In The Big J: Things Are Not Always What They Seem To Be

[*Note: the premise of this post requires you to scroll -slowly- through the images. -Ed.]

To start off, you might think “Oh, this lady has a nice hairstyle.” Right?

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Some kind of sweater or high-collared jacket thing on, too. Fine.

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OK?

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Hmmmm.

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Aha! Side-Eye!

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RN24 and Andrew Y: joined at the hip.

Flyin’ The Friendly Skies

(Update 12:08pm PT:) And we congratulate today’s winner: Dr. Bob for “Flyin’ The Friendly Skies.”

Time to give away another pair of 2015 Cute Overload Calendars! (If you don’t win this week, you can always buy a pair on Amazon.com!)

Write up a headline for the photo below. We’ll pick our favorite and announce the winner at Noon PT! (Good luck Jim- as always, if you’re caught, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your existence.)

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Image from Reddit.

Rats, It’s Monday

3868368076_d9eb3961ef_oEver wanted to just chuck Monday altogether and wake up Tuesday? You’re not alone. Beethoven, Linus, Schroeder and Cupcake, from Flickrer Melina S.

Swamp Wallaby Action Down Undah! (2.0)

enhanced-buzz-wide-10436-1415313004-14Got an email from Andrew Y. with this story- and it got me to thinking- “Hmmm, Swamp..Wallaby..Joeys. Didn’t we do this?” Well, we did, back in June!

This is a BRAND NEW SET!!

Say hi to Khaleesi and Alkira, two little orphaned dudes.

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They arrived at the Taronga Zoo after being rescued from the side of the road.

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According to BuzzFeed, “Khaleesi is already super confident, hopping ‘quick bound around the bedroom at 3 a.m.’ Little Alkira’s name means ‘sunshine.’”

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BuzzFeed.

Can You Say “Rule 97?”

You sure can. This is Pony, everyone- a prime Nosevember candidate, too. “Rule of Cuteness #97: “Head To Body Ratio: If your head is exponentially larger than the rest of your entire body, that’s Cute.”

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As seen on Facebook.

“Hey Honey? Have You Seen My Other Boot?”

“Can’t say that I have, dear. Ask Bella.”

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From “Bella, The Adventures of a Crazy Yorkie Baby” FB.

Ear Floof ALONE Puts This One Over The Top

39mUV8g“Boyfriend and I adopted this runty rescue kitten. She purrs like a jackhammer and farts like a man.” -Airwrecka1789 on Reddit.

Ahead of the Curve

Now, as you can see by the curve in this next chart, there appears to be a mysterious dip in overall crop yields in the second quarter. We’re still baffled as to the cause, but we’re looking into it.

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Via David Hill.

Hey Rosey! You Like Being On C.O. For Bunday?

rosey1Guess not, huh. Thanks to Wolf for the submish!

Timo, You Gonna Get Outta Bed Today, Buddy?

You wanna think about it for awhile, huh? Totally understandable.

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