JAILBREAK: When Kittehs Escape!

(Say like Shep Smith, or maybe Sheriff John Bunnell :) -Tonight on Faux Nooz! They’ve done the CRIME- but they’ll NEVER do the TIME. SEE why these hardened adorable kitteh kriminals are IMPOSSIBLE to lock up! WE report, and YOU decide!

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DP&F.

Those Aren’t The Chicks You’re Looking For

[Aren't you guys a little short for stormtroopers?]

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Bored Panda time.

Is SOMEONE Grumpy Today?

(Surprise! We’re not referring to The Grumpy One. Just your normal, regular, non-first-class-on-the-Concorde types.)

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Derived from The Buzz.

Let There Be Cat

And God created Dog in His image, only backwards, and gave Dog dominion over the trees and hydrants. And Dog saw he was alone, and whimpered pitifully.

And thus did the Lord take a bone from Dog, even though he was still chewing it, and from it created Cat. And He spake into Dog, saying “Behold, I give thee Cat, to serve as companion and helpmate to thee.”

And Cat said “Whoa, screw that noise, pappy. I ain’t taking orders from nobody, let alone Captain Mange, here. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta take a nap before bedtime.”

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Wanna Be More Productive At Work?

Stare at a kitteh.

Like we haven’t known this for YEARS, Washington Post.

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Butter Icing, Anyone?

“Her name is Butter Icing, and she’s the most pregnant goat in the world and she will whup your BUTT in a staring contest. I think I’ve watched this video eleventy-gagillion times so far.” -Marla C.

Agnes, What Are U Dreaming About?

[It was terrible. I was at the Vet. Bad enough, right? But then, the Vet comes into the room. With one of those thermometer things, like I don't know what's gonna happen. Isn't my first rodeo. But then--get this! The Vet turns into this really tall Cat! With one of those lab coats! He looked like, uh, a huge GARFIELD. Wow. That is THE LAST time I have Pizza right before bedtime, man.]

From Monica F.

Checkin’ In On Gem

We’ve been following Gem The Puppeh since she was rescued from a SF recycling center. Gem continues to settle in, in her new San Francisco home!

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Sometimes more settled than usual.

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First photo by Jessica Mironov.

C’mere Pop, I Wanna Kees U, K?

Even though it’s not Father’s Day yet, take this opportunity today to tell your Dad U loff heem!

Thanks to the Batman & Robin of Crazy, Maymo & Penny.

THIS JUST IN: Maru & Hana Total Action Video!

The latest Maru and Hana-fest, JUST ZOOMING IN from Japan. Click now and be amazed at The Circle & Friend!)

FAVE FRAME:

Hana decides to dive-bomb Maru, while Maru is, um, occupied.

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