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Updated! C.O. Cat Café World Tour: Copenhagen

[Earlier in the month, we visited a Cat Café in Yokohama, Japan. Our World Tour continues with a stop today in Copenhagen. Is there a Cat Café near you? We’d love to see it! (whispering:) I can tell you right now, though- our next stop on the World Tour will be Oakland on the 25th. Shhhhh. -Ed.] Cuteporter Julie V. fills us in, below: If You Go™ deets at the end of the post.

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“Have you heard about the cat café in Copenhagen, Denmark? It’s called Cafe Miao. They’ve had a few months to get their paws feet wet, and they have been steadily keeping their followers updated with wonderful pictures of their cats. They now have six cats, up from the three that were there when I first discovered them.”

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“The pictures I’ve included are of Panter (Danish for ‘Panther;’ he’s the black kitteh) and Lego, pronounced lee-go, after those great Danish toy blocks. There was also Stoffer, who was a little shy when we were there. Now, they’ve added Ase, and brothers Peter and Guffe.”

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“I hope this can make it on C.O. and that any Danish fans or visitors to that beautiful country will make a stop at this wonderful little café, with its Katte-Lattes and Miaoffins and help them become successful.”


If You Go™:

* Address, H. C. Andersens Boulevard 5A, 1553 København V, Denmark (Map.)
* Phone, +45 50 43 52 22.
* Hours, Mon – Sun: 10:00am – 8:00pm.

UPDATE! We also mentioned a cat café in Montreal about a month ago, and Cuteporter Susi H. has just checked in from The Great White North. “Hi Cute Overload! Just days before I visited Montreal, you had posted about their newest cat café. So of course I went. Here’s the proof :).



C.O. Cat Café World Tour: Tokyo

Update: Last Saturday, we told ya about Chat L’Heureux, a new Cat Café that was due to open soon in Montreal. We just got a tweet from them, and they report “We will announce the opening date in the coming days. Actually, we are in pre-opening!”

And today, we know of another Cat Café open- predictably, in The Big J. So let’s go 6455.8 miles and see what’s what. Here’s a map and man, it was TOUGH to find.

It’s called Cat Café Monta. Fair enough.

Looks like your standard surgically clean Tokyo Cat Café.

At this point let’s thank Andrew Y. for the RN24 find.

Quoting RN, “Customers can stop by for as little as 10 minutes, for which the charge on weekdays is 200 Yen…..”

“A full hour on a weekday will cost you 1,000Y.”

“You can get a full-day pass for 2,000 yen (3,000 on weekdays.”)

A full day pass. Works for me. Now I just need to convince our family CFO my wife to spend the money for two airfares.

Wait- it’s a business expense! We can write it off.

Gotta try and sneak this by Meg on the monthly expense report.

If You Go™: (again, bows East towards The Great RocketNews 24:)

Cat Café Monta / ネコカフェ MONTA
Address: Tokyo-to, Taito-ku, Hanakawado 1-5-2, Satellite Fuji Building 8th floor
東京都台東区花川戸1-5-2 サテライトフジビル8F
Open 11a-8p.


C.O. Cat Café World Tour: Montréal

“I was wandering around in Montréal and I came across a “Coming Soon” Cat Café with a perfect live window display. I took these pictures myself, but unfortunately I don’t know the cat’s name. According to their site it looks like the cat in the picture might be Gustave. The cafe’s name in French is a play on words; ‘Chat L’Heureux‘ means The Happy Cat, but it sounds just like ‘Chaleureux,’ which means something that is ‘warm, convivial.’ The location is here. Thanks, I hope you like the photos!” -Liz H.


C.O. Bun Cafe World Tour: Tokyo

After a brief hiatus, our Bun Cafe World Tour returns to its old stomping grounds of Tokyo. Karen writes, “I must share one of the cutest experiences while on vacation in Japan earlier this month. This is a video of the bunnies at Mimi Rabbit Cafe in Tokyo, arguably the most well-known cafe for the cutest and most friendly bunnies. For a small fee, you get to enter a surreal world where the bunnies (including babies!) roam about the premises, and many will get super-snuggly with you in attempt to get your attention and food!”

[*Note: Works for us. We’ve actually covered Mimi once before, back in May. But the video was too good to pass up. -Ed.]

If You Go™
What: Mimi Bun Café.
Where: Higashi-Ikebukuro 1-13-9, Karasukoma #2 Bldg 8F. (Google Map.)
Phone: 070-5079-3841.
When: Open 11am-10pm daily.
$: Cover charge is Y800 for 30 minutes, and Y1200 for 60 minutes (Y1300 on weekends.)
Misc: Website.

Bunday: C.O. Bun Café World Tour, Osaka Prefecture, Japan

Taking a Bunday detour from our C.O. Cat Café World Tour, ’cause, well, today IS Bunday, right? Café Cuteporter Robb S. took these photos for us of the Buns at “Usayu!”

“Usayu is in a town called Ibaraki (not Ibaraki Prefecture though) in Osaka Prefecture, just a bit north of Osaka city. Maybe because of its suburban location, it’s the most spacious rabbit cafe I’ve been to.”








If You Go™:

Addy: Ibaraki-City, Osaka-fu, Matsugamotocho 3-16, Bardens Club Bldg 2F, Ibaraki.

Hours: Open 1-7pm (last entry 6pm). Closed Wednesdays, Thursdays.

Phone: 072-629-6661

Cost: Cover is Y1300 for the first hour, and Y500 for each additional 30 minutes.

Online: Website : FB

C.O. Hall Of Fame

[Updated 8/25/15:] Cute Overload likes to feature Cute in all shapes, sizes (Look! A kitten!) and types. But as you know, we have our favorites. When you see ’em….ya Squee ’em. Without further delay, we present The C.O. Hall Of Fame. They’re not in any special order- they’re listed as we think of ’em.

We missing any? Let us know!

Patrick The Wombat

Patrick just celebrated his 30th birthday and is showing no signs of slowing down! Welcome to the C.O. Hall of Fame, Patrick!



I don’t think we need to go into too much detail as to why Norbert is our newest member of the C.O. Hall of Fame. Gadzooks–look at these videos/photos. This is more than the mind can comprehend. You know, like “How big is the galaxy.” Like that.







Fufu bringin’ the Maximum Redonk in photos by The Furrtographer!







Mr. Shankly_SGR-XL

The Scootin’ Bebeh Trunkster

This is the video that gave him his name. The term “classic” is perhaps overused- but it’s perfect in this case. Go, Trunkster, go!!

The Entire Country of Japan


Yes, the entire country is in. Every. Single. Person. As of last check (2013,) that’s 127.34 million people. Japan occupies a unique spot within the C.O. Culture, since they consistently kick our ass top everyone else when it comes to unconventional Cute. Look no further than this tag: The Big J. Examples? Many, we have.

Puri-Ketsu. You’ll just have to click the link.

Mutant Parrot Bananas. We could not even begin to make this up.

Welcome to Disapproval Island, Mr. Bond.

Hello Kitty Halloween donuts. Awesome.

Furry Teddy Bear Bus.

Disney character USB Butts.. Really.


The C.O. Cat Café World Tour was created expressly for Japan. Other guys might sneak in, but J owns it.

Kittens, Doughnuts, and Pancakes.

Pokemon Cars.

Train Stations with Kitteh Station Masters. (RIP Tama, shown above.) 😦

Ninja Hamster Houses. Say that one out loud- sounds redonk.

A Travel Agency…Just For Stuffies.

Milo. What can you say about this little dude? We’ve covered him extensively on C.O. –one of the all-time greats.




Magilla Glub Glub, Lady Bubbles, & Mickey
The Kuddlin’ Kigali Boston Kitteh AKA Magilla Glub Glub came blasting into the C.O. Collective Consciousness in the fall of 2012. Glubs was soon joined by Lady Bubbles, and they now have a new pal, Mickey. [*Note: Glubs and new pal Mickey are now in Boston..Bubbles soon to join them. -Ed.]



Both Kitties Couch

Glub Glub Licking Bubbles 2


Grumpy Cat
Without question the most popular Internet Cat on the…um, Internet. And we can bet Tardar Sauce (real name) doesn’t care one bit. (In truth, she is one of these teeniest, cuddliest, and softest cats you will ever meet. Just don’t let her know that. Got to meet and pet her at a private media thing at Macy’s S.F. last November- truly a rock star moment. Not kidding. Photos by The Furrtographer, who was there with me. -B.)





Lil’ BUB
Lil’ Bub has overcome some physical challenges to become a truly beloved member of the Net Catosphere. (Is that a word?) GOOD JOB, BUB!

Maru: The Circle. His Royal Girthness. Mugumogu’s Meal Ticket. He’s The Man, and he knows it. This article says Maru’s videos have been viewed over 200 million times. A lot of clicks, friends. He’s been saddled with a new sidekick, Hana. Maru, we all have our crosses to bear. His whole round video history is right here.

Fearless Leader Jay Vitazko
He passed away August of 2013, but Jay lives on in the hearts of all his friends, and on the pages of C.O.


Simon’s Cat
Simon Tofield is a very talented and cat-tormented British artist, and several years ago decided to document his wretched life cat-dominated existence with the Simon’s Cat series.

Teddy Bear
Teddy will gladly obliterate anything you put in front of him, and isn’t shy about sharing his opinion, either. He likes to hang out at Zooniversity, a wildlife education company and exotic animal rescue in Dallas. All Tedster videos live here.

Chris P. Bacon
Chris P. Bacon is a prosh lil’ porker with a lotta heart and the fastest set of wheels in town. Here are all of CPB’s YouTube clips. Partner in Crime of Lentil Bean. (See below.)

Lentil Bean
The Bean gets into the Hall for the sheer WOW Factor of this first photo alone. But then this Fall 2013 photo sesh with Chris P. Bacon sends ’em BOTH into the stratosphere. That’s GOLD, Jerry. GOLD! Known associate of Chris P. Bacon. (Above.)



Maymo & Penny
The virtual definition of the word “Goofball.” Maymo and new pal Penny haven’t met a living room they wouldn’t like to trash. Gleefully. Check out a video or two at Maymo’s YouTube library.

Frostie The Snow Goat
The Lil’ Goat from Down Under touched many lives in his short stay on Earth.


Kodie packs a mighty wallop of Awesome QTE in his little body. I mean, LOOK AT THE TOP KNOT WILLYA.





These photos + video speak for themselves.






Oliver Donovan

This tuff little guy made his C.O. debut back in 2006 and was battling health issues from 2011-on. He sadly passed away in July of 2014, but we’ll always remember him.


Peacock Spiders
Do whatever you feel.

They get in for the name alone. The big ol’ schnozzles are just a bonus. Plus they’re Australian. Yes, Patrick is in here, but as a solo artist. Sorta like the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame- the Beach Boys are in as a group, but Brian Wilson is also in as a solo artist. Like that.





Martin “Marty” Mouse
Maybe the Cutest Dumbo ever. Sadly, Marty left us in November of 2014. Marty’s FB is here.




Everyone Flocks To Japan (Part II)

logoBack in May, Japan-based Cuteporter Robb S. took C.O. Readers on a tour of a small bird cafe where hoomins are more than welcome. Now Robb returns with highlights of a Tokyo Cat Cafe visit. “Temari no Ouchi” is the name, and this site says it “strives to create a destination ‘relaxation space’ rather than just a place to play with cats for thirty minutes.” [What’s wrong with that? -Ed.] Here’s where to find it if you just happen to be nearby.




Robb also visited a Bun Cafe, too. Here’s their official site!




Heavy Petting Is Encouraged

C.O. NYC Peeps!

There’s a temporary Cat Cafe opening up tomorrow (and only thru Sunday) with kittehs from the North Shore Animal League. All kittehs will be available for adoption. The location is here. Hours are from 10a – 7p.

Musta been some kinda media event today (thanks Zarina)- get the lowdown at The Gothamist.

(*Header sorta stolen appropriated from The Gothamist.)


Use these words in everyday conversations and blog comments to tewtelly impress! The Glossary was originally cultivated by Theo (with much help from Meg and Anna G. and E. Collison and Kasi and Jaypo and Francesca and Brinke and just too darn many folks to list, as this thing keeps growing. We promisch to keep eet updated, as our most peculiar way of communicating seems to have a life of its own. Moshe lof 2 allz!)

“Adorable” minus the hard consonants. Cute, yes, but shares its northern border with Actively Irritating.
“Awwww” minus the hard consonants. Cute, yes, but…oh what the hell am I talking about?! Via IM with Meg, 6/10/2008: ‘Ahnnngh’ could be the spelling…also, ‘almost always accompanied by a head tilt’ (like Baroo.) SEE ALSO: “Outrrageous Frawnsh Occents.”

Barfing Rainbows
Derivative of “It’s like a Koala crapped a rainbow in my brain.” Probably. OK. Say you’ve just been dumped by your no-longer-significant other, you’ve got a new parking ticket, and you’ve dropped your fork (eek!) Things are grim, see. Miserably, you fire up the old com-pyoo-tor, hop on teh INTARWEBS — and poof! There’s your homepage, CuteOverload, and you promptly barf a rainbow. There, now, isn’t that better? (NOTE: This is not what I mean, yeesh…)

Dogspeak for “Whut the…?” Frequently accompanied by the Canine Tilt and/or wrinkled brow for enhanced effect. Occasionally, animals which are not dogs have been known to have this cute-ism ascribed to them, but this is never appropriate. Dogs just have the face for it, plain & simple. Cats don’t. Fish don’t UPDATE: Fish DO. Cockatiels? Please.
Beady Eye Factor. It’s either cute, or not. Your call. Alternately: Broccoli Eating Factor. Thanks, Aubrey!
Bongo Feet

The sound you hear when something small scurries off. From old Looney Tunes cartoons.
Not strictly a cute-ism, this is simply “chomp” a la Snoop Dogg. It must be a West Coast thing… still, since Rufus is clearly a playa of da highes’ orda (egad, did I just write that?) the term is applicable. For further clarification, you might consult the Snoop Dogg Translator, fka. Tha Shizzolator. SEE ALSO: “Cronshe.”
The ultimate position in comfort. Literally cannot be more comfortable. Always always always prefaced with the word “so.” Almost always used to describe the obvious.
Like, when all the comments attached to one of the Cute posts are about whether or not bathing a cat is the MOST EVILEST THING IN TEH WURLD. Or if today’s pic is ‘shopped. Or racks. I even wrote an Ode To Commentroversy which puts the Bard to shame (as long as we’re talking about this bard).
Acronym for Cute Overload eXtreme CloseUp. Here’s lookin’ at you, kit!
Cronshe (Kronsche)
It’s onomatopoeia. (Scrumptious word.) Cronch. Key-ronsche. Mmmonsch. Chompage. Nawm, etc.
You! SEE ALSO: “Peeps
Dream Office
Picture going to work every day at Cute Overload Headquarters. Picture it. I don’t mean “telecommuting” like we do now. Everyone in the place would be all the folks who post all the content and comments. We’d office in the Space Needle and every desk would be custom-designed to best fit the ergonomics & aesthetics of each individual, from hippo to hoomin to hammie. The in-house messaging system would consist of two teams: the Post-It Hummingbirds (for LAN communication) and the Pneumatic Hamsters (WAN; they’re without peer when it comes to navigating a series of tubes.)

There would be a Nap Lounge with plush yellow floor-pillows, shaped like giant ducks, as well as private hammock alcoves. Treats on Friday would include catnip, suet, T-bones, broccoli’s, Milanos, burger-cakes (no onion), Pocky…you name it. Everybody would play off everyone else. Our output would be sublime, poignant, hilarious, and absolutely irresistible. Nobody would understand how we’d ever get anything done, yet our particular productivity would be positively unparalleled. Peculiar. Incidentally, I have seen the future. I can do that. Don’t worry, I’ll keep it brief.

“Internet 2” gets skipped over completely, because on April 1 of 2008, in the lower-left sock drawer of COHQ’s break room, “Internet 3” is born sentient in a litter of marmalade kittens. OMG MARMIES.

Eight weeks later, weaned on raw TCP/IP and the encrypted multi-lingual satellite traffic of three hundred nations, little Threebert is ready to begin broadcasting to the world, and the transmission goes live. Voice Of America and al-Jazeera are eclipsed within minutes. Fox News folds shortly thereafter, then CNN, and then–surprisingly–the stalwart BBC. Next pwnd are the AP newswire and other wire services, co-opted for our own un-devious purposes, along with the rest of worldwide media (although Animal Planet gets special consideration, because c’mon.) The Squee Heard ‘Round the World begins in downtown Tokyo at precisely 15:07 Zulu.

Days pass and Threeb’s reach broadens exponentially. The stock market goes “Baroo??” and is swept along with the powder-blue tide. Politics begins to lose relevance, subtly at first, but momentum quickly builds. The Google jumps on the bandwagon a week later, in a whirlwind merger based upon eminently compatible philosophies…and just like that, it’s over.

Back in the Dream Office, we’re all fantastically giddy, and somehow also embarrassingly wealthy. Threebert takes a sunbeam nap.

Some of the nerdier folks among us might immediately think of the little mind-controlling grub from The Wrath of Khan. This is not that earworm, but it’s close. This is the one which implants the lyrical seeds of an impossible-to-ignore song (say, “Tie Me Kangaroo Down“) directly into your head, where you Can’t. Get it. OUT. Note: Some Cuteologists may be more guilty than others, re: the perpetrating of earworm assaults.
The sound every living creature makes when it can’t…quite…REACH!
Fearless Leader
Meg Frost. She works in Silicon Valley at a well-known techno-magical company and is married to Sparkster. CuteOverload is pretty much her fault. Her parents apparently call her “Moo,” which might help to explain the whole Urban Cowgirl thing. And her birthday is July 30th! (Cancer/Leo cusp, it would seem.)
First Post!
This is it, right here. Any other use of this phrase gets you slapped. Capisce? SEE ALSO: “Bleen
Ex-TREEEEEME fluffiness. You know what I’m talking about.
Kinda like a ZRBTT (pronounced ZER-bert), a la Bill Cosby, only fluffier. SEE ALSO: “Snorgle
…like THEESHE! (Yeesh…)
Hello Kitty
Who? (Also, this isn’t right.)
Kitty snores, ever so slightly exaggerated.
The magical floaty words which sometimes show up unexpectedly (?) onscreen, after you’ve let your mouse pointer sit idle on top of a photo or a link for a short while. Often used by us Cute Overloaders to add Secret Bonus Captions. Randall Munroe originally gave me the idea, whether he knows it or not.
Knitting Rabies
scares the living bejeezus out of me.
Leet (1337, 13375p34k)
Not really a cute-ism (though this comes pretty close); included for convenience. More thorough explanation available via Wiki or the Urban Dictionary.
“Love” minus the…well, you get the idea. I do hope you’re not expecting a great deal of logic and rationality, here.
Wait–what? How did this get in here?? Um, anyway, we’re talking about a large aquatic mammal… and I mean EPIC…wut haz teh much funey but prolly can’t has bukkit. Also cud be lolphin, sea lol’ion, lol’bstarz, exetra. LOLz! (U see?)
Marmalade Kitties (Tiger Tabbies, Pint Lions)
MARMIES: The Best. Cats. EVAR. Morris, Heathcliff, Garfield, Bill, Kliban’s cat*, Rhum AND Mr. Bounce are all counted among this exalted elite. We wuvs dem becuz dey wuvs us. *Actually I’m not sure about this one; definitely a tabby though.

Muppet” + “Puppy.” What’s not to understand?
Muzzlepuffs (Moozlepoofs, Muzzlepouches)
Floofy jowls. Sealyham Terriers are famous for this, but there are examples throughout the canine lineup (along with the odd hutch-hopper or U.S. President.)

Oh, and here’s an example of the feline version. MuzzlePOUCHES (or “muzzlepowsches”) are what gophers and chipmunks have, for carrying seeds in their cheeks. Rhymes with “mazel tov,” by the way…in fact, you can even use it to congratulate or bless someone with a jolly “Muzzle Puff!” SEE ALSO: “Whiskerpouches.”

My Work Here Is Done.
Nosicle, Moist
Phleh…just thinking this word makes my teeth all wibbly. But anyway. First used to describe a hedgehog’s nose, I believe.
This comes from honorary C.O. peep Shreve, of The Daily Coyote. I shall defer to her own explanation…“Nubule is not in the dictionary because it’s an invented word. I’ve been using it for years, so I forget it’s not an actual word. To me, it means a small, tiny, cute, little blob. The word nub (an actual word) means a small lump. Nubule is the personified, cuter version of that.” And there you have it.
Nuffingham (Nuff)
This is my sanity contraction of “Not-Cute-Enough-Ing-Ham,” though lately it’s mostly been shortened even further to “Nuffer” or simply “Nuff“. This is to say, a Nuff is a local variety of troll which only posts comments expressing how not-cute-enough any particular post is, to its (sadly limited) tastes. Waah, waah. Miz Thinker has a nice bit of doggerel to share with the class, on the subject. Plurals: Nuffs, Nuffers, Nuffinghamsters, Nuff’ams, Turdsifters, Go Make Your Own Damn Blog‘ers, Assbeefs.
The auditory component of an Almighty Squirm. Means “I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request.”
Why does everybody assume this was us? This came from Slashdot, Peeps!…but yeah, OK, I’ll grant you it’s seen more than its share of exposure on Teh Qte™.
Picture this: You’re an exciteable citified ‘tween stuck in the backseat on a road trip to who-cares-where; you’re bored, frustrated, and staring out the window (dead batteries, y’know) when suddenly, between cornfields, you pass a horse pasture
Otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters otters! Otters?! OTTERZ!!!!!!!
Outrrageous Frawnsh Occents
Meg started it. You played along. Merde.
Toddlerspeak for ‘Popsicle‘. Not to be confused with ‘Hopsicle‘, which is where bambylances come from. Pa-si-kies come in a surreal variety of flavors, including Bloo Razzberry, Catnip Margarita, Bratz, Washcloth, and Liquid Smoke (not recommended). SEE ALSO: “YAY!
Peeky McPeekerson (adventures of)
Flooring is fun. Who’d’a thunk it?
Well, there’s always these, of course; they’re somewhat cute in their own way. But on C.O., “peeps” sorta refers to the regulars, i.e. Cuteologists who can’t restrain themselves from commenting all the time. Like this dude. [Ahem.]
Pets in Pots
This is the post that set the bowl rolling, so to speak.
Photoshopped (‘Shopped)
You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. Theo smash. What IS it with some of you subgeniuses that makes you believe that just because the software exists, every photo you see on teh intarnets must therefore be FAKED? When you hear hoofbeats, how often do m*****f***ing zebras come galloping through your bedroom? Gahh!!! FOR YOUR EDIFICATION: This is ‘shopped; this is NOT. And while this was indeed corrected for poor lighting and camera quality, using The GIMP (as opposed to the very spendy Photoshop), the composition & content are 100% real.
Jonesing hard for a quick fix of fuzz? Dial Port-a-Snorg™ now! Our operators are standing by. SEE ALSO: “Snorgle
You know how “Freshman” sometimes gets shortened into “Frosh?” Ergo, “Precious” –> “Prosh.” I’ve never seen “special” –> “sposh” though… anyhow, I like Lewis Carroll’s portmanteau method better; f’rinstance he invented “Chortle” by mashing “Chuckle” and “Snort” together in the Jabberwocky poem. The word “smog” = “smoke” + “fog”. Extra credit: “recidivindicated“.
Pudding is a Peep’s weapon of choice, particularly butterscotch. Launched via Puddinpult, cousin to the Tapioca Trebuchet and the…um…[sigh]…”Puddingkwürferschnorglekanonen.” (That’s plural, by the way, auf Deutsche.) Your only hope is the Big Bad ‘Brella. So sayeth the Fling Flan Man. And if you’re still not convinced of pudding’s gloopy pangeaic awesomeness, you need to read this.
RealityCasual Friday.
Redonkulous (Redonk)
Beyond ridiculous. Or, in the immortal words of Marion Morrison: Rigga-damn-diculous.
Rules of Cuteness
See for yourselves.
Mine. (Hers.)
Git yer own.
Sexy Chicken (also known as “Henrietta”)
First showed up here, then here (sorta.) Went on vacation sometime in the middle. Henrietta and Wolf-Spawn are arch-enemies and best buds.
Also known as the /. effect: When your B-List or C-List website/blog gets profiled and linked from A-List, and the massive sudden influx of nerd traffic brings your server to its knees in a de-facto DDoS “attack,” then you’ve been Slashdotted. Fortunately, on April 1 of 2006, Cute Overload withstood its merry pounding without any traffic-related slowdowns, proving beyond all doubt that we were (and are) of A-List caliber. It was a day of purest geek lof and confusion.
(DISCLOSURE: Slashdot is another favorite blog site of mine. -Theo)
Snorgle (Snorg, Snarfle, Sqush, etc., etc., etc.)
Snort + Snuggle. Summarizes the situation when you moosh your face into a fuzzy wuzzy smoochie wiggle and make googoo noises. First appearance on Teh Qte™ was here. Try it with a hedgehog. (Wear snorgoggles.)
When every other word out of your mouth can be found in this Glossary, you’re speaking Snorglish. In 1337 (“LeetSpeak,”) it would be safe to say Teh Qte™ pwns j00. SEE ALSO: “Snorgle
Sound of Music, The
Ongoing theme of inspired silliness. It started with this post, and led to quite a few of my favorite things. ♫ How do you solve a problem like a maltese?…
The sound your little fan-girly head makes as it implodes under the sheer unbearable burden of a classic CuteOverload. It is completely involuntary and audible only to dogs. All dogs. Everywhere.
The tiny little garment worn to keep tiny little critters warm during cold weather. Or just when they wanna look Prosh.

Kitters! Tabby/Calico mix. Well… frankly, I’m not sure it’s possible to get any more “mixed” than this; Torbies, perhaps? Mutts rule.
Totally. Utterly. Completely. Also, a couple of TV sets in England. Dunno which ones. (Maybe ask Pheral.)
That’s “thwap”, with a hard T-H sound and a double-you. Say it: THWAP. Not “fap”, you pervy internet smartass. SEE ALSO: “Cronshe
So… sleeeeeepies…[Yawwwwwn] SEE ALSO: “Honk-Shu
Simply put, it’s short for BUTtocks, and sounds cuter than “arse.” Also allows for a big ol’ meaty heap of wordplay.
This is Troll. Troll loves to make a pork arse of itself on CuteOverload with lots of naughty comments, but eventually, out of mercy, the Admin delivers a coup-de-ban.
One of those little un-wolf-like (yet oddly proud) creatures from Mexico, which always remind me of Marty Feldman. In the “Cute or Sad” balance, I know which way my scale’s tipping. WARNING! Always be on your guard around these doglings. Two words: Napoleon Complex.
Whiskerpouches (Whiskerhumps)
The salt-water interpretation of muzzlepuffs. Proudly worn by walruses, sea otters, and harbor seals.
Widdle (Widdew, Wuddow, etc.)
Bastardized version of “Little.” Totally outlawed, as this is clearly a ridiculous thing to say, and we can’t be having ridiculous. Far too cutesy-poo. Just stop it.
(adj.) Describing the furrowed brow that usually accompanies a “baroo?” Can also be used to describe the coruscation’s of chubb folds.The puppeh’s wrinkular forehead is too much cute for one lone person to handle.Also, Wrinkularity: (n.) Wrinkliness which results in an instant cute reaction, i.e. a “squeee!” elicited from the observer.Please note the wrinkularity on this puppeh’s forehead, from which no darkness may escape, and its effect upon the average human, especially when combined with the softish muzzlepowshes nearby.

(suggested by Cait R. — thanks!)

…’nuf sed.
Yay (w00t)
Onomatopoeia, based on 1950’s-era B-grade sci-fi movie sound effects. YEEMYEEMYEEMYEEMYEEM. It looks like simple camera-flash “redeye,” and that might be all it is…potentially…but then again, the eyebeams may be charging. Caution is counseled, cadets.

I love this thread so much.

The Telltale Quaking Paw

The music, the licking, the QUAKING PAW

This is overwhelming [vapors]

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Kendra P., we usually have a ‘no nads’ policy on C.O. because they’re DiStRaCtInGk, but we’ll make an exception this ONE TIME.