I’m Taking You To My PEE PAD!!!

That’s IT! I’ve had ENOUGH of you! OFF to the PEE PAD we go!!!

DP&F.

Presenting Pumba, The Rock And Roll Puppeh

Got this email in Monday afternoon from Gemini C.

“This video and puppeh aren’t mine, but I wish they were! This video is of Pumba, who turned one on Saturday and pretty much displays all the Rules of Cuteness (doing something bad, splayed haunches, exposed belleh, extreme chub.) Pumba is the bulldog puppy of Tokio Hotel‘s Bill Kaulitz (the man with the baseball cap and skeleton tattoo on his hand – yes, he and the rest of the band have changed so much since 2008!) The song in the background is their new single, ‘Love Who Loves You Back.’ Enjoy!”

OK, see- and here I thought this was a video of a pupster….in a hotel in Tokyo.

Hatch Your Very Own Goat!

From the people who brought you the amazing Sea-Monkeys,™ here come Goatlings,™ real baby goats that hatch in seconds! Here’s how they work:

  1. When your very own Goatling arrives, shake it to release the patented Snowflake Life Crystals.
  2. Wait ten minutes.
  3. Wait ten more minutes.
  4. Realize you got suckered into buying a snow globe.
  5. Put on shelf, feel stupid.

Posted to our Facebook page by Gretchen!

You Are Cleared For Landing

15977241292_ab17067a58_k“Hi, I saw this on Flickr. It was called ‘Jumping From the Clouds.’ Flying Disapproval – yes please!” -Jaclyn Z.

(Bonus) Wallpaper Of The Month

Because oh why not. (On a PC, click on image, then right click to save. Mac folks, you…know what to do.)


Kitty from Shutterstock.

Been A Busy Parrot, Have We?

In The World According to Shrimp, it’s NEVER a dull day. So, first, let’s take a bath, right?

Then, it’s time to play with some of those OUTSTANDING coffee filters.

And finally, let’s Deck The Halls or..something.

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From Natalie W., who never sleeps.

A Tense Moment

With focused determination, Hector stared down the mysterious stranger, his gaze barely lifting from the round yellow object of his heart’s desire. A minute passed. Then another. And another. The interloper scarcely moved as it jealously guarded its prize, but Hector remained resolute. His moment would come. Oh yes…it would come.

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Readers who have enjoyed this passage may also enjoy A Minute Passed.

Holly, Aren’t You Gonna Check Out Your Present?

DSC02228HollyBun has decided that the WRAPPING is a lot more fun than whatever was in the bag! “HollyBun enjoying the wrapping more than the present! Taken by BunnyMummy Sue.”

I’ve Seen Things You People Wouldn’t Believe

Roast beef on fire next to the pork shoulder on our iron skillet… I’ve watched tin foil glitter in the microwave next to the Anheuser beer. All those moments will be lost in time… like drippings in gravy…

Via Reddit.

Live from the “Digging to China” Semifinals!

… and, as we enter the forty-third hour, it looks like Goldie “Shovelpaws” McBlavin is still having trouble getting started…

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