Take This Jabba and Shove It

Last thing Salacious Crumb ever said.
…Luckily, “I’ll squeak your squeaker!” said Princess Leia.

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“Hi, I’m a long time fan of CO. This is my foster kitty Princess Leia. She was saved by Toni’s Kitten Rescue in San Francisco and will be available for adoption through San Francisco Animal Care and Control in a few weeks. She’s a special little one who doesn’t mind snuggling up with Jabba the Hut.” Best, M.

THIS JUST IN: Barnaby Cleans Up At Hedgehog Fest

From Cuteporter Christine L., who has been workin’ that Send button hard today: “On Saturday, October 5, Barnaby went to Hedgehog Fest.

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First he won Best Adult Patterned Male and won a small pumpkin trophy.”

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He progressed in the show and then won Best Adult Male (patterned or non-patterned) and received a medium-sized star trophy.”

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Then he won Best Male Overall (junior or adult, patterned or non-patterned) and received a tall witch trophy.”

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He won Best Costume, participated in the Hedgie Games (where he took home ribbons in two events), and competed in the conformation show.” [The what? -Ed]

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This weekend was especially exciting because in addition to winning at Hedgehog Fest…”

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…Barnaby passed 2,000 followers on Instagram!”

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(And heck, here’s The Man at The Beach The King Of The World c/o Smartypants.)

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The Pawed Squad

They’re all wearing tuxes. But one of them’s a Toesday spy. The name’s Bean. Toe Bean.

You’ve Been Framed Bean!

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Catsino Royale Sender-Inner, Andrew M. Produced by Andrew M. Thanks to Andrew M.

Kitten on the Keys

Is this what they mean when they say “playing by ear”?

Never Fear!

Dr. Dentist cat is here!

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“This is our cat Rosie giving my husband a dental exam. She was born in a juniper hedge outside a restaurant in the wilds of the Sacramento Delta. She purrs louder than a jet plane, and is just the cutest thing imaginable.” -Kelcey P.

What Really Happened

He was so brave. That’s what I remember most. We were walking home from the Rotary potluck, just Herbert and I, and the moon was full and the stars were twinkling and the night seemed to be made just for us.

And then out of nowhere, there was the cat. Its jaws were enormous and its gigantic paw almost blotted out the moon. I couldn’t move, couldn’t breathe, and Herbert, not even a thought for himself, stands between us and tells me to get to safety. As I ran, he called out to me, “Tell the children… I love them.”

Anyway, that’s how we lost your father. I did not eat him after our third date, and I have no idea how that ugly rumor got started. Now finish your dinner.


Still another of Japan’s most retweeted cat pictures.

Cheesy Rat, You Ain’t All That

McRattersons is all, “Woah, I’m even more cheesy in plastic. But I do like me some cheese!”


Danielle R. tells us, “my fun loving lady rat, Bacchus, often rides around on my shoulder, even in the toy store.

Pumpkin Ooh Blech!

Who’s afraid of gory ghouls and goblins. Have you seen pumpkin guts lately?!


Colin the Red Ruffed Lemur sticks his arm into pumpkin guts at the Bristol Zoo in Bristol, England. Photo by Andrew Matthews. (“Oobleck!” It’s a Dr. Seuss thing, literally, or, literarily.)

You Wasted Your Time, You Know…

… because when I kill you for doing this to me, I’m just going to have to wash myself all over again.


Photo via Troy from Southeast Pa. Humans: Dave and Sara L., whereabouts unknown.

THIS JUST IN: Big Kitty Happy Rumbles

Who wants a belly rub! Who wants one! Who needs a head scritch! Who’s a big knucklehead! Get over here!


Posted by Funny TV, & submitted by those Concord maniacs, Barb N Paul. Headline updated with Cuteporter Heather H.’s great line. Fate of whoever was holding the camera……….unknown.

(PS- This isn’t just any guy out in the bush- Kevin Richardson happens to be “The Lion Whisperer.”)

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