Aupossum Bon Pain

Pastries put up a good fight – but I def-eated ‘em!


Everyone is going to start singing I Ate Too Moishe, Anne L. who says “Apparently, this opossum broke into the bakery, snorted up some pastries and was too full to run away!”

I Double-Derp Dare You

What, are you chicken? Go ahead, lick the window. I promise your tongue won’t get stuck. (You will, however, look like a total dork for our amusement.)


With this much derp, we’ll need more than one FaveFrame™

[Cracks Knuckles, Waggles Fingers]

Ladies and gentlemen, I shall now play for you, “Take Me Back to Ol’ Virginny”!


Does Lolo prefer Fur Elise, Alisha V.?

Skzzznnnxxxzzz

Honey, wake up. I heard a noise. I’m afraid to go down there and check it out.


We always knew ferrets were spineless, Sonja

WHAT! IS! THAT?

Welcome back to everybody’s favorite game show! This week we have a real doozie for you.

Tic-toc. Tic-toc. Buzzzzz! Time’s up.

Let’s get a hint from our WHAT! IS! THAT? guest.

“I live in the Philippines and like to be awake in the night. I love insects, but will also eat vertebrates. I have a specially adapted neck so that I can turn it about 180 degrees in each direction. I am awesome and unusual.”


If you said c. a tarsier, you were correct! Join us next time for another exiting round of WHAT! IS! THAT? This week’s program was brought to you by the Wikipeedes!

Pssssssst!

Hey uh, hi. You got any bacon?


Come on, atomicthumbs, give the dog a bone!

Dammit, People

Sender-Inner Elizabeth B. totally harshed our mellow this evening with the saddest story we’ve received in a long time. Apparentleh, puppet Bree is scheduled for euthinasia on March 9th.

Dammit People! Consider a Bree-doption!

Where’s Second Chance Photos when you need them!?


For more info, follow this link for rescue times… Or a very sad video :( Won’t someone in the Durbin, West Virginia area adopt Bree and let us know in the comments? Damn.

Learning to yellllllp


Cristal G. says “the other link I sent you is not cute, but this one IS cute!”

OK, No More For That Guy!

At parties, Malcolm was always the first one to get totally slothed.


This new bebeh sloth is the life of the party at the Sloth Sanctuary. Get your Sloth Overload on over at the new Sloth Action site by Brinke G.!

No Drinking Problems Here

Just three happy pandas with perfect bottle-gripping skills.

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