As far as Cute overloading goes, I think having a baby tiger lick your toes might send you into a C.O. coma. Authorities should really look into it as a way to subdue perps.
Have you been to Sears portrait studio recently? They do AWESOME work. Let me tell you, I am not kidding. 2 years ago, Sparky and I and our roommate, The Dude went to Sears for a ‘family’ portrait, and it was AWESOME. They take good care of you there, the quality rocks, and I spent 15 hours looking at their prop selections.
I love that someone brot their turtle and kitteh in for a portrait. That cat is all: "WTF? I can’t cuddle with this!" The turtle is all "Ehn!"
Justin V., Tossing Rituals brand coffee crystals in your direction (sorry, inside joke, we lerrrve the coffee creamer powder at the office called ‘Rituals’)
Hold it right there, Señor Puppers.
You’re UNDER ARREST.
For unlawful puppitude, including but not limited to:
1. Playful, waving ‘tocks
2. Overwhelming, clean fluff and
3. A tiny mouf barely big enough to hold that tennis-ball-thing
Just stop it! [clenching eyes shut]
For God’s sake, man. Stooooooop! (I’m talkin’ to you, Janice P.)
This one goes out to my hubbles Sparky. Sparky’s Pop passed away yesterday. Sparky feels sad about it, and I’m sure he’d rather be this hamster right now, dreaming of fresh broccoli trees.
Paws up, Sparkalish! XOXOXO.
Thanks so much, María.
This gal was like; "Eff it! I’m GETTING IN THAT CATEGORY IF I HAVE TO BUY ALL NEW TANK TOPS!!!
First, I’m gonna stuff 11-pound Cordy down mah shirt—OOOOOF"
"But to really show ‘em over at Cute Overload, I’m gonna schtuff EIGHTEEN-POUNDER Charlie down in thar! woooo!"
"Ha! small cats in racks… PUH-LEASE!"
Angela P., You really outdid yourself… what’s next?