Best Name Ever: And Then There Were Two

UPDATE 12:59pm PT: An hour to go, and…..Princess Potato has RE-TAKEN the lead. Who’s it gonna be?

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OK folks, it’s looks like it’s down to these two guys. Princess Potato from the Kingdom of Tater Tots (top)…and Griffin VonPorkchop. As of 11:33am PT, GVP has the edge, 182-174. We’ll take votes…

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..until 2pm PT, and then declare a winner. Bonus C.O. Trading Card to follow.

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Cat Dog House On The Kings Alert!

smileypupsJCHOTK is not JUST for kittehs, you know. They’ve got quite a few little knuckleheads on hand- like THESE guys! Jess Lessard took these photos and fills us in. “The Cat House on the Kings is OVERFLOWING with puppies.”

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“While primarily a cat sanctuary, the Cat House time and again opens its doors and hearts to rescuing dogs.”

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“Here are just a few that are in the care of the shelter at the moment and will be up for adoption soon!”

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Little Red Riding Pig

Oink[*Note: “Pig In A Blanket” is the obvious header here, but Arbroath already claimed that one. We only steal borrow when we’re too lazy busy to come up with another one. -Ed.]

O, Can-A-Da (Day)

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“Attached is a picture of my Chihuahua “Teddy” dressed as an RCMP officer. Teddy will be debuting her costume in Banff during today’s Canada Day July 1 celebrations. Thanks for all the cuteness!”- Janet T.

WANTED: Cat For Starring Role In CatZilla

Kitty breaking into a dollhouse. - ImgurHOLLYWOOD, CA., JULY 1, 2015/PRNewswire (For immediate release:)

The Cute Overload Moving Pictures Company is searching for just the right cat to play the lead in the new movie, “CatZilla: The Cat That Destroyed The Big J.” Must be large and somewhat corpulent (like Maru, but Mugumogu wants too much cash) and have a laser like glare (think Grumpy Cat but already committed to another movie.) Should be able to burp flaming hairballs, and smash through houses and basically flatten Tokyo with a single paw. Working knowledge of the Godzilla films helpful but not a requirement. If interested leave name/number in Comments section. Casting closes 30 July.

(Photo via Imgur.)

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Headline THIS: Ab Crunchies? “Thighmaster”

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[I haz Abs O’ Steel. I can hold this for…THREE seconds!]

Write up your favorite header—we’ll choose one and update about 1pm PT! (As seen on DP&F.)

Spend Wombat Wednesday With Winnie!

3983687814_8674d3eea3_oIt looks as though Winnie would like to spend the day cuddling in her blankee. Care to join her? (Flickr.)

Gonna Need A Bigger Tub

[*Note: In the grand tradition of the “You’re Gonna Need A Bigger (Fill in the blank)” cliché we use so frequently well, we are happy to present Cole & Marmalade, getting all geeked up for next week’s Shark Week hysteria. -Ed.]

Congrats To The U.S. Women’s Soccer Team!

They defeated Germany today 2-0 and will play the winner of tomorrow’s Japan/England match on Sunday for the Women’s World Cup title!

Gorilla Your Dreams (Part II)

6a010535647bf3970b01bb08492c11970d-800wiShabani was the star of Part I if you will recall. Now, we can all welcome a Bebeh Western Lowland Gorilla to Zoo Basel. Proud parents are Mom Joas and father M’Tonge. The newborn came online May 19th.

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(ZooBorns.)

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