Hey Pal, Get Yer Own!!

Wally The Squirrel decides he’s gonna snatch the tortoise’s nuts (they eat nuts?) and he doesn’t care WHO knows it.

T.O.

Lap Dog & Lap Cat

One of them is as placid as can be. The other is a total nutjob. (Speakers up for this one.)

Guess which one is which.

“Make Sure U Eat All Your Fruits N Veggies”

HOW many times did you hear that growing up? Mwah mwah mwah. Coco The Goldie’s hoomin does NOT have to say that.

Ever.

Want some corn on the cob, Coco? OK!

Squash?

Maybe some..cabbage.

Watermelon, yes?

Or maybe a fruit medley!

The Squid.

THIS JUST IN: OMG Ponies!11!!! + Bonus Side-Eye ACTION!

“Dear Followers of the QTE: I went home at lunch today and a herd of 8 adult mustangs were IN OUR FRONT YARD, PEOPLE!! There were seven mares and a stallion and then there was this sweet colt scratching his itches on a tree and giving me side-eye! I have other pics and a video of the adults rolling on their back in the dust. I’ll send those in this weekend. But this picture just stole my heart! Hoping to be a Cuteporter for the first time, Michelle.”

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Friday Haiku: Bat Fox

This is not a bat
Though the ears are similar
It is Jiffy Pop

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From Jessica A.

We’re Just Horsing Around!!

The Squad O’ McGoatersons are determined to scale the top of this Mountain, who happens to be named Mr. G.

Mr. G is getting his mellow on and can’t be bothered.

Arbroath.

UPDATED! Sprock’s Friday Haiku

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In a Yellow Submarine.
Look! I’m Peter Max.

Sprock wins with the Beatles reference AND Peter Max. Two 1960s icons in one haiku? #Win. But Oakley was close. Image from @AmazingAnimals.

The Ribbons Are Just The Finishing Touch

WP_20130502_019(1)This is Sophie, from Cuteporter Hannah S. Look at those soulful eyes, wouldja’? What do U think is going on inside that PLN™ (Prosh Little Noggin) of hers? Comments encouraged.

Flashback Friday

+ Audrey Hepburn & lpAt the beginning of the year, we featured Audrey Hepburn and her Prosh Friend Pippin. There is no known reason why we can’t bring that pair back again. Oh, and as a bonus, we’ve got AH and another little guy…she was quite the animuhl lover.

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Guremike, Couldn’t U Buy Them A Bed Instead?

p14061301Thing One and Thing Two love to sleep- what cat doesn’t- but instead of their bed, they chose a rather high-end piece of computing hardware. Reminder: Thing One (male gray,) and Thing Two (female calico.)

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