Some days in the life

Day 1! [What animal could this be?]

Day 1

Still day 1! [Please note faintest of smiles]

Please clean my schnozzle.

Day 2!

Quit squeezin', Lady

Day 2 agin!

Aroooooooo

Day 7… [Dark circles, coming into focus around eyes!]

Someone git me some concealer, STAT

Day 25!!!11OMG!!1

Resist the urge to bite my ears off

Day 25, encore!

Lil' black vest painted on

Another photo from day 25…

Getting strong noooow! [Rocky music]

Day 30…

Incubatin' hibernatin'

Day 35!

Fuzziness factor: OFF SCALES

s’more Day 35…

Dreaming about eeeeeevil plans and otters

Day 85!

I smells some fresh bambooular treats

Day 90!

Pan-tocks

And finally, Day 120. ahn [head tilt]

Where the hecky am I anyway?

Emily S., you are toooooo much. This looks like Butterball the Panda—is it? Do tell!

Beyond redonk

Once again, the Japanese kick our ‘tocks in the cute and ridiculous depahtment.

LOL, Señor SparkyPannnts!

OOTO

Hey Guyths, I’m working from home today. [getting hair in keyboard]

I’ll be reachable in all the usual ways; iChat, email, cell phone, ring a bell, shake a Pounce treat can, etc.

[Turns on Oprah, falls asleep in crux of keyboard]

Wfh

You are soooooo out-of-the-office, Davona N. ;)

Dumbo octopus: “pppbbbbbttthhh!”

This octopus is all: "I leeve in dee depths of dee oh-ceayns." [covers eyes with ear flaps] "No flash photographies!"

"Pppbbbbbtttthhh!!!"

Dumbooctopus

I must say, this pic has been sent in by beellions of people, so thank you… most recently, "M.R.", courtesy of the NY Times.

See MORE interestin’ pics in this here book: The Deep. Good idea, Steph H.!

YOU…

…got what it takes, Baby.

You

I’m lookin’ at you, Stacy G. ;)

Just like the office

Another day, another dollar. Am I right, People?

[insert rat race joke here]

You get a bonus, sender-inner Brooke B. and BaileyBug06!

You do the math

[looking over professor glasses]

Yes, yes, this is correct.

Regular kitteh plus Happy Feet penguin equals kitteh ear tufts. Every time.

Tuftymctuftersons

You get an "A", Ellen L. Summer is high-tuftage season.

Stowaway!

YARRRRRRRRRRRRH! [pops out of bag]

Didn’t think I joined you on the trip, did ye?

Avast! Hand over that Freedom Fry with all speed! [licks chops]

Stowaway

Elsa C., I think you’re in for a keel-haulin’.

*POINK*

As Jackie Hiebert points out in her Vox, this little guy just popped out to say hello.

Bamboo_frog_800

Bamboo_frog_coxcu

"Ze best part?  Zer ees secret ajjent underwatèrre, on ozzer end of zees breathing tube.  You wait for a bit, eh?  I go back downstèrres an’ show you somzeeng funney, eh?"

[UN-POINK]

[short pause]

[pops back up]

"…but firs’ promees now you will catch me, cheri."

I dare you to throw me in

Try it.

I dare you. [increasingly nervous shifty eyes]

I’mtewtally ready.

Unlike last time. [Chihuahua shiver]

I'm ready this time

Kristin H., does "Kiki" pup have a tiny foam beer cozie too?

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