‘Allo, mah lee-tle belle femme skonk fatale! You look like zee angel when you are le sleepeengs, but alas, I must wake you to get your order for zee breakfast of bed!
Skwerl Steals Puppeh’s Identity
September 12, 2012 By
I’m Telling You, It Was This Big!
September 12, 2012 By
That fish was so close, it almost jumped right into my paws! I nearly had it! What, you don’t believe me? Look at this face! Is this a face that would lie to you? Is it?
From this gigantic slide show of baby animals in the N.Y. Daily News.
Aw, Look on the Bright Side
September 12, 2012 By
At least your dirty secrets are safe right here with us. We won’t tell anyone about it.
Our lips are sealed!
Makes locked-lips-twisting-and-throwing-away-the-key motion.
Blame it all on DogShaming
The C.O. Guide to Musical Food
September 12, 2012 By
With a limited range of less than two octaves, the treble cracker is less versatile than, say, the tenor pretzel, yet nonetheless its glistening high notes make it an indispensable instrument in the snackwinds section of any food-based orchestra.
Via Attack of the Cute.
The Tower of Hairbel
September 12, 2012 By
And lo, for many days and nights were the painful ear drops required; and this did displease Cat, and Cat’s loyal subject, who was wise and kind of heart, did seek amends. And thus did he build a mighty tower, that stretched into the heavens or at least near the ceiling. And Cat saw what the man had done, and was pleased.
Look! A Finger Gargoyle!
September 12, 2012 By
If you have real sweaty hands, you should get a finger gargoyle to convey the moisture away from your palms. No more damp handshakes for you!
Plenty of time to get one before Halloween, saltehhh.
Some Would Call It a Bucket…
September 12, 2012 By
I call it a spa!
Oh, Attack of the Cute! What a great reminder to make time for yourself and to be so happy your tongue hangs out the side of your mouth.
Meanwhile, at Dr. Sherman Kelfloffer’s Holistic Poolside Dental Clinic…
September 11, 2012 By
“… and that’s when my daughter, apropos of nothing (wider, please), announces she’s going out trash-can tipping with some boy from college (hold still, thanks) I’ve never even met! Well, I tore into her… say, you’ve stopped flossing, haven’t you?”
Bring It On, Dilbert
September 11, 2012 By
Here’s the deal, People. If you check thees McLink, you will notice that Cute Overload and Dilbert are neck and neck for top calendar in Amazon’s Humor & Comic Calendars section. We must step eet up! Dilbert’s calendar is all about living in a drab, fabric-paneled cube. Fair enough. But ours is all about BRINGIN’ DA QTE and brightening up that drab, fabric-paneled cube.
So buy the 2013 Cute Overload Calendar now, in the Desktop version for Desktop People, and the Wall Calendar version for…Wall People. And make sure you tweet this link to all your Peeps! Everyone that tweets this link will receive…..our undying appreciation! Think of eet! Operators are standing by, maybe even Mr. Bezos! (Prolly not, though.)
Love ya Scott. Really.
P.S. First person who ‘shops Bezos holding up two calendars in his hands WINS TWO CALENDARS!
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