It’s Miller time

Dewd, I have filled out ENOUGH T.P.S. reports today. My boss won’t stop hollering about deadlines, I’m late with the Thompson account, and I have to hire a new bookkeeper. It’s friggin’ Miller time, People.

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OH, and you know—(grabs fun size Krackle off the table) that Sarah in accounting is tewtelly hawt. [Dangles paw]

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Lisa F. In honor of The Office and Dwight Shrute, I thank you.

Du lait, s’îl vous plaît

For now, moi, Madamoiselle Cochonne, I can stand in zee meelk bowl all I like. I am not zee 650 pounds yet, Dahlinks. Whin I am zee 650 pounds, Dahlinks, my left foot weel not even feet een zuh bowl. I must take advanteege while I ken!

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Merci bien, Madame Elise~

This is TOTALLY blowing our minds

Asaciel just sent this over from Japan: "Bebe" surfs CuteOverload. Things haven’t been this whacked since Cheese Doodle.

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Domo arigato, Asaciel!

[Pink nose moving]

Porrrrk.  Looks goooood. I must get my seven toes on a piiiiece.

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Thanks for sending in the Princess, Diane V. ;)

GLURG!

La, la, la, lee, lee, lee, lee lee

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[Big swallow]

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Drink, White White, Drink! Thanks, Chun.

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Are sooooo romantic…the quivering muzzlepuff! The shifty eyes! the snorfing of sheets! Peep dis:

SNORF, sender-inner TTancm!

Pick moi up

Look, I know you’ve been at work ALL day and you’re tired, but I demand you pick me up [stretches out paws] and take me to that other sill over there so I can check out that other sunbeam.

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Was that so bad, Anna S.? ;)

More at 11

Asaciel has an uncanny knack of sending in photos of animals doing human-ish things. (Hello, Rule #6!) First there was "Cat-a-loons", now it’s: "Bebe watches T.V." They’re mini people for crying out loud!

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Arigato, Asaciel!

Feeshe Kees

Left Feeshe: I love you.
Right Feeshe: I love you more.
Left Feeshe: No, I love you more.
Right Feeshe: NO I LOVE YOU MORE
Left Feeshe: I LOVE YOU MORE GOD DAMMIT [underwater screaming]

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Giesel Petes, there are bubbles everywhere now. Kisses, Branna L.

Mini-schnau-schnau

Check out this little chick, she is so great. Her name is "The Cuteness". It must be really nice to have a ‘The’ in your name. Of course, "The Cuteness" has a web site. She’s a mini white schnauzer with matching mini ear flops:

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And, she can chill with the best of them (LOL!):

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What?! [Blink blink]

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Awesome submission Janet T. and T.C.’s owners… :)

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