People, what more do you need?!
Metallica lyrics and kittehs, all in a row! (I suggest playing the song while scrolling down, or just play the song in your head)
Get ready, here we go…
WWJHD? (What would James Hetfield do)!? Fekket C.?
The Sqwerl Halftime Show
September 7, 2008 By
Watch as a lil’ ole squirrel successfully steals the show at a Cleveland Indians game! Love the ‘lie down/tailio up’ action.
He’s all looking for the "Peanuts! Get your peanuts heah!" guy.
NTMTOM, I bet this sqwerl has a great fast ball.
[and he's always wondered what sliding headfirst into home felt like... - Ed.]
[Sniff sniff] Do I smell carrot…?
September 7, 2008 By
Alright, who left the kitten on the grill?
September 7, 2008 By
It’s everyone’s favorite Caturday activity!
Let’s play (and tape ourselves playing!) "Find the Kitteh"!
Kent R., I count 16 hiding places. You?
Scaredy Caturday
September 7, 2008 By
HALP! [Attack] HALP! [Attack] HALP! [Attack] X Infinity Googleplex
Jorden C., you’re driving the remote-control mouse aren’t you?
In Soviet Russia…
September 6, 2008 By
…FACE SNORFS YOU!
Remember: the hovertext will set you free. Pleasant dreams!
And now, I SNORF YOUR FACE
September 5, 2008 By
And you will like eet
And I shall wear bird pantaloons while I do eet
Some bright spark out there find out who J.C. Sanchez is PLEASE!
What a hoot <—-boo!, Sender-Inner Karen G.!
A Reminder from Planetary Maintenance
September 5, 2008 By
Due to scheduled system upgrades, Gravity will be temporarily shut down from 2 PM to 4 PM EST. Please secure all outdoor furniture and keep pets indoors. We appreciate your patience and apologize for any inconvenience.
We all float down here, Karen G.
Missed Connections (YEAH YOU)
September 5, 2008 By
It was last night, in the daisy patch.
I was munching on clovers, you were sniffing grass blades.
I finally bumped you to get your attention.
Our beady eyes met for a second, we checked each other out, and there was definitely chemistry I think.
You: Stuffed pouches, white iPhone, TAG Body spray (Sunflower Seed Scent)
Me: Twitchy schnozzle, Jonas Brothers hoodie, Tiffany "L" initial pendant
If you’re up for coffee, a daisy, roll in Timothy hay (KIDDING) give me a call.
This is on or around the Daisy Patch, Jessica W. I think Lucy’s match is right here…
no – it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Fightin’ and One-Linin’
September 5, 2008 By
Tonight we dine… IN HELL! [Attacks]
Are you not ENTERTAINED!?
Are you feeling lucky, Punk!? [swipe swipe]
That’s it man! Game over Man, game over! [Ffffffft fffffft!]
You’re the disease—AND I’M THE CURE! [Say in Sly Stallone slur]
Go ahead. Make my day.
Hasta La Vista Fabiana T.!
[PS -- this is an Encore Presentayshe. Hi Baffle! - Ed.]
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