Wombat Wednesday: Interview With The Wombat

GDAY2CUTEOVERLOAD2PatC.O. presents an EXCLUSIVE interview with Patrick, Australia’s #1 Wombat!

Patrick- tell us about your daily routine. What’s your day like?

“Being the Godfather of the Wombats, I have to keep myself in great shape so I eat plenty of fresh greens and loads of carrots and eat my daily grains. I’m not too keen on exercise so I get pushed about in a wheelbarrow alot of the time.”

Who do you like to hang with?

“My neighbours are a fab family of Wombats which include a Mamma, a Dadda and a wee baby Wom. The kid often looks to me for Wombie Advice, which I always say ‘be nice to visitors…don’t bite! And dig really big holes so the keepers have something to do….we have to keep them in a job!'”

Big famous guy like you- bet you get tons of fan mail. Do you have a girlfriend?

“Being the Wombassador of Ballarat I have a busy schedule saying hi to visitors and often meeting VIP’S, which includes Nicholas Cage, Kirstie Alley, Jerry Lewis and most recently Phil Ligget. I have been on TV lots too, so I don’t have time for a girlfriend.”

Did you ever get to meet the late legendary Steve Irwin?

“I never personally met Steve Irwin, however my Dad, Greg Parker who owns the park knew him.”

Anything else you’d like to mention?

“I will be 30 in August and I am looking forward to the celebrations. Big Bucky Tooth kisses XOXOXO to all my fans! I’m off for a snooze now, as I have to keep up on my beauty sleep!”


Special thanks to Patrick’s pals Julia L. and Jared M.

Who Wants Some Belleh Rubs, Eh?

Welcome to Wombat Wednesday!

To kick things off, how about these two little maniacs, Jojo and DJ, goin’ nuts at the Wild About Wildlife Rescue and Rehabilitation Center in Victoria, Australia! Video spotted on T.O.

FAVE FRAME™ ADDED AFTER THE FACT:

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Our exclusive One on One Interview with Patrick, Australia’s #1 Wombat- is next.

HULK SNORGLE!

If you’ll be watching the latest Avengers movie, be sure to stick around for the customary post-credits scene, in which Captain America and Hawkeye console a confused Bruce Banner, whose latest experiment to control his rampaging Hulk tendencies only leads to even stranger results.

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Via Cute Emergency.

Norbalicious

11127727_847798771976234_5559288395918759414_nFrom Norbert’s FB page, which says “I’m just gonna leave this photo right here for you, in case you need some Norbaliciousness.” And who doesn’t need some Norb once in awhile? No one, that’s who.

Oh—You Want To Play With Your Toy?

Can’t really be sure. He might want to order a take-out pizza for all we know.

A-bok-bok-bok-alypse Now

I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one: a one-way trip up the river into enemy territory, where Charlie lurked behind every tree, along with his cousin Dave. My assignment: track down a renegade commander loose somewhere in the jungle. Nothing could prepare me for the horror that lay ahead, but I knew I could never stop until I had terminated… Colonel Sanders.

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Via 11 Fingers 9 Lives.

Tiny Hamster’s Tiny Tiki Party

It’s got tiny Hamsters. And tiny Hedgies. And…tiny Pupu Platters! And…tiny Smoothies in tiny coconuts! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

Why Won’t You PLAY With Me?

[I mean, all she does is just STAND there with that silly grin, and her arm in the air! Come on, throw the BALL!]


(T.O.)

Heeeerrrrrreeee’s CARSON!

Well, Carson AND Willa. These two Red Pandas just received their names from the Lincoln Children’s Zoo. They truly might be the cutest things in the history of the planet. Except for Quokkas. We also get a couple of primo examples of Japanese Schoolgirl Foot Stance Action, too. (:14 and :40.)


(T.O.)

Smile, Scout Buddy!

Scout is clearly having a good dream- the scritches at the end are just a bonus!


(Mashable.)

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