Science Run Amok!

Science ethicists have raised concerns about the project known as the Large Corgion Collider, noting that a mishap could open a quantum tunnel into a parallel universe ruled by corgis.

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‘Ol Blue Eyes

Rv1PMIRWe know you’re shy and all, but if you open up a little more, it might help you come outta your shell. If that’s something you want to do. (Reddit.)

Wiggling Turtle ‘Tocks

Ever decided to shake the ol’ groove thang when you’re in the shower? You’re not the only one.

The Squid.

Hold Still So I Can Nom Your HEAD

You gotta admire the patience of this Dalmatian Puppeh! Here this little furry thing wants to nom his schnozzle off, and all the big lug wants to do is sit there and take it, wag wag wag.

Panda Tag Team Wrasslin’!

So you’re a caregiver and ya gotta give these Adorable Pandas their daily squirt of medicine or vitamins or something. What do you do when they decide to gang up on you?

You HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE.

From Kristin W. “Sending along a video of a zookeeper trying to give medicine to two pandas. And I thought giving medicine to my cat was difficult!” As seen on Metro UK.

Invasion of the Pug People!

ATTENTION EARTHLOIDS AND HUMANETTES! THE ERA OF PUG CONSCIOUSNESS IS AT HAND! SUBMIT TO YOUR PUG OVERLORDS AND BECOME WRINKLY AND ADORABLE IN THE GLORIOUS PUG COLLECTIVE!

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Via Fark.

Don’t Forget Your Daily Quokka Quotient!

And we got it for you, oh yes you bet we do. Click that play button, then scroll down. Awe-inspiring awesomeness. Wait- what?

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From BuzzFeed.

NEW Maru: Thinking Inside The Box

Can you imagine what The Big Guy would do if he waddled into one of those Containers Stores or whatever they’re called? He’d end up like this:

(*Disclosure: header totally stolen from someone’s FB comment.)

“Hey Honey? Have You Seen Charlie Spidermonkeypants?”

DSC_0001-001“He’s in the living room trying on his Halloween costume—I think he’s gonna dress up as a Ghost this year. And do you know where your sweatshirt is? I was gonna wash it for you.”

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(And that IS his real name, from Andrea N.)

So There U Are, Just Walking Along…

….minding your business. When all of a sudden, A BEBEH ARCTIC FOX POUNCES ON YOUR SANDALS! (With your feet in them.)

WHAT. DO. U. DO. NEXT?

Well, you let him nom away, that’s what.

Arbroath.

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