Read My Lips, No New ‘Tockses

Oops, I meant, know new ‘tockses.

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Lale stares at photographers while exploring her enclosure at the zoo in Bremerhaven, Germany, for the first time.” Via SFGate.

Self-actualization Course, Tape Five

To realize our life goals, it is often beneficial to simulate the desired success conditions. First, create an environment with items that resemble the desired outcome. Next, perform a concentration exercise by repeating the name of your goal.

“(Goldfish… Goldfish… Goldfish…)”

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“Meet Oliver! He’s still learning to cat,” says Redditor JMackSlug

The Many Faces of Marutaro

Marutaro the hedgehog is getting a little help finding his true hedgie inner self.

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Via Buzzfeed.

Time 2 Pig OUT, Polly!

C.O. would like to extend special (belated) Fourth Birthday Wishes to Polly The Prosh Porkster, a resident of Edgar’s Mission Down Undah! That’ll do Pig, that’ll do!

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“To The Catmobile! Roger, Ready 2 Move Out.”*

“My grandmother has been feeding the neighborhood cats her entire life, and when my mom recently inherited her home she also inherited the pack. I took this picture when I visited last month. They definitely know whose house (and car) it is!” -Laura R.

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*60′s Pop Culture reference, kids.

Poll: OK, Which One Is Cuter?

So yesterday, we showed you the Scooting Bebeh Trunkster getting all charged up. Murkle46 commented, “Have a contest! Which is cuter, this one or the baby elephant who was scared by his own sneeze?”

OK then! (We think Murkle meant “poll” and not “contest.” Not givin’ away Trunksters.) So….Vote vote vote like a bebeh stoat!

Now U Guys, Remember….

….before we have our dinner, we have to say Grace. Go ahead.

From Mail Online, spotted by Smedley.

Chipmunk Hairstyling Tips

Fellas, ladies love that “just out of bed” look. So muss up your hair just before that important date.

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Chipmunk? More like chipHUNK, right, Donna R.?

“Hello, IRS? My Tax Return’s Gonna Be Late.”

“Yes, I know they’re due tonight by midnight. Why’s it gonna be late? Well…the dog ate it. Yes, I’m sure you HAVE heard that one before.”

Martin Taylor

Sounds rather like a Men’s Clothier, doesn’t it? Like on NBC Nightly News, “Brian William’s suits provided by Martin Taylor.”

Nope!

THIS is Martin Taylor, and GET a look at THAT FACE WILLYA!

“We bought him from a slightly scary lady that sold goats. He was the last one of his litter left which often leads us to ask, “How cute were the other ones?!?” -Jackie R.

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P.S. Marty- what IS that on your head?