What!?

Oh, this is _so_ Don’t Make Me Turn This Car Around, II. Only, in cat form. Mike, thanks, bro.

Mike

“Wot? the rabbit?”

This is so Monty Python it’s ridiculous, only this time, it’s a ferret. James W. H., thank you for sending in this delightful photo. For he rest of you; quotes:
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Tim:There he is!
King Arthur:Where?
Tim:There!
King Arthur:What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim:It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur:You silly sod!
Tim:What?
King Arthur:You got us all worked up!
Tim:Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur:Ohh.
Tim:That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin:You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim:Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!
Sir Galahad:Get stuffed!
Tim:He’ll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad:Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin:You mangy Scots git!
Tim:I’m warning you!
Sir Robin:What’s he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim:He’s got huge, sharp… er… He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur:Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors:Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin’ right up!

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"Well, we’ll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit’s dynamite."
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"I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little *bunny*, isn’t it?"

 

James_w_h

“Ehn!”

Antonio H. Just stop it. Look at this, will you? This image is the epitome of "ehn!" [trying to reach]

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Beaue-tocks

You don’t need animation to imagine the tail waggage. Adorable capture, Melissa C. Yes, butts are cute, but if we make a category of them, the website might catch on fire.

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Whatever you say, Mr. Lasseter!

Behold the teeny "Stinkpot" baby turtle, who looks like he’s auditioning for Pixar’s next movie. At least he’s having a better time than Stubby McStubbersons here. Both are ‘musk turtles’ from the Sternotherus Gallery at Chelonia.org. (I can’t pronounce it either.) Thanks, Piezocuttlefish!

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Lil’ Floating Snacks

er… ‘quacks.’

Maggie from Australia writes: "They are Pacific Black ducklings, native to Australia, who we rescued after they fell into the man-made water feature outside our home and couldn’t get out again [they were only a few days old and were a long way from flying]….This picture was taken one night when we’d returned the ducklings to their temporary sanctuary in our guest bathroom. Lucy, our 3 year old beagle, was fascinated by them and whimpered for hours after they were taken away – she missed her little mates."

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The baby ducks should be releases to the wild later this month… ;) Thanks so much, Maggie.

Hold all calls please

Helllooo! My head is as wide as your cellllll phooooooone!

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Momma, my arm hurts.

Fitting perfectly into the "Cute or Sad?" category, Linda P. sent in this prosh pup with an arm injury.  At least he has a sticker on his cast. XO, little bro!

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Update: C.O. mailbox is open again

Filing_done_5  With all our filing done, you may now send in your attachements to the Cute O. Gmail box. It took many kittens and Cuteologists™ to file all your fine submissions, but it’s finally done. Thanks for your patience, and fee free to send away!

Yes, he gets paid a reasonable wage.

Oh, this is not happening again

That damn cat thinks she can just leave me here out in the small bed, just because I came in later, DOESN’T MEAN I can’t have the big bed, I mean, I kinda fit in this bed sitting up—WHAT AM I SAYING? I can’t SLEEP LIKE THIS! If I wake up the cat, it’ll be mad again, oh dammit!

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Thanks, Grace M.