Super Mario Otter!

Problems with your pipes? Call Otto’s Plumbing Repairs! We have just the part you need!

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Via unremoved on Reddit, where just about every plumbing pun has already been plumbed.

Exactly 98 Days ‘Til Christmas

CollageAnd NO time like the present to order your 2015 Cute Overload Calendar! (Heck, it also has September through December of 2014 on it- you can start using it as soon as UPS delivers it!) Here’s a helpful link to Amazon for the Wall size as well as the Mini size.

POLL: I Suggest A New Strategy, R2: Let The Wookiee Win

A woman entered her puppeh in a Petco-Mexico Star Wars contest on FB and they took third place in the judging. [*Note: IMO, the first and second place winners weren't nearly as good. See the Laughing Squid story here. -Ed.]

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What do you think? Should Chewie have won? May The Poll be with you.

Hey! U Over There! Who’s The BEST Puppeh EVER?

That’s what we THOUGHT you’d say!

Andrew Y. with the spot.

More Cool Dual Rules

Get another Twin-Pak™ of Rules for you, care of Cuteporter Shannon V. She says, “We keep finding these little guys in our pool. #wheresyourmama.”

#13: “Juicy” eyes & noses are cute.
#21: Eye capsules are cute.

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[*Note- Couldn't we have a Rule like this: "If your head can auto-retract into your body, that's Cute." -FWIW, -Ed.]

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Dex Paw-sitively Destroys Rule #95

DSC_0169Ever since we put up the photo of Lefty and suggested that our new Rule #95 should just be retired – ’cause he now owned it- we’ve had to (surprise, like this is something new) back pedal a bit on that blanket statement. Wallace was next to claim a shot at the throne.

And then..there’s Big D.

“This is Dexter, I noticed the recent side eye Hall of Fame pictures, and thought Dexter would be a contender. Not only do you get the Side-Eye, but also the sassy ear that gives him a Rhianna look. This was just after I got my new camera and he was not too pleased with how many pictures I was taking of him.” -Lori P.

[*Note: Also in effect: "Rule of Cuteness #42: Ears that flop over a leetle beet are cute." -Ed.]

Muzzle…Nozzle…Or Schnozzle?

We might just have to add this to the Glossary as Sender-Inner Cailin S. remarks:

“My whole family loves Cute Overload. Pets and people alike. My son kept saying to me, “Kiba has such a cute nozzle!” or “that dog over there has a Cute nozzle.” I finally told him he was saying muzzle wrong. He proceeded to set me right: “Muzzle and Nozzle are two different things! A nozzle is an especially Cute combination of a muzzle and nose.” Duh! Here is a picture of two perfect specimens of “Nozzles,” Kiba and Outlaw. Maybe Nozzle should be considered for the Cute Overload Glossary? Thanks for always making us so happy!”

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Gentleman And…Er, Hamster: On Your Marks, Get SET…

You haven’t truly lived life until you’ve watched competitive-eating maniac champion Takeru Kobayashi square off against….a hamster. The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat, all in 1:43.

From Megan.

Epic Muzzlepowsche FLAPPAGE

Stella’s back for another C.O. Visit. Stacy M. (Stella’s maid/chef/stylist) says: “Hi again Cute Overload!! Thought you might like this video of sweet Stella napping after a crazy day. I recommend turning up the volume to hear her superb snoozing snorky sounds! Stella loves being featured on Cute Overload, she tells all the dogs in the neighborhood!!”

We’re Still A Little Rattled

If you were around earlier today…you know that we, um, weren’t. So now C.O. is settling back into our perPETual Cute Groove- and first up after the GREAT BLACK OUT OF 2014 is….some total weirdness from The Big J.

Not really too sure what’s going on here. This Big Yellow Thing (allegedly a pear) is hopping up and down, and then jumps in the drink. Really all ya need to know. RN24 says this is “Funasshi, Japan’s squiggly-wiggly pear mascot from Funabashi City in Chiba!”

Well, everyone knows that.

BUT WAIT! ACT NOW and you can watch this one, too! Call me, maybe!

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