Guess What’s Coming Monday Morning?

Six AM PT. All the deets. Be here- aloha!

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CAUGHT ON FILM™: THIS Bebeh Trunkster’s Goin’ NOWHERE

Remember back in May when the Floating Bebeh Trunkster got into a bit of a spot? That is NOT gonna happen THIS time!

Sent by several Cuteporters, thank you!

Friday Haiku: Shell Game

Ham and the Hermie
Two best friends thru thick & thin
Even thru that shell

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“Amelia is the ham and Sheldon is the hermie. They are besties.” -Erin C.

Three Ball In The Side Pocket, NO Prob

[The only problem I haz is, where does the round thing go when I knock it into the circle?]

Well Go On…SAY Something!

20140719_114939“I humbly submit for your consideration my aunt’s 4 month (!) old Leonberger, Apollo. (He’s the one on the right. Not sure about the guy on the left. Neither is Apollo.) Apollo is a therapy dog although when he gets to his full size, I think it may mostly be shock therapy.” -Dale S.

You Will Pay Attention To Me

That is an ORDER.

Ivan Elonginak, Billionaire Giraffe of Destiny, Retreats to the Serenity of His Summer Estate

When Ivan is weary of million-dollar hoofshake deals and cocktails with beautiful models, Ivan takes swim in pool to reflect. Is reflecting pool.

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Here, Ivan ponders meaning of his existence. Palatial homes on every continent, two private planes at his command, the adoration of millions of people — is that really all there is?

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Alas, the answers do not come, and is time for Ivan to leave. Ivan must tend to his tiny pet Russian millionaire, which he loves very much.

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Via redditor errf. More backstory here.

Let Me Clean That For You

Oh, Deer. A man in upstate New York’s camera lens is a bit smudgy, so this critter decides to offer a helping hand, er, tongue.

From Mashable.

OK, THAT’S A New Rule (Updated!)

Earlier today, we mentioned that maybe there should be a new Rule: “If you cover up your eyes with your tail while you’re sleeping, that’s cute.”

Let’s expand that a bit. Hear Ye, Hear Ye. All Rise. This Rule is now ADOPTED as of this date, 07/24/14 at 12:29pm PT: Rule of Cuteness 96: “If your (or someone else’s) ears or tail cover your face for the purposes of sleeping, that’s cute.”

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(These little angels/demons are Boots and Petunia. They are sisters from the same litter and have slept together since they were puppies. Boots is the one with the white muzzle.” -J.E.

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UPDATE! From Ginette C.: “This is my 6 year old little girl Mia relaxing on my bed, demonstrating new Rule #96.” (Now, strictly speaking- that’s a paw. But we can be flexible.)

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ResQte(s) Of The Week: Raz -N- Maggie

razGot a double-play combo for ya this week, everyone. Please meet (above) Raz, short for “Rasputin,” two months old, a lover boy, purrs up a storm. Below is Maggie, also two months old, loves having her belly rubbed, runs into your hand for head rubs. WHAT. (Also In Effect: Rule Of Cuteness #97: “If your head is exponentially larger than the rest of your entire body, that’s cute.”)

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Both shots c/o The Furrtographer, who told us both these critters are at SF ACC this very moment. (You might not be in SF, but you know someone who is- let ‘em know!)