plink plink [eyes blinking sound]
[Hand/paw slowly points towards you]
You can cuddles?
Karen G., best eye-to-ear ratio evar!
Put the vacuum back in the closet
September 4, 2008 By
I already vacuumed up the food bits left under the dinner table.
I think the vacuum is still hungry though.
I really like the super schnozzle suction on this model, Karen G.
p.s. you’re hosed! 
Ssssh, I gotta tell you…
September 3, 2008 By
Shhhhhhh! Come closer!
[Looks around to see if anyone is listening, claws grip tightly to branch]
Cutest Koala, originally uploaded by Erik K Veland.
I must… tell you something! Ssssshhhh!
Look into my beady eyes!
You…
you…
complete me!
Ahn, thanks, Lil’ KoalaPants!
Kitten treats at 3 o’clock, BALL OF STRING AT 9 o’clock!!!
September 3, 2008 By
Hey, Baby—how YOU Dune?
September 3, 2008 By
Know then, that is is the year 10191. In this time, the most precious substance in the universe is the spice Melange. The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice softens hands while you do dishes. The spice exists on only one desolate, dry planet in the entire universe, guarded by the fearsome giant sand-llamas.
If you walk without rhythm, you won’t attract the worm, Amanda L.
P.S. the space-time continuum has been breached! This is the FIRST time a photo has appeared on both Cute Overload AND UGLY OVERLOAD OMG PONIES!!1! – Ed.
How long do I have to hold this side up?
September 3, 2008 By
NO really, can’t you get some bookends on EBAY or something?
Geeshe.
DON’T MAKE ME FACE WEDNESDAY
September 3, 2008 By
I beg you!
I can’t take it. I’m only coming out on FRIDAY!
See ya [tucks back into pockie]
I don’t blame you, green pocket kitteh…Not at all. [shaking head]
I’m waiting.
September 3, 2008 By
I SAID I’m waiting.
What is wrong with you I said GIN MARTINI!
Vodka isn’t even a REAL MARTINI [cracks picnic table with one mighty paw swipe and doesn't leave tip]
::Smirk:: Thanks, Uncle Wire!
After Labor Day, Pre-Easter Fashion Rules
September 2, 2008 By
I hate that I can’t wear white shoes after labor day—who made up this stupid rule anyway?
F&#k it. I’m going to put on a linen suit right now.
Thanks to the always fashionable C.S.O.
Synchronized Sleeping
September 2, 2008 By
And let’s check in on the canine semi-finals now … looks like Bozie and Monty are in good form here as they enter their second hour …
And meanwhile, in the kitten division …
Thanks to coaches Blythe J. (top photo) and Grace B. (bottom photo)
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