No cat—no rack…

“Hi, i just wanted to let you know how much i love your website. I would put money in the tip jar if i wasn’t a broke college student, but the site has been my homepage for almost two years now. I’m not sure if this is the right place to send things in, but i have a picture of me and my stuffed animal that i’ve had since i was born. It might fit under the cats and racks even though its not a cat, and i dont have a rack.”

OK, sender-inner with no name, we have a THING for childhood toys, and we admire your entrepeneurial spirit.

Welcome to cats and racks.

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When in doubt SNORG A FERRET

When you’re just not sure what to do—grab a ferret!

Nibble an ear or two.

It will help.

Promise. (That is if the ferret wakes up from his INTERSPECIES SNORGLING NAP)

Stranglehold

"Moochie nibbling on Fang’s ear" brought to you by TIna J. Photographer extraordinaire.

Oil Slick

Listen up, People [licks chops and tastes 5W-30] Oil slicks ken be hazardous. I mean, check me out—SLIPPERY CITY!

Oil_mcslickersons

Moxie Roxie wears the “wet look”, by Kelly L.

Objects in the mirror are tewtelly schweet!

Wooooooo!

Baby!

Check me out inmynewCamaro woooooooooooooo

OK, it’s a Honda.

Pilot_alfers

Nice work "Alfers" and Mariel… ;)

YAAAAYYY!!! [rolleyes]

Jane_g_exclamGinger: I’M KING OF THE WORLD! WOOHOO!!!

Poppy: Egad, I hated that movie… anyway, you’ve got the arms all wrong; what you’re doing is the American end-zone dance.

Ginger: GOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!

Poppy: [quiet sigh]

Greetings Peeps, Puddins & Possers!  This is Theo!  The Spontaneous Opera Syndrome photostream, over at Flikr, has inspired me to use EXCLAMATION POINTS!  And these two kitters are like my own cats’ Irish cousins!  Yay!!!

Thank you, Jane G.  Your cats are fine indeed.
Full-size original photos are here and here.

Hot pocket

Now…
in…
hamster…
flavor.

Pockitude

Holy quivering muzzlepuffs, Mosey hamster and sender-inner A.J. M.!

Halt! CHICKEN POLICE!

Chicken Cop 1: Bok, what seems to be the er, bok, problem?

Bunny criminal 2: He hit me first—

Chicken Cop 2: bok SILENCE!

Bunny criminal 1: I was minding my own business when I was jumped!

Chicken Cop 1: I’ve, bok, had enough—we’re takin’ both of yous downtown.

F1v3r strikes AGAIN!

Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about

Check out this mini-snorg action.

Stop and smell the hamsters, People.

Snorting_hamsters

Um, Hello! translucent lickable ear alert!

Snerrrrrg

Nicely done Mr. Bailey McFlufferson and sender-inner Andrea K.

And just what do we have here?

You know how some times you want to scream and so you have to STUFF YOUR FIST in your MOUTH so you don’t embarrass yourself?

Meet "Bumble" the Japanese (natch) Chin pup.

Fer crying out loud, People.

Bumble Yawwwwns

Say owner Anessa W., "She sleeps like it’s her job." I bet.

This Lap o’ luxury is TAKEN

Ta-ay-ay-ken. Taken!

Hear moi?

Now, back away slowleh, and I’ll put my paws down. Slowly…

SLOWLY!!! [swipe]

Swiping sounds

Hannah S.—stop with the peenk toes. Serious.

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