EXTREME Home Mouseover

This place needs an EXTREME MOUSE-OVER. Would you look at this red and white—what is this, a White Stripes video? Good God, People. Barbie wouldn’t be caught dead on this thing. And what’s with the TOILET? Oh, do not get me started on botched remodels.Barry_is_a_bit_large_for_his_couch2I guess I’ll move this little number next to the Stuart Smalley mirror over here. Hmm. Nice chaaaaiiir!!! [singsong]Barry_leans_on_the_couch1Dr. Anne, you may be the best mouse vet in the world, but fer cryin’ out loud, get some decent upholstery!

Let’s check in on Knut the polar bear

What better way to check out Knut the polar bear than the DALLAS THEME SONG and fabulous imagery?Check it:Kelly E., I agree, great editing.

Miniscule foot action

Will you please check out the miniscule foot action associated with this kitteh.Upside-down, paws-up, exposed-gutteral region too. Puh-lease.Beyond anerable.Mojo, BabyKate G. and “Mojo”—lookin’ good.

I know how you feel, Kid

This is you at CuteOverload…

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GITTIN’ SNORGLED NOW! [Rocky theme song]

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Look at you! lookhowcuteyouare!!!

(I’m talking to you, Loki, Vesta and Renee S.)

Listen Dahlings.

Watch moi bask if you must, Dahlingks. Just keep the feesh comingk.Sir_sea_lionRachel M., I LOVES ME THE BLUBBER!

All his songs are in ‘F’

[Ferret voice] Let me show you the right key, Little lady.

Like this [strummm!]

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Rock and roll, Susan S. Rockin’.

‘Monks prefer Macs

Warrrrm lap-toppy… Ahn. [burrow burrow]

Nice submishe, Sparkalishe ;)

Wot up, from P-Dizzawg

Wot up, P-Dawg in the Zizzle (as in, I’m shoutin’ out from the SF ‘Zoo‘, Dudes)

Yep, gettin’ my poe-tay-toe on*. [Furiously eats and shreds]

Gotta go—I gotta hot date with a flamingo—we’re going to the Penguin feeding.

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* I think that’s a potato!

Gracias to San Francisco Zoo Peep Kelly W.

Back to the Monday grind

Pour yourself a hot cup of ambition, People, it’s Monday.

Now, have a seat and let me tell you about our premium life insurance products.

What a way to make a livin'

Office manager Wendy P. sent this one in. I bet she can sing ‘9-to-5‘ with the best of ‘em on karaoke night.

It’s my pawty…

…And I’ll curl my pars if I want to.

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Sender-inner Michael S. sez this pup was born on Valentine’s Day and has a white heart on his head. ;)

// EDIT — [snicker!]  – Theo. //

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