This is “Captain” Lance Monkeypants in CuteCopter One, and we’re getting reports of puppies attacking cars on the southbound I-812 at Bleen Street. This is a multiple-puppy situation, very aggressive, and they are simply not letting any car get past them, so drivers are advised to use surface streets until further notice.
Avast there, ye sea dogs! Just because I’ve only got one eye, ye’ve got no call ta be throwin’ me in the trash with the rest of the bilge water! That’s all I can stands, I can’t stands no more! (Now where did I put me spinach?)
Have you considered adding an eye patch and a parrot, Laura S.?
A while back, Meg featured some orangumazing photos of Suryia and Roscoe, the orangutan and hound-dog buddies. Now, thanks to sender-inner Marilyn T., you can see the heartwarming story of how they met. On your mark, get set, awwww!
Tia A. claims George (tinfoil) and Olive (bed) are astronauts, and that some guy named Jonathan took this picture. I’ll call LOL-NASA to double check her sources.
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