Search Results for: Bunday

This goat is soooo small

[Crowd yelling in unison] How small is it!?

It’s so small it makes this rabbit LOOK HUGE!

small goat and rabbit

Holy Bunday Size Comparisons, Kate B.!

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This teacup is too big…

This teacup is too small…

This teacup fits juuuuuuust right.

Narie S., it’s 4PM. You’re invited to High Bunday Tea.

I said PEPPERONI AND EXTRA CARROTS

They never listen—watch, it’s gonna arrive with broccoli on it.

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Sorry about your Bunday, Annie T.

The New York Lottery Must Be Stopped

Not content to disrupt a peaceful slumber party, now those noisy goons from the New York Lottery are crashing a bucolic Bunday picnic at (what’s left of) Coney Island.  Have these people no sense of decency?

Wanna split a funnel cake Nathan’s hot dog, sbovio?  Theresa’s buying.

Where D’ya Want The Bun, Already?

Hey, I gotta work order here says I’m suppose’ta deliver a shipment of disapproving bunny to this here residence.  So where you want I should be dumping it, already?

Our union rules say we work ONLY on Bundays.

Sign here, Richard G.

I’m…. co-o-o-o-o-ld!

A reader writes: "I almost fainted when I saw this handful of preciousness.  He was dropped off in an empty box without food or water at the door of the rescue where I volunteer.  He was so cold when we brought him inside, he now just burrows into any warm thing he gets near.  Like armpits, cupped hands, jacket pockets, belly pouches…"

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Bunday submishe from the fabu Johanna S. who volunteers at Sante D’Or.

Let me EXPLAIN

Look, I KNOW what you’re thinking—it’s not even BUN-DAY and we are displaying a series of bun photos.

Well you know WHAT?

You’re right. [Patting your back with Princess Di eyes looking up]

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I’m sure you’ll agree that we CANNOT wait for Bun-Day to show you this anerable paw-pad ACTION…

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Miniscule, chompable foots…

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Unopened eye capusules…

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Appetizer-sized…

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TINIEST OF TAILIOS…

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TEENIEST OF DIRTY CLAWS ACTION!!!

I’m sure you understand, Kellie A.

LIVE at the SILVER DOME Monster Bun FINALS!

BUNDAY!

BUNDAY!

BUNDAY!

The Tri-State Chevy dealers present super-charged, nitro, steel-burning, mud-slinging MANIAC COMPETITION:

SuperMonsterFluff!

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B-MAXX CarrotWheelz! He gets unbelievable AIR!

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And Hot Rod Buffersons is gonna BUFF his way to victory

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Tickets available NOW atallTicketMasteroutlets! OH YEAH, Betty C.!
 

The softest-looking Buns

Many people may CLAIM they have the softest buns, but the Massachusetts Sheep & Woolcraft Fair today really delivers. There is nuthin’ better than little McSquirmersons, squirming IN THEIR OWN SOFTNESS! Just kill us now and get it OVER WITH

  

Thanks for making us end a sentence with a prep, and thanks for the Bunday, Erin S.

The R.A. just totally busted me

I told the R.A. I was studying at Tina’s and she was all ‘Yeah right then what’s with the Budweisers behind closed doors’ and I was all ‘C’mon!’ and she totally kicked me off of the Girl’s floor. Now I’m home.

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Tough Bunday, Brian B. [shaking head]