This is “Captain” Lance Monkeypants in CuteCopter One, and we’re getting reports of puppies attacking cars on the southbound I-812 at Bleen Street.  This is a multiple-puppy situation, very aggressive, and they are simply not letting any car get past them, so drivers are advised to use surface streets until further notice.

Now over to Ellie B. with the weather!

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Avast there, ye sea dogs!  Just because I’ve only got one eye, ye’ve got no call ta be throwin’ me in the trash with the rest of the bilge water!  That’s all I can stands, I can’t stands no more!  (Now where did I put me spinach?)

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Have you considered adding an eye patch and a parrot, Laura S.?

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A while back, Meg featured some orangumazing photos of Suryia and Roscoe, the orangutan and hound-dog buddies.  Now, thanks to sender-inner Marilyn T., you can see the heartwarming story of how they met.  On your mark, get set, awwww!

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I said PEPPERONI AND EXTRA CARROTS

by Meg on November 8, 2009

They never listen—watch, it’s gonna arrive with broccoli on it.

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Sorry about your Bunday, Annie T.

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Before & After: Couch Swallowing

by Meg on November 8, 2009

BEFORE!

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AFTER!

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HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN Marissa Q.!?

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Are the H1N1 shots ready yet!?

by Meg on November 8, 2009

This thing is really getting in the way of my alfalfa nomming.

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Des M., you might want to try an apple a day, as a precaution.

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[chipmonnk voice] “Oh, were you gonna eat this?”

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Surely you can spare one, Julia G.?

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Going to the Moon BRB

by Meg on November 7, 2009

KTHXBYE!

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Tia A. claims George (tinfoil) and Olive (bed) are astronauts, and that some guy named Jonathan took this picture. I’ll call LOL-NASA to double check her sources.

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P.N.F.

by Meg on November 7, 2009

Puppular Nose Freckles! Check this dotted muzzlepowsche action!

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Did you really think I wouldn’t give you an Xtreme Close up?

C.O.X.P.N.F.C.U.!

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Worst Caturday EVAR

by Meg on November 7, 2009

Damn hamsters are always ME ME ME!

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Stephanie W., I hope things improve.

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