Try New HamTrex Nighttime Formula!

Dosage: One spoonful of HamTrex™ Nighttime Formula before bedtime. For occasional use only as directed. Side effects may include itching, scaling, dry mouth, bed head, morning breath, memory loss, memory loss, tennis elbow, brain freeze, the heebie jeebies, memory loss, the rockin’ pneumonia and/or the boogie woogie flu, an uncontrollable urge to describe all objects as “iddy biddy cutie wootie” regardless of size, and memory loss. If HamTrex Nighttime Formula supplicates itself before you, as if begging the tender mercies of a vengeful god, discontinue use.


Original post here, from back when I was first getting weird in the comments section.

HEAR YE, HEAR YE

Town crier cat announces, “Ten O’ Clock and all is well!”

“Ladies and gentlemen I proclaim our fine city streets are quiet and safe at this hour!”


“However, it would be my pleasure to change all that.”


Stay tuned! Sand cat at Lincoln Park Zoo by Yinghai.

Ja Miss Me?

When Amanda left for a six-month deployment in the Air Force, Daisy was just a puppy. Now Daisy’s all grown up, and mommy’s home. Grab a tissue and watch.

Via Welcome Home Blog.

Follow the Leader

Oooh Kaaay kids, this game is getting to be a real drag.


And school has been out only one day, Robyn R.

Wishing You a Very Merry National Skunk Day

Time to smellabrate!

National Skunk Day is today, June 14.

And that’s nothing to sniff at.


Who nose how this odoriferous occasion got its humble beginnings. Maybe by someone whiff a scents of humor.

In honor of this great holiday, Coast & Canyon Wildlife made a special video of Oreo, the famous behbeh skunkersons!

Thanks for the warning, Kim and Marcia at Coast & Canyon Wildlife!

Acatrophobia

Kitties that are afraid of heights.



Perhaps little Rolls Royce Silver Cloud, also known as Ro Ro, wouldn’t have gotten herself stuck in this predicament if her housemate Lexus wasn’t such a bed hog!

Tammi B. says that Ro Ro will cover her plate when she’s finished eating (cover it with what, Tammi?), fetch and sing for her food. You can see more of Ro Ro and Lexus’s adventures here.

I weel whees-père sweet no-tingks…

IN YOUR EAR!

(But it may sound more like quack-eengks.)


From sender-inner Catherine C.: “This is Babs. Babs has an afro (she is a white-crested duckling). One day while Brother napped in the living room, I thought I saw a photo op.” Hey-zeus, People.

Amazing Results!

Hey Friends! How about a product that gives you an instant neck lift, taking years and pounds off your facial area?

Here’s Houdini BEFORE trying our patented miraculous creation.


Here’s Houdini AFTER just one application!


Call now! Supplies won’t last! Talk with our operator, Alicia P., and order NOW!

Oh, You’re No Fun Any More

Some playmate you turn out to be! I keep trying to get a little playtime going, and you just lie there! Might as well have gotten a stuffed animal instead!

Hey, wait — maybe you’re dreaming about playing! Hang on, I’ll join you.

What Are They Thinking?

Vote for your favorite answer or send us your own caption on Facebook.



Miriam tells us that the green round headed friend is a Angry Birds Pig. It’s a good thing flying squirrelas don’t lay eggs!

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