Q-Tip cotton swab fluff is harvested from the tiniest, fluffiest puppehs so that YOUR EARS can stay clean, wax-free and well, attractive.
If you don’t believe me, just look at the package yourself…
(some swabs may contain Pomeranian.)
Thanks for the education, Sender-Inner Veera J. and Igor the Japanese Spitz pup.
Ahnnnn!
Poor little ham needed a vet collar. So prosh—it’s held together with a staple.
Get well soon, little Dude! Thanks, Brynne M.
A tappa tappa tappa!
A tappa tappa tappa!
TAH-DAH!
[jazz paws]
HIT IT!
If you’re cute / And you don’t know where to scoot to / Why don’t you scoot where cuteness sits … (snap, snap)
PUUUBINNN ONNNA REEEEEEEEEEEETZZZ!
Hams so prosh / And so awash in such panache / You want to nosh them all to bits … (snap, snap)
PUUUBINNN ONNNA REEEEEEEEEEEETZZZ!
Oooooper doooooper, Katie T.
Alert reader Ana Marie C. says of her submission "because it’s nice to see some good news". We agree!
Check out the great efforts of the Humane Society made in preparation for hurricane Gustav. Hundreds of pets were evacuated across Louisiana.
Want to support these efforts? Learn more or read more from the field here.
Hot Tip: Stay cool on Labor Day!
Pup: My suggestion? Order a touch of meelks, a touch of sugares, and iced coffee the size of your bodeh.
Um, and a straw meant for smaller muzzlepowsches would be good.
[Internal body temp dropping, coffee getting sucked down at record speed]
Dang it’s hot out there, People. Stay cool Pup McKayla and Sender-Inner Gordon S. 
GOP candidate Sarah Palin’s daughter is pregnant!? La la la la I can’t heeeeeeeeeear you! I’m watching kittennns!
Great submishe, NTMTOM 
One of Winston’s biggest fans (A five-year-old named Ramona) recently sent him a pitch for a potential New York Times Best Seller, tentatively titled: "The Adventures of Winston."
See more of the proposal and cover letter over at FourFour.
The question is—will he go for it!?
As you can see, Winston is reviewing the proposal with great, er, interest.
What? He wants an Annie Leibowitz coffee table book instead!? What?
Fluff: 97.4%
Beak: .6%
Margin of error: + or – 3%
According to Sender-Inner Chandra M., this Beak ‘n’ Fluff was exhibited at a local summer exhibition in British Columbia.
"Hello, I’m Bryan H., and I’m a puppyhuffer." (crowd: "Hi, Bryan…")
"It all started innocently enough. I was at a party, and someone was passing around a … a puppy. And I’m thinking, just one puppy, what harm could it do? Well, now I’ve got a five-puppy-a-day habit, man! I just can’t stop huffing them puppies!"
We’re here for ya, Bryan and Celia H.
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