In The Eternal Battle Of Shoes V. Doggehs…

…the Shoes have YET to win. And this goes back CENTURIES! To when there were just…SANDALS!

Bizarro Stuff From The Big J

It’s been awhile since we’ve had something Truly Whacked from The Big J.

This is about to change.

Can anyone here help with with some Translate Action? Translated! ありがとう, 柴子!

From Andrew Y., who has standing orders to email anything nutso from Japan.

May The Derp Be With You*

It seems this week The Mighty C.O. has been besieged by The Derp. Nonetheless, we soldier on. “Meet Lando. He’s named after the charming Star Wars scoundrel for a reason. He’s a blue beagle and doesn’t quite understand the concept of personal space. Thankfully, his big brother Dusty is as patient as they come.” -CT.

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[*Same kinda Star Wars-y vibe as this post -Ed.]

Toesday: Gimme Five.

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Face the Morning After

You awaken just before noon. Blades of light slice through the gauzy haze as you piece together the evening’s revelries. There were balloons and alcohol, karaoke and alcohol, arson and alcohol, plus Mr. MacGroot from Accounting brought his bagpipes. Somehow, you staggered home and collapsed — and that’s when it happened. Your chin disappeared halfway into your head, your eyes and ears now point in different directions, and you realize your night of abandon has left you with a case — of Bed Face.

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One Second After This Photo Was Taken…

…well, let’s just say it did not go well. (Update: JAWS theme added by request.)

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Mylo getting ready to drop the hammer on an unsuspecting kitteh, c/o Juliann.

My Shadow Has a Shadow

It even does what I do, and its shadow does what my shadow does! So does that mean my shadow shadows my shadow, or does my shadow’s shadow shadows my shadow? Whoa, it’s too late in the evening for this.


Via Bev Goodwin.

Melina Knows Her Rules!

The Rules Of Cuteness were established for a reason- to provide the definitive guideline to what IS, and what ISN’T….cute. So Melina in Singapore got to thinking, and fired off this email that pretty well states what the Rules are all about.

Dear Cute Overload,

Long time fan of your website! I have an adorable new baby piggy and I think she qualifies to be on your site according to Rules of Cuteness:

Rule #02 Looking helpless is cute.
Rule #14 If an everyday, small item makes you look small, it’s cute.
Rule #19 Dainty paws are cute.

She fits in a tiny coffee cup! And aside from fact i practically live on coffee, my top choice of name for her is Macchiato! [Not 'Caffeine?' -Ed.]

Best regards,
Melina

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Bebeh Coot! Wait. What? Coot Overload*

10459106_257416921114982_1637569161994340236_oFrom the Baby Wild FB page: “An orphaned Baby American Coot gets some much needed care at the Wildlife Rehabilitation Society of Edmonton in Alberta, Canada.” Submitted by Carly L.

(*Stolen from Oakley, grumbles that I didn’t think of it, stalks off to get an OIKOS yogurt from the fridge.)

Super Kasey The Mighty Maltipoo

unnamed (1)“My husband and I are huge fans of your website. It would be so fun to have our sweet dog Kasey’s photos on C.O.! Kasey is 6 years old and the most steadfast friend out there. His sweet face and gentle nature has made him a perfect companion to bring to work as a social worker….”

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…”I have often found him cuddling in the laps of my clients and I have no doubt that he is a much more effective social worker than I am!” -Ferma.

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