Attempted Crowage

Will you please get a load of this MINI-ROOSTER, attempting to crow. Perhaps for the [head cocked to side] FIRST TIME!?

Sheena B., it’s time to get up!

THIS JUST IN: ‘Chunk’ the Groundhog

Look, I know this pic is not the BEST PIC in the whole world until you focus on THE EAR ACTION and the fact that this is a Groundhog NAMED ‘CHUNK’!

Just enjoy it, Brandy G.

Meet Pledge Flounder

Flounder knew he had an important job; he used his “sad, wittle eyes!” and “cute, fwoofy tail!” to help lure the ladies to Delta Tau Chi. Without him, the only action his brothers caught was a seasonal flu.

What would Dean Vernon Wormer think, Megan?

Tights, Cape, Cod Piece…Check, Check, Check.

Excuse me, do you mind?  This nice lady is volunteering her brassiere as a place for me to transform into my alter ego, Captain Meddler.  We can’t all have fancy-pants telephone booths, you know.

Where’s his Clark Kent curl, Pauline S.?

I’m never staying in this hospital again

You pay extra for a room with a private nurse, and then she just goes to sleep on the job, while I’m stuck sneezing my head off!

My Pig-Fu Is Invincible!

“Your skills are weak, young pup. You are no match for my advanced spinning-laying-down-surprise-attack technique!  Hah!”

Found on Your Morning Adorable at the L.A. Times.

Christo’s “Kitten Soup for the Soul”

“My dear Tinsley, you absolutely must come to the library and see our newest acquisition! We paid a delightfully obscene price for it, so you know it’s something special! Of course we have no idea what it means…Do you think it needs to be watered?”

Weird concept art, Pam W.

What Did She Expect from Crate & Barkwell?

“Dang it, Walter! Next time you buy a throw rug for the kitchen, can you find one that don’t snore?”

With a name like Tobias Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Douglas, can we assume his bestie is Fawkes, Lisa G.?

Two Sloths Cuddling. Slowly.

This deadly sin isn’t as outrageous when it’s cuddling in pairs.

Alert reader Shana took these shots at the Costa Rica Sloth Sanctuary.

This Just In: Musical Maru!

Quick – someone grab Winston and a cowbell!


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