Hmm, looks like we’ve got:
"I’d Relish some Ketchup",
"Exscuuuse My Beauty",
"Most Dangerous Catch",
"Shaken and Stirred with a Quill",
"Who Called for the Escort?" and
"Yippee Kai yei, M&%$***#ers!"
Yep, everything seems to be going well so far.
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When planting dogwood, it’s very important to find a planter box that’s the right size for the dogwood you have in mind, and a dog who’ll submit to being planted. Most dogs won’t, but … (chuckle, titter) … this dog would. (pffft, chortle, tee-hee)
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"Yeah, me and Allie are like, total BFF, because we have this understanding, see. She always gives up the sunny spot when I walk into the room, she never complains when I use her for a pillow … yep, she knows who’s boss, and I totally love that about her."
See, that’s the key, Katherine N.—balance.
I wuuuvvv you, My Little … Alien?! Meet Finnish artist Mari Kasurinen, whose Deviant Art gallery gives "My Little Pony" a gothic, pop-culture makeover. Some ideas are naturals, like "My Little Princess Leia," batting her eyes at "My Little Stormtrooper."
Others call for a little mental adjustment, like "My Little Batman," to say nothing of "My Little Joker."
… but nothing can prepare your doomed soul for "My Little Cthulhu," a real labor of Lovecraft.
I love the way your So-Soft Submishe™ feels, Erica H.
By Kyle McBlarghle, age 6
OK OK, this is the story of the amazing Captain Rick Chipmunk, Space Adventurer (da-da-da-DAAAAA!!) who travels around space saving good people from the evil Baron von Nuffenstuff! First, our hero crash-lands on an alien planet in his Space Adventure Pod — NEEEAAAAWWWMMM! CRASH!!!
OH NO!!!1! Our hero is ambushed by the Interplanetary Space Army!!! PTEW PTEW PTEW!!! There’s too many of them, I surrender!!! says Rick!! Hah hah we will take you to our leader and he will kill you, say the Army Guys!!!!
Oh please mister Army Leader don’t kill me because I am the famous Rick Chipmunk, Space Adventurer (da-da-da-DAAAAA!!) and I need more Power Seeds to fix my Space Adventure Pod!!! Why didn’t you say so, I will send a scout to show you where are all the Power Seeds!!!1!
Um, why do you have to ride on my back?? Because I can see better and because it’s more funner, that’s why!!! OK, here are the Power Seeds, gotta go, byeeeeeee!!!!!
Wow, he sure left in a hurry, I wonder … OH NOOOOO!!! Baron von Nuffenstuff!!!!! Yesss, you fell into my trap, Rick Chipmunk, Space Adventurer (da-da-da-DAAAAA!!) and now … YOU WILL DIE!!!!11!!!1! BAH-HAH-HAAAAHH!!!!
Will our hero survive?? Will he get killed by Baron von Nuffenstuff and his deadly Laser Spear??? Will we ever run out of photos sender-innered by Arlette???? Don’t miss the next thrilling episode of Rick Chipmunk, Space Adventurer! (da-da-da-DAAAAA!!)
[Pup speaking to audience] Listen, this kid has GOT to go.
I’ve been babysitting for hours and he still can’t fetch or ANYTHING.
He’s obviously… [holds up paw in whispering motion] perfectly useless.
Sender-Inner Tom, I think you might wanna heed this advice or teach the baby to fetch—one or the other…
Ehn!
[Splays haunches on floor]
Stacia F.—what can I say, you’re right, it’s that time of year, and ‘tocks are EVERYWHERE.
It’s been a loooong Caturday, and it’s time for your lullaby.
Sender-Inner Layla says this kitteh is so cute, she slapped herself watching the video. That’s all I needed to know. Ahn.
That IS an anerable tongue, you’re right, Layla [slapping self sound].
Hi, Green Thumb Glider here with your Sugar Glider Gardening Tip!
To grow beautiful Gladiolus flowers that attract butterflies, hummingbirds and um, Sugar Gliders, you’ll need a spot with full sun and good drainage. They’ll hide unsightly walls! They grow from 6 to 9 feet. Plant seedlings 10 inches apart. That’s it!
Hmmm, [grasps blossom with tiny hand] This flower is progressing nicely! [Snorts pollen]
Ren and flower 1, Ren and flower 2, Ren and flower 3, originally uploaded by TheOneAndOnlyOz.
I know we’re a few days into ‘Tocktober already, but we’ve finally got a good specimen for you. In fact, Sender-Inner Esther L. points out this photo would be EXCELLENT to show again as we transition into Nosevember. I’ll remember that.
Another San Diego Zoo gem—thanks, Esther L.
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