Stethoscopophobia

Doc! I’m too young to die! I wanna live! I got plans. Big plans!

Woe is meee! Cold. So cooold.


Oh, the cute indignity of it all, Ant !

Welcome to the Cute Cafe

May we start you off with a latte?


Our special today is pup-in-a-pup, two for the price of one…


And for dessert, can we tempt you with koala-on-a-stick?


Maybe another latte to dunk them in?


On behalf of kitchen staff misocrazy, AntNina Matthews Photography, and I Love Coffeebon appétit!

Wanna know why I’m crabby?

I mean, besides the fact I am a crab.

Nope, it’s because someone stole my Ray-Bans! I just bought them at the Crab Shak (Every beach has something called ‘Shak’ on it) and now they’re gone.

And while I’m ranting, how about some SPF-100 over here?


Nice eye-stalks, YR.

Hangin’ ten (I think)

The upside-downess. The tongue, belly, Total Panda Vibe (TPV) is just great.

(A Google search says 5 toes each, but there’s so much fur and stuff, who can really tell?)


Photo by Curious Cats author Mitsuaki Iwago

R YOO MAKIN A MOOVEE?

KIN EYE BEE IN UR MOOVEE TOO? HERE, EYE GONE JUMP IN UR MOOVEE…

(thud!)

Alpacas don’t do Windows™

Notice that “Flower,” a snorgly Alpaca, is surfing a MacBook Pro™ looking for photos of….alpacas, natch.

And People, you must have your speakers turned up for this one.

Alpacas are totally underrated, TC Morgan.

Hold steel while I leeck u!

The deadpan look on the left- if puppehs can even do such a thing- is worth the price of admission. But there’s more!  Ladies and gentlemen, I direct your attention to the right for the terrific Bonus Tongue Action!

Another big one from the redoubtable Carrie T.

Let’s see you squawk your way outta this one

Mr. McParrotsons, you’ve got maybe two seconds to reassess your posishe here.


Another JChip off the ol’ block.

Introducing Mac OSX Maru

We’ve shipped Panther, Tiger, Leopard, and Lion. And we’re proud of those achievements.

Oh…one more thing.

Introducing the Mac OSX Maru. It’s most ambitious OS ever. More features. Fewer hairballs. Just incredible. [hands clasped]

This completely hypothetical OS and encore presentayshe is from Maru’s many fans on The McFacebookersons, natch.

Namaste.

Dahling I Love You But Give Me Park Avenue

I call everyone ‘Dahling’ because I can’t remember their names. [Wink]

Zsa Zsa Gabor quote thanks to Brainyquote. Fabulous schnozzle with hair thanks to Dog Dude.

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