The Meowchant of Venice

Hath not a Mew eyes? Hath not a Mew paws, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, whiskers? If you prick us, do we not whap? If you tickle us, do we not look annoyed? If you… actually, this is all just a roundabout way of asking: Are we having ham for dinner?

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WHO Wants A Loogie? WHO Does?

The hoomin who took these photos is about to get it. BIG-time.

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“These pictures were taken at ZooZ- Safari Niagara in Stevensville, Ontario, Canada.” -Christel N.

Rule Of Cuteness #96 (Continued)

As readers of These Pages know, we introduced a new Rule on Thursday. This prompted an email from Julia and John M. who write, “Our cat Marmalade loved to sleep upside down with his paws over his eyes. Sadly, he crossed the Rainbow Bridge in April. I know he would be thrilled to be on your site. Thanks for keeping The QTE™ coming and for bringing a smile to our faces every day.”

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Caturday Afternoon: Face FORWARD, Please

enhanced-buzz-23126-1406319798-16[Look, I had enough of the Dog's whining. So I whacked him in the snoot. I ask you-----is that such a crime?]

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Caturday: [Dude, You're Givin' Us A Bad Name.]

[Listen, pal. We're cats. CATS. C-A-T-S. King of the Jungle- Lion King, you know? Have you heard of it? We're aloof. Indifferent. We could couldn't care LESS. That's our bag, it's what we do. You dig? Good grief, next you'll be slobbering for a bone. Repeat after moi: 'CATS. DON'T. EVER. PLAY. FETCH.']

Love me some Meow, spotted by Smedley.

Hot Town, Summer In The City

It’s summertime in Nara, Japan. What do you do to cool off? Well, you plop right down in the street, naturally.

RocketNews 24 says “this is a regular occurrence in late July, with the deer strolling out of the park to ‘enjoy the coolness of the street.'”

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From Andrew Y., who still never sleeps. Music by The Lovin’ Spoonful, man.

Caturday: “‘Ow U Like Le Chapeau, Cherie?”

[I peeked eet up at HERMES, eet is très chic, no?]

Via Christian B. Unknowing input from Hermie G.

Look Of Disapproval: Not For Buns Only!

Normally the Look Of Disapproval (#98: A look of disapproval is always cute) is associated with our Wascally Wabbit Friends. This fellow, though, wants you to know he’s up for some disapproving action too.

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Found on The Facebookster by Smedley.

HELLO? Is Anybody IN THERE?

Clipboard01Friends come in all shapes and (extra-deluxe) sizes. Imgur.

The Solitary Vigil for the Dreaded UPS Man

For sleepless days and nights he waits, ever on guard against the sinister Man in Brown and his parcels of evil. Then he hears it: the metallic shhunk of the sliding door, followed by footsteps up the front walk. This is his moment. Only he can defend his home against the hellish forces of Zappos and L.L. Bean. Fighting off fatigue, he crouches into assault stance, aaaaaaaaand…

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“He woke up and started to get off the couch then went back to sleeping like this,” says Redditor T_Avalon.