You know what time it is? It’s Business Time

This post inspired by Flight of the Conchords song: "Business Time."

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Super-Close-Slurp-Cam

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Business hours are ovah

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For REALS, Lisa S. For Reals.

People, I could not post this fast ENOUGH!

WHERE IS THE INSTA-POST BUTTON!?!

Without further ado… we give you: "Mom Licks Kitteh ‘Tocks, Kitteh Squirms with Best Mew Sound and Off in the Distance, Someone is Purring"

Fastest post evar, MegaRouge… :D You win.

Soooo tie-tie + tail nubbins

Weh, I am a Francyche Bull dog puppeh. [Sigh]

No mattères how many of zuh bon bons you try and tempt moi weeth, I shall stay like dees. [mini snores and gut heaves]

Ooof

[Nods off again] Leslie F., I suggest you usher Monsieur back eento beds.

Panda squeaking and “Ehn!”-ing

Look, ONCE AGAIN, it’s my patented rule, when in doubt WHINE!Always works.

Even at the office.

Sender-Inner Emily M., I bet you let out a couple of Panda squeaks trying to send this to me.

Snakes On a Rack

People, watch the fashion runways closely for this one, because SOMEONE is gonna steal this look, it’s so suweet!

I can’t tell which end of the snake is which. But I do know that Mr. McSnakersons makes a nice bracelet.

Soar

Nicsssssss Sssssssssender-innering, Aaron O.!

People, Redonkulousness @ a whole nutha leva

Please, could this vid be more redonk. Here’s what we’ve got:

1. Behbeh chicks chirping crazily, hanging with a bewildered kitteh Mom, in some sort of off-the-floor bucket nursey contrapshons
2. Random parakeet is hanging out with them too
3. STILL EVEN MORE RANDOM yellow parakeet snorfing around behind the kitteh, obviously there for some interspecies snorgling action.
4. The best part is the "Oh well!" nature of the camera after she finds the yellow parakeet. LOL-OMG!


Pure insanity, Laura K.!

Remember when you asked “who would buy these things?”

Now

You

Know.

Bootages

(Model pose) Cute Overload eXtreme Close Up (That’s what ‘COXCU’ stands for, Sydni H.):

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Eeep! What are you DOINGKS (besides entertaining us),  Christine Y.!?

Partying like it’s Maltese ’99

You think kittehs can party like it’s Maltese 99?

Caturday? I got ‘chur Caturday right HEAH

Just try and chug Dulce de Leche like a Maltese, Bitches!

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Sender-Inner Abbey E. and pup “Mr. Higgins” go WILD!

Operation HedgeBreak

Listen to me. [Shifty, beady eyes darting at wire walls]

When I say the word, RUN LIKE HELL!

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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Rebecca S.!

Carpool’s here!

[Handing you lunchpail and jacket]

Have a good day, Hon.

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Working on a Caturday, Jean-Sebastien I.?