Friday Haiku: Helping Hand

He is a handful
A turtle or a tortoise
Can you tell which one?

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(DP&F.)

Where You Want ‘Em, Lady?

Here is a photograph of attractive men holding armfuls of puppies. I’m not even going to bother writing a caption. Seriously, what would be the point? You’re not reading this. You’re looking at the puppies. Then up to the guys. Then back to the puppies. You know it, and I know it, and you know I know you know it. I could just write out a lot of random slot machine flapjack yippity-pow linoleum and you’d never even notice, would you?

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Via Pandawhale.

The Not-so-Sweet Smell of FAIL

All I wanted to do with that skunk was have a frank exchange of viewpoints. But no, Mr. Skunk wanted to exchange something else instead. Why can’t folks just agree to disagree?

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Via Mike Mozart.

I’ll Be Your Aerobics Instructor Today

“RIGHT! We’re gonna do some ‘Leg Lifts.’ Then some ‘Ab Crunchies.’ But first- I wanna kick things off with the high energy ‘SQUAT THRUST.’ Anybody remember those from school? C’mon, raise your paws- that’s right. We all giggled at the name. Alright, on the count of one!”

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From RN/24 and Twitter with a “Jog of the memory/forgot that one” assist from Andrew Y.

Flashback Friday: Spirit Of ’76 (And ’64)

“Hello Cute Overload, here’s a photo of myself on the right, sister Cindy in the middle holding our cat Faux Pas and sister Karen on the left back in 1964. Then the bottom photo is Faux Pas and me back in 1976. I’m 16 and she’s 14. Faux Pas lived to be 18. She was one of the ‘girls.’ Love your website. It brings me joy every time I look at it. Be good and take care, Heidi H.”

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Penguin Love Nest ACTION!

Lots going on at the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago. Male Rockhopper and Magellanic penguins are gettin’ bizzy building their nests. Spring nesting season, ya know! (And I don’t know about you, but are those floofy little tufts on the sides the BEST?)

Now How Much Wouldn’t You Pay?

Infomercials used to be a bore — but no more! Now there’s two exciting new video clips from the Animal Foundation to promote dog and cat adoption! So curl up in your Snuggie, polish your George Foreman grill with your ShamWow, Bow-Flex that dialing finger and press the play button below! As an added bonus, if you watch within the next thirty seconds, you’ll see them that much sooner! Click now!

Via AdWeek.

ResQte Of The Week 4: Biscotti!

11084006_855328984513007_3074174108988131532_o“Cute Overload Team, Cattitude is a really outstanding rescue group located in NJ. My husband and I adopted our frisky and fabulous 3-legged kitteh Jack from them four years ago. Not only do they do great work, but they also seriously bring the cute! (Want proof? Behold the beautiful Biscotti!) Thank you for putting a smile on my face every day. Love you guys! Seriously. I want to reach through my monitor and hug you all.” -Tara aka Totally Jersey.

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Dude, Help a Brother Out Here?

Yo, dude — show me how you got in there, willya? Kind of hangin’ by a thread, what with the way Speed Racer here likes to corner at full speed, know what I’m sayin’?

Oh, so you’re just gonna sit there? It’s like that, then? Ice cold, bro.

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OMG U GUYZ Zayn Malik Quit One Direction?????

[Now I haz a sad.]

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[*Note: Image originally seen here. -Ed.]

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