Red pan-daaaaaah [trails off]

Look, People, red pandas must be stopped. Their tiny ears, petite schnozzles, sniffling whiskers—please—someone stop the 1.51-kilogrammed-madness.

Redpanda

The right-hand guy ducking behind the other guy is ESPECIALLY bad, Zoe H.

^—^  <—ears

Take this job and shove it

Look, I like a well-runnin’ warsh machine as much as the next cat, but this repair job blooooooows! [singsong]

Welp. [unlatches seat belt, turns off Howard Stern Show] gotta go meet a ‘Ms. Nancy Pisula of 23 Evergreen Terrace’ now.

[takes a healthy swig from flask] Yup.

Duhlivery
Sparky? nice work, Bebe.  Lots more with funny captions at this site.

I know, huhn?

So I was all "no   way!"

and she was all "way! I am gonna wear it before you"

and so [slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrps Diet Coke] I told her, look, [checks self in mirror] you are so not going to wear the lace tube top from Forever 21, nah-ahn!

She’s such a bee—[slurrrrrrrp]-atch!

Are you gonna eat that last soft taco?

Slurrrrrrrrrrp

Like, Patricia? whateverrrrr! see if I care

It’s Stu, the newly egotistical pocket pet!

Sender-inner "SJ" writes: "Stu has become quite full of himself since appearing on Cute Overload … he’s no longer willing to sit idly by and let the cats hog all the racks.  He’s on a mission and may soon be popping up at a rack near you…you’ve been warned."

OH MY GODS THERE HE ISSSSSSS!!! RACK ATTACK!

Tiniest_of_paws

SJ—promise us you’ll share your rack with cats too…and nice touch with the ear-bending.

Harajuku-pup-a-ru!

Alert reder Simone T. saw this pupulence in Harajuku Japan and snapped a pic-ta-ru! [Say in Japanese accent]

KOMPAI!

Nahahn_1

Love the paw up, but goo’ lo’ that shirt has gots tah go! oh!

Puddsters

Puddingstamp_1
Look, it’s a kitteh named "Bread Pudding". Can you imagine a better name than that? All warm and yummy? I can’t. OK, maybe the name "Marcy" comes close, but that’s IT.

Thanks for the stamp, too, "Pudds".

Pudding01

C.O.X.C.U.!

Pudding04

<3 to Kaede :D

P.S., You too can turn your photos in real US postage! with…PhotoStamps;)

Only 22 days ’til Halloween…

I’m just sayin’.

Famous_chi

Mr. Sams, always a pleasure. ;)

Two things.

OK, folks, two things. First,

1. WHO names a dog "Marcy"? Can cats named "Linda" be far behind!?
2. I’d like to make a request to you, the C.O. audience, that we change one of our important C.O. vocab words. The word is:

"MuzzlePuff"

I’d like to change it to:

"Muzzlepouch" or even "whiskerpouch"

For the following reasons:
A. It’s really not a ‘puff’ it’s a ‘pouch’
B. ‘pouch’ sounds funnier when you say it like this: "whees-kare-pow-che" [cracking self up]

Thank you for your consideration.

Muzzlepouchetude

Nice pow-che, Marceh! (And sender-inner Britta!)

Happiest of birfs

Here’s what you should do today. Think of EVERYONE in your address book. Young or old. Could they be having a birthday today? Why, yes! Yes, they are! So:
1. Print out this hammie image and present it to them or
2. Send them this URL.

Good deed DONE, PEOPLE!

Happybirf

Way to go, Alice the Ham and Grace H. (milliner extraordinaire)

Possible new rule of cuteness?!

Meg: Settle down, People, there is a guest cuteologist here for a lecture, and he has some excellent observations to share with the class. Dr. Mike-in-Denver, please, go ahead. [open gesture to crowd]

Mike in Denver: [Clears throat] Um, yes, thank you, Dr. Frost. Let me start by saying that while perusing The Cute I have noticed a phenomenon that I think is worth suggesting for a possible canonization.

[students at edges of seats, hummingbirds buzzing overhead carrying notes]

Namely, sleepy eyes: the droopy lids, the unfocused expression, but mainly the overemphasized lower eyelid region. When prominent, this seems always to = cute (unless it’s on, say, Brian Dennehy). I have attached a mashup of some good examples for your class to review.

Sleepyeyes

While this may be a subset of ‘eye capsules’ (as the two are often interlinked), it seems to function independently. It also seems that kittens, puppies, and other young’uns are best at this, but then, they’re best at everything, I suppose.

Anyway, I thought I should go ahead and submit this to the CuteLab for analysis.

[students nod enthusiastically]

Meg: Thank you very much, Dr. Mike-in-Denver. Students, GET ANALYZIN’!

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