Who Wears The Pet Pants In Your Family?

Judging from this video, it’s probably not your puppeh.

When it Comes to Ninja Moves

These Lemurs are outstanding in their field…!

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First we do like thees! Then we do like THEES!

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Salagadoo alakaboo la chickabaloo bibbiddy bobbitty boo!

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We got the moves like Jagger! We got the moooo ooo ooves like Jagger!

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Animal acrobatics at Longleat Safari Park, Wiltshire, England. “The natural world shows off its ninja moves with spectacular displays of agility.” Via Daily Mail.

And Now, a Hamonica Solo from Blues Legend “Hamblin’ Jack” Puxney

Oh, I woke up this mornin’, went a-runnin’ in the wheel
Said I woke up this mornin’, went a-runnin’ in the wheel
And I keep a-gettin’ nowhere, can’t escape the blues I feel…

Bless Me, Father, For I Have Whapped

OK, so last Monday, there was some loose change on the counter, and it was really shiny, so I whapped it. And Tuesday, I saw this lady, and she was wearing this really shiny earring, so I whapped it.


And then I whapped a window display of crystal stemware at Macy’s, and then I whapped a sales associate and two security guards, and the booking officer at the police station and saaaaaaaaay those are some shiny beads you have there…


“Dear CO, I got a new microwave, and Minnie loves the box!” says kibblenibble.

Can You Touch Your Nose With Your Tongue?

Now remember, concentrate and just do it like me. See?

Nnnggnggggnnn!

How cool, you can cross your eyes! Try again!

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“This is Joey.” from Wonder Cat Rescue. Photo by Josh N., The Furrtographer!

Try Getting THIS Couch In The Moving Van

Yes, that is what you think it is. A giant kitteh couch, about 11.5′ long. It was made by Unfold, a design studio in Antwerp, Belgium. It’s called “Felix Domesticus,” and Unfold considers it to be more of a sculpture. Either way, think of the belleh rubs you can give it!

Can Anyone Wiggle Their Ears?

Hey all you ear wigglers. You never had it so cute! Take it away, Sapo the pygmy hippo. Show us how it’s done!

This is Sapo, a pygmy hippo, and one of about 300 in captivity. Only about 3000 still live wild in the rainforests of central Africa. Luckily, breeding programs, like at Whipsnade Zoo, have doubled the pygmy hippos population in captivity.

Via Whipsnade Zoo and MSN.com.

Tiny…Tinier..Tiniest.

The QTE comes in all shapes and sizes. Here are some petite prosh peeps!

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Via the tasteful folks @ My Modern Met.

Friday Haiku II: The Business End

Friday Hamster Tocks
Great way to “end” the work week
Just no butts about it.

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RocketNooz once again!

Flashback Friday

Ladies, I always pass the white glove test when I use my Mr. Scrubbalot multi-surface scrubber with fresh pinecone scent. You should too.

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“April 23, 1926. Washington, D.C. “Miss Dorothy Tierney with porcupine.” The stage actress and prickly understudy. National Photo Co.” -Via Shorpy