Like “The Bodyguard” But With Livestock!

Cuteporter Dan H. sent this story to us, and even supplied the headline.

Would you wanna mess with those alpacas?

Hey! Jude!

Now playing on Pay Per View: Jude The Beagle vs. The Scary Popcorn! You won’t want to miss this one! Order NOW!

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From Cuteporter Khanh L. (Sorry.) “This is Jude. He is a 3-month-old pocket beagle and this is his first encounter with popcorn. I hope you have fun watching him! Thank you for checking out this adorable little guy! PS- He was upset it wasn’t ‘extra butter’.”

Douglas Got Dem Dog-Gone Blues

Paul Mac Innes tells us all about eet. “So my friend David swung by with his dog while I was in the studio. Douglas the dog decided he wanted to sing the blues! Fantastic performance. I am singing, David is on guitar.”

What Do We Do? We Swim, Swim!

Remember how we were looking for Dory?

Found her.

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From Teresa: “With Pixar officially announcing the sequel to Finding Nemo, I thought I would share our version of the new movie poster. It stars Dori the Pomeranian (Princess Dorianna if you want her full name!)

Dueling Banjowls

And now, buckaroos, it’s time for Bark Owens and Roy “Good Boy” Clark as Pickin’ and Grinnin’ (and Scratchin’ and Bitin’).

Shouldn’t Her Name Be “Wrinkles” Instead?

Earlier today we mentioned it’s National Farm Animals Day. Winkles the Shar-Pei cross wanted to get in on the act, too.

From Cuteporter Adam C.: “I went and spent a good half day filming ‘Winkles’ the farm puppeh! Very hard to keep up with but I think you’ll agree she is pretty cute!! She lives at Serendipity Farm which is a rescue farm Down Under for unwanted livestock animals. (How cool is that btw?)

[Very cool. -Ed]

CLASSIC POST-WINKLES ‘WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THAT’ FAVE FRAME:

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No Tresspissing

I will now mark this territory! For my own scents of pees!

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Nairobi National Park. Photo by Marko Djurica. Via The Telegraph. Erm, yeah.

Don’t Drop the Nut

(OK, you’re almost home, just don’t drop the nut. In fact, don’t even think “don’t drop the nut,” because if you keep thinking “don’t drop the nut,” then you’ll get scared that you’ll drop the nut, and that’ll make you drop the nut.)


(But wait, if I tell myself not to think “don’t drop the nut,” then I really am thinking “don’t drop the nut,” because I can still hear “don’t drop the nut” in my head, which is what I don’t want, because I might drop the… ARRGH DARNIT DARNIT!)


Via traveling.lunas.

Feeling A Little Sheepish?

You FORGOT it’s National Farm Animals Day today…DIDN’T you.

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(Thanks to Melissa T. for alerting us to this site!)

OK, That’s It!

So, remind me.

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Why do we dress up squirrels?

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Why do we pose them in funny settings?

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Why do we put them in charge of bar-b-queing the snausages?

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Because squirrels are cute and some people have no cute mercy?

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. . . . .

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Again,

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Why? WHYYY?!

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Photographer Nancy Rose is out to kill us all! Via Buzzfeed.

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