Hot pocket

Now…
in…
hamster…
flavor.

Pockitude

Holy quivering muzzlepuffs, Mosey hamster and sender-inner A.J. M.!

Halt! CHICKEN POLICE!

Chicken Cop 1: Bok, what seems to be the er, bok, problem?

Bunny criminal 2: He hit me first—

Chicken Cop 2: bok SILENCE!

Bunny criminal 1: I was minding my own business when I was jumped!

Chicken Cop 1: I’ve, bok, had enough—we’re takin’ both of yous downtown.

F1v3r strikes AGAIN!

Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about

Check out this mini-snorg action.

Stop and smell the hamsters, People.

Snorting_hamsters

Um, Hello! translucent lickable ear alert!

Snerrrrrg

Nicely done Mr. Bailey McFlufferson and sender-inner Andrea K.

And just what do we have here?

You know how some times you want to scream and so you have to STUFF YOUR FIST in your MOUTH so you don’t embarrass yourself?

Meet "Bumble" the Japanese (natch) Chin pup.

Fer crying out loud, People.

Bumble Yawwwwns

Say owner Anessa W., "She sleeps like it’s her job." I bet.

This Lap o’ luxury is TAKEN

Ta-ay-ay-ken. Taken!

Hear moi?

Now, back away slowleh, and I’ll put my paws down. Slowly…

SLOWLY!!! [swipe]

Swiping sounds

Hannah S.—stop with the peenk toes. Serious.

Pillow Bun

Will you please check out the white guy on his back, schnozzle up, paws up, acting as a pillow for everyone else? Puh-lease. He’s all singing in a Enrique Eglesias voice: "I will be your pillow Behbeh!"

Pile_o_buns

Shelly B., nice extra touch of yin-yang bunnery too.

Don’t git farked again! [sing in Roger Daltrey voice]

Exxxxxcellent_2Those clever, clever Farkers have FARKED US AGAIN!

Seems the Mr. Burns Hedgehog caught their eye for a Photoshop contest.

Check it out!

C.O. <3 Fark

Here is my Fark submission:

Exxxxxcellent_burns

With apologies to Matt Groening, natch.  And, um, Roger Daltrey.

I don’t care, just keep my muzzlepouche dry

JUST KEEP MY MUZZLEPOUCH DRY you insisting-on-bathing-me IDIOTS! I can’t believe I put up with such treatment [paws dangle] This is just humiliating. Will you puh-lease check out my dripping pawsitude? that’s right, I said dripping pawsitude.

At least my muzzlepouche is dry. I have some dignity left.

Dry Muzzlepouche

Tomas R. Are you proud of yourself?

Sunday morning Fro

Mornin’ Bitches!

My coffee ready yet? [blinks eye capsules]

Git me a cuppa joe pronto

"Right away, Sir!"- Amanda B.

90-degrees of perfection

Mathematically perfect, Sir Blanco here serves up the perfect 90-degree angles. He’s available for math classes and architecture gigs.

OK, make that 94 degrees

Holy Protractors, Tomas R.!

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