THIS JUST IN: GUTULENCE ALERT

This kitteh is practically bi-peddin’ around.

Look at him about to take that mouse to school.


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Excellent sleuthing, Jocelyn A. I just touched the kitteh’s belleh with my computer mouse.

Um, the recipe calls for ‘Navy beans’

NAVY BEAN (aka Chihuahua behbeh) SOUP
1 3/4 navy bean puppehs
5 or more cups water
2 smoked ham tocks (1 1/4 lb.)
1 tsp. salt
4 lb. carrots, sliced
3 sm. cloves garlic
1 stalk celery, sliced
4 med. potatoes, diced
3 sm. onions, chopped
Doctare Peppare to taste.

Rinse "beans". Soak in water overnight. Add ham tocks and salt. Bring to a boil; reduce heat, cover and simmer 1 hour. Add vegetables and more water if needed. Cover and simmer 45 minutes or until vegetables are tender. Remove ham tocks. Serves 4.

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Stacey A., are you Martha Stewart or what?

Slumber party gone wrong

This is ratdiculous. Things were going so well, too.

I think the ‘Truth or Dare’ got out of control. Either that or they just got a crank call to see go outside and see if their refrigerator was “still running”.

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Good luck with that tonight, this crazy ‘Raturday’, Emma E. ;) Your vermin posting request has been granted.

Signorina Cappuccino has rules

I wear dee flowere over my left ear. Thees means I am ‘spoken for’. BUT eef you geeve me a reason, I might place dee flowere on dee other side… [bats cat-lashes]

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Purrrrrrrrrr. [bats more lashes]

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Lara P. and "Chino", what is it going to take!?

Vous must be kitting moi

Not only have I coordinated my mittens with my scarf, I have thoughtfully chosen contacts which match your hardwood…

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…and now, after all of this, I am to FILE?

[whiskery huff]

Eh bien.  You shall find me under "F" for Fine, Fabulous, and also Finished.

Sally is indeed gorgeous, Peg of Tilling!

I hate my squirrel boss

So, my squirrel boss just came in and circled errors on my reports

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Then he lectured me from the stapler about Accounts Receivables beating us at softball

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Then he said if I could come in on Saturday for the TPS reports, that’d be greaaaaaaaat.

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What a jerkerto. Sarah S. says this squirrel also has an obsession with coffe. Well, obvy.

I’m Never Gonna Let You Go!

I’m gonna hold you in mah ahms fer everrrrr!

Movie by Emily S. Redonkulous music added by Cute Overload. Yeah.

World’s smallest puppeh!

According to The Sun: this Chihuahua is "just a fraction taller than a cola can — was named the world’s smallest hound by the Guinness Book of Records and has finished growing.Four-year-old Brandy weighs only 2lbs and cannot even BARK as her lungs are too small. Owner Paulette Keller, of Largo, Florida, said: “When I saw her I just fell in love with her.”Paulette, 53, whose pint-sized pooch has become a hit on US TV, added: “With a dog like this you have to be careful. She can’t even jump on or off anything because her legs are so tiny."

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Aghnnng. [head tilt]

Knobbular Bebeh

OMG!!! LOOK at this skinneh, skinneh camel behbeh. This is really ridiculous. He could like, slide down the drain looking like that.

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Cute Overload Extreme Close Up of Flappululent Nostrils!:
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Benoit D., FANTASTIQUE.

Touché. Tou-SHAY!

Um, someone over at Cat Macros just kicked my ass in the captioningk depahtment.

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Thanks for the heads up, Google Alerts!