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Mademoiselle Chanel And Her Apple

[Ya know, we BUNS don’t ALWAYS chomp away on CARROTS. That’s a misconception, no thanks to Bugs Bunny.]

[While it is true vegetables like lettuce and carrots are dietary staples, sometimes we like to go for something a little different- like this apple. Or snorf off on a big honkin’ bag o’ FRITOS®.]

“Thank you for posting the photos of Mademoiselle Chanel. Since you seemed to like her, I thought I’d send another photo (Yeasss?) and a short video of her devouring an apple!” Cheers, Annye.

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OK. Say You’re A Remote-Controlled Car.

Annnnnnnnnnnd…there’s a frenzied bunch o’ beagles who wanna PLAY. Whatdya do? RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!


More on the Beagle Derby here, submitted by Sharon B-C (Western Australia.)

Let’s Make Today Bunday, Too!

Why not? LOOK at this video. Who cares that it’s a commercial for some hotel chain- these guys will melt you into a warm puddle of goo. PLOP.

SUGIMOTO UPDATE! There’s a “Behind the Scenes” clip, too.


Sent in by Grace W. and a few other Cuteporters! [Memo to self: talk to M about making Monday an extra Bunday.]

Blockbuster Bunday Bonanza!!!

It’s a Bunday Bonanza, People. watch as we get all lapin-style on you!

First up we have “Desdemona”, a bunny and cookie thief.

Desdemona is all: “C” is for Cookie:

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Next, Genius photographer Tanja Askani captured this teeny bunny tongue, why she is licking a rope we do not know:

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Followed by:

I shall KEES you.

Yes, I weel.

And you shall LIKE EET.

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Next up is the classic “Watership Down” moment.

Imagine that you’re in this field, and this teeeeny bunny comes up to you, and she’s all; “Come with me! I’ll show you the secret bunny burrow—we’ll be safe there! But we must hurry!”

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And lastly: A Virtual Sea of BUNNEHS. Swim!!! SWIM, PEOPLE!!!!

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This Bunday Bonanza originally compiled by Dear Theo. Photos by Kem Sypher, Tanja Askani, Kuki, Sender-Inner Emily M. and Joice.

When a Cat Loves a Bunneh

[Apologies to Percy Sledge and, um, Michael Bolton]

When a cat loves a bunneh
he can’t keep his mind on nothing else
He’ll trade the world for the good thing he’s found
If she is bad, he can’t see it, she can do no wrong
Turn his back on his best friend if he put her down


When a cat loves a bunneh, spend his very last dime
Tryin’ to hold on to what he needs
He’d give up all his comforts, sleep out in the rain
If she said that’s the way it ought to be


Well, this cat loves a bunneh
I gave you everything I had
Tryin’ to hold on to your precious love
Baby, please don’t treat me bad


When a cat loves a bunneh, down deep in his soul
She can bring him such misery
If she played him for a fool, he’s the last one to know
Lovin’ eyes can’t ever see


When a cat loves a bunneh, he can do her no wrong
He can never own some other hamster
Yes, when a cat loves a bunneh I know exactly how he feels’Cause baby, baby, baby, you’re my world


Photos by Sender-Inner and Interspecies Snorgling documenter Maggie C.! Much more over at When a Cat Loves a Bunny. WAMLAW lyrics thanks to Metro Lyrics. Michael Bolton HoverFacts™ from Laura Forever  and Wiki-wiki-wiki (turntable sound) pedia.

Nobody Understands Emo Trump

Emo Trump is not afraid to fire Gary Busey if the Buce can’t deliver the goods.

Emo Trump is an influential world leader sought out by politicians, businessmen, and humanitarians, who show their respect by not staring at Emo Trump’s combover.

Emo Trump has dug up dirt about the missing birth certificate that you won’t believe. Seriously, you won’t believe it.

Life is hard good for Emo Trump.


It’s ZZ (pronounced “zee zee”) from Camille. Idea stolen from Meg.

50’s High School Memories

Ah, those were the best days of our lives. Dad lent me the keys to the wheel, and me and Becky Sue shared a lemon fizz before heading over to the “Enchantment Under the Sawdust” dance at Habitrail High School…


Katie S. says: “The video of two bunnies fighting over a water bottle was cute, but my gerbils actually drink from their bottle simultaneously! Sprocket’s on the left and Spigot is on the right.” Wait, isn’t the spigot in the middle?

And from the Dust, the Bunnies Shall Rise

I’ll make you a deal, Doc: I won’t tell anyone you were conducting experiments the feds would find highly suspicious, if you don’t tell the world that we’re now ambidextrous bipeds with a hankerin’ for world domination.

Secure the carrot crops, Anita H.

Someone Remove this Stubborn Hare from My Back

Oh I see what’s going on here! You’re just waiting until I take a snoozer so you can win the race and declare victory! Well, I’m gonna cling to you like white-on-rice! Now who’s the winner, eh? Eh?

I honestly have no idea who comes out a winner here. Forwarded by Daming N.

Blockbuster Bunday Bonanza

‘Scuse me while I lay this five-part scrolldown on y’all, lapine style.  Can’t go wrong with the classics!

“C” is for Cookie
…and It’s good enough for “Desdemona”, a bunny and cookie thief. Photo by Kem Sypher, winner of the 2004 Oregon Humane Society’s photo contest. Submitted by Bens, who wishes us all a Merry Pigmas.

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Delicious!
Genius photographer Tanja Askani captured this teeny bunny tongue for us all to enjoy! Way to go, Tanja.

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For maximum enjoyment, click on the photo for a larger one!

I shall KEES you.
Yes, I weel.
And you shall LIKE EET.

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You heard me, Kuki.

Quick! Let’s scurry!
OK, first of all, this is one awesome photograph, Emily M. It’s really beautiful—kinda along the lines of Died and Gone to Heaven. Can’t you imagine that you’re in this field, and this teeeeny bunny comes up to you, and she’s all; “Come with me! I’ll show you the secret bunny burrow—we’ll be safe there! But we must hurry!”

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A Virtual Sea of BUNNEHS
Swim!!! SWIM, PEOPLE!!!!

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Redonkulous sea of bunnage brot to you by Joice over at Flickr. YES, WITH PERMISHE.