“You’ll Grow Into It,” They Said

You people expect me to fetch this? This thing looks big enough to fetch me!

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“My new puppy dreaming of better days,” says Redditor astagg.

The Simple Joy Of Being Toby

IMG_1790“This is Toby enjoying the boat ride,” explains Sarah L. Yep, we’d pretty much picked up on THAT.

THIS JUST IN: Hey- You Wanna Play?

[Come on over to my house, we got X-Box and my mom’ll make milkshakes. You wanna?]


(Tastefully Offensive.)

Uh-oh, My Spring Fell Off

I was wondering why I wasn’t feeling so bouncy-pouncey lately. Now how the heck do I put this thing back on?

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Via Titran’s Cattery.

And LOOK At That Little Wiener GO!

Eight Wiener Dogs competed in the El Paso Chihuahua’s Wiener Dog Race on Saturday night. Only one was the winner. And only one decided to take a tour of the ballpark post-race!


(Stacy M.)

No, I Did Not Eat Your Hamburger

And frankly, I resent the accusing way you look at me whenever food goes missing, like “oh, she’s a dog, dogs eat hamburger, QED.” Well, dogs eat cheese too, but do you see any cheese missing? No, you don’t! And here I am standing here not eating it. Chew on that logic for a while, Socrates!

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Via club-sandwich.net.

MMMMM, Wilson #3

[Wilson’s are indeed quite tasty, but Slazenger and Dunlop taste great, too! Oh, can’t forget Penn, either!]


[*Timely Note: U.S. Open starts today. -Ed.]

Let’s Rock, Everybody!

This Panda feels like some Butt Wiggle Action! “Stayin’ Alive, Stayin’ Aliiiiiiive….” (Either that, or he/she has a back itch!)

NEW Maru: You Kinda Have To Wonder…

….what is going on inside The Circle’s head at this point. #Whackadoodleeyes


BONUS! Click below for Combo Fave Frame/Super Maru Wallpaper Action!

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Thanks, Will Ferrell. We Think.

Hard to believe this has been up for almost a year and A) we never saw it, and B) no one sent it to us. But here we go, a C.O. Tribute from Funny Or Die, the website from Will Ferrell and Adam McKay. Is this how it goes in YOUR office when you find The QTE? (It’s dead on accurate from this angle. I’ve made those faces. Although, unlike this clip, my head is still on my shoulders.)

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