOM NOM!


We’re ready for some serious eats, Gregory B.!

Cute Expectations

I was told there would be pointy-eared piccolo playing pixies.

And fairies.

Riding unicorns.


{33/52 2010} Thank You Flickr Friends! by VeryViVi.

Mostly Pleasant Dreams

(“I’m dreaming of a mountain of tuna, next to a stream of fresh, delicious meelks.”)

(“I’m dreaming of platters of warm stuffing, made from the finest, softest cotton.”)

(“Mghrrph drghtrfl urf ig flurrpth, thrh igh churlth dtheath argle pthrrth.”)


Another quality foraged link by Ant.

#NotIntendedToBeA FactualStatement

If a hamster stares at you and thinks evil thoughts, you will turn into stone. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement


Dogs evolved from lobsters. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement


Hedgehogs know exactly how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie-Roll center of a Tootsie-Pop. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement


We never get awesomely cute pictures from Hannah, Chief Sister Officer, or Reem B. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

Goat Stampede!!!

WATCH OUT FOR SPROINGING!

Beth P. says she can’t stand it. Beth P. Should also know that any animal with the name “pygmy” in it is asking for trubs.

1 lb, 3 oz

My PERFECT fighting weight!!! [Pbbbbbftt, Pbbbbbftt]


Lydia R. says Zapo is a very good boy.

Lying Down on the Job

Unnoticed by his hapless prey, the fearsome predator slinks silently forward. Inching closer and closer, the mighty beast patiently awaits the ideal moment. Then, in one swift, violent motion, the killer atta–zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

THIS JUST IN: Tickled Penguin

This little penguin is a Little Penguin, or Kororā in Māori, and he seems to be just tickled by all the attention he’s getting. (And if you close your eyes, it sounds like the world’s strangest car being started.)

Update: Thanks to Sparklette and Barbarella for new video link.
Update 2: Thanks to sender-inner Lucy!
Update 3, 3/17/2013: Even newer video link!