Turn your computer into a Cute Command Console with Wall of Fluffeh, a YouTube mashup by sender-inner Philip M. Don’t stare too long, though, or you’ll experience a cute, ahh, rapid pressure buildup… a cute, ummm, sudden debilitating capacity shortage… dang, there’s just got to be some short, catchy term for this…
You’re all invited… to Meg’s birthday today!
//THIS JUST IN: Link removed! Prank police made me!
//THIS JUST IN: Look what the office pranksters did to my office this morning!!!///
Creditos: “HedgeDay” by Miss Whitney, ”Annoygink!!!” Gail B., “Pup-a-thon” Photo by Carol, sent in by Jennifer K., “I am not a Dunce” by Holly J., “Pinky and G Partying” by Bridget G., “Cats in Party Hats” by Julia C., “Alice in a hamster-sized Party Hat” by Grace H., “Eat dis!” by Phil S., “Slow and steady, with Broccoli” by Alexis M.
And now for something completely different: A video recreation of Arnold Schoenberg’s three-part Drei Klavierstücke, an early piece of “atonal” music, a term that means “sounding like cats wandering aimlessly on a keyboard.”
You can see all three videos here, along with a list of videos used, side-by-side comparison of the cat version to a real recording, and generally more proof than you’ll ever need that humans have more time than they know what to do with.
It’s, um, very deep, Ian F.
//Reposting ’cause image link was broke as a joke//
Calling all cover models!
Peeps over at Orvis are looking for puppeh cover models. You can enter your photo in the Orvis Cover Dog Photo Contest tuhday! By the way, it’s not all about the vanity. All proceeds from donations go to fight canine cancer. Photo winners appear on the Orvis Dog Book (above!) and $500 gift cards
//And ’cause fightin canine cancer is a good thing//
“G’wan, punch it, before somebody else grabs it! What are you waiting for — a blessing from the Pope? I swear, if you had even one ounce of initiative, you wouldn’t still be assistant manager at 42, you’d be a podiatrist like your brother… the man I could have married, I’d like to remind you!”
I don’t think that radar detector is conspicuous enough, J.R. S.
Now that Keyboard Cat is ready to play itself off to the Dusty Shelf of Internet Memes (say hello to Numa Numa Kid, won’t you?), relive its glorious fifteen minutes in the “Three Keyboard Cat Moon” t-shirt, a parody of the “Three Wolf Moon” t-shirt, thus cloaking your torso in an endless self-referential vortex of kitsch.